Taakitz Stories

Umbrellas are gay now

Just some good fluff

Taako meets a cute barista. This story will also be available on AO3, if anyone is interested. Picture is by summer-arts on tumblr

I'll basically be doing some one shots for TAZ because I love it. I cant say im a good writer but I can write.

A decision that will change the team- But for better or for worse?

i'm literally incapable of finishing anythi

Kravitz arrives on the scene of a tragedy not having much information about what happened. He is used to his job and goes into it without much thought. However when he lays eyes on those involved he finds himself feeling an unusual amount of emotion. Author's note: This doesn't fit perfectly into the story. Kravitz hadn't met Taako before the crystal kingdom. I had a groovy little idea that I wanted to share, I suppose.

Sazed runs. But one can never run forever.

A cute, short fluff piece I wrote about the Raven Queen finding out about Taako and Kravitz (because I really love the headcanon that the RQ is an overprotective mom) that I finally managed to make myself publish after listening to the finale. Takes place in the months between Lunar Interlude IV and the Suffering Game. #thankyouDMGriffin for these beloved characters, and for everything you've done.

It's hard being a harbinger of death in the millennial era. From young adults thinking of him as a fun icon to constantly hearing "Guess I'll die" jokes, Kravitz doesn't think his life could get any harder. That is, until his boyfriend makes a comment that manages to get under his skin. MAJOR TAZ SPOILERS! DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU HAVE FINISHED THE BALANCE CAMPAIGN!

Taako has had everything taken from him. But when he gets everything back, he gets more than he ever could have hoped for. Damn this is what I'm using my writing talents for? My English teacher wouldn't be proud Cover art is mine, don't take it please

After losing his sister and putting everything he had into trying to find her, Taako has become a pirate of the streets. He's not even sure where he is anymore, too far from home for anything to be familiar, and too broke to get a train home anyway. Not like he wants to go back. It would be too quiet without her there. He's spent the last few months taking money where he can get it, sometimes from small cooking shows in busy squares, and stealing when he has to. He's not proud of it, but the idiots make it so easy... Anyway, he needs the money to keep looking for Lup. Of course, he's having no luck here, and he can't do anything for her if he keeps freaking out. Maybe it's time to take a little while for himself. Kravitz knows that sometimes, for the kingdom, you have to make sacrifices. He's let go of his dreams of being a musician, and there has never been a more dedicated captain of her majesty's army. But when he discovers that his mother has set up an arranged marriage - well, he knows better than to argue with her. It's for the good of the country, after all. Still, it's not going to stop him from sneaking out to go to his favorite bar.

Lup is due to take the throne of Faerun and become queen in a few days, the daughter of a powerful king and wise queen. But it isn't supposed to be like this. Her twin brother Taako was born first, and he is supposed to become king. But he's gone, and nobody has been able to find him for two weeks. As the coronation day grows near, Lup's royal scientist Barry Bluejeans works meticulously to find Lup's brother before it's too late. The spell he finds may be the key to finding Taako, but it carries a heavy price tag.

Tres horny boys now have passed away and live on with Magnus and his wife in the afterlife. Taako becomes the apprentice of Istus and works with his husband Kravitz. All is calm and happy. The Star Blaster lives on Earth inside a museum. This is going to remain unfinished, sorry folks! I like where it is now more than any other story I was gonna make. Cover by SammyTorres on deviantart (Go watch them so good!!!)

Taako's wedding day was supposed to be perfect. He would get married to his true love (who he just met), and live happily ever after. But instead, he ended up being pushed down a well into a world where there are no happily ever afters. Kravitz just wanted to marry someone who could care for his son, Angus. Instead, he got a man who's convinced he's from a fairytale land who he might just be in love with.

This is a collection of oneshots dedicated to "The Adventure Zone," a popular Dungeons and Dragons podcast ran by your sweet baby brother, Griffin McElroy. This collection includes angst, fluff, and a bit of smut (which will be marked as so). Magnus likes hate sex. Taako gets roofied. Merle wants to f*ck the void.

WARNING: HAS A LOT OF CURSING, VIOLENCE, GORE, AND OF COURSE CHEESY ROMANCE. After the crews battle with The Hunger, life had gone at a much slower pace. Especially for Lup. Sure, she had Barry, and Taako, and the rest of the Starblaster crew, but Lup was missing the adrenaline rush of running into a battle, her spell slots ready to be wasted. However, Lup never wanted one of the hardest struggles The Tres Horny Bois faced to come flying back at all of them when they least expected it. WONDERLAND.

they can't seem to find the time to speak, so they write.

Kravitz meets a mischevious elf when trying to stop a recent string of death crimes. He can't kill him, since Taako isn't the cause for the crimes himself - But, When he talks to the elf, Kravitz may be getting more than he'd hoped for.

Taako asked Kravitz to figure out what was up with his Umbrastaff. Kravitz still isn't sure how it could have gone worse.