Taakotaaco Stories

MASSIVE SPOILERS for The Suffering Game arc and episodes 56 and 57!! After Magnus loses his body, Taako regrets a lot of what's happened during the game so far, and wishes he could redo it all. The future is confusing and blurry, and it doesn't seem all so great right now, but things will be okay. Right? Taako does some introspection. Merle reads a book. Magnus takes a snooze.

When the tres horny boys go on a mission for old time sakes, things take a turn when a demon takes liking to a certain elf.

Kravitz meets a mischevious elf when trying to stop a recent string of death crimes. He can't kill him, since Taako isn't the cause for the crimes himself - But, When he talks to the elf, Kravitz may be getting more than he'd hoped for.

Magnus is having trouble sleeping ever since the boys got back from Refuge, and Taako has just the thing to help. NOTES: The boys talk about their backstories briefly, so minor spoiler warning, as well as mild warnings for mentions of death, and references to sex, abuse, and self harm. Enjoy!

A roleplay book for the adventure zone!

It's all in the name, hail and well met my dudes Characters include Magnus Taako Merle Kravitz Lup Barry If anyone wants me to add in someone else just let me know!

Just a bunch of AU's for the good boys

Angus loved detective stories and he learned how to take in information like a detective. He was observant, so when things disappeared at school, he could usually find it within the hour. But Angus could never practice his detective work outside of school. Detectives got their clothes dirty. They listened to other people's conversations. They went places without telling their parents. They regularly associated with people below their social class. After much consideration, Angus knew what he had to do to be himself. Angus disappeared when he was eight years old. (Title comes from The Adventure Zone: Live in Austin!)

"We ran as soon as the first person got sick. I told Sazed to get in the driver seat and we just drove. We just drove for two days straight before we stopped to look back." "And I think at the first chance that he got, like, the first settlement you got to after that-" "He abandoned me. Absolutely. Yeah. I assumed because he didn't want to be associated with somebody who could do something like that." -TAZ Episode 48 Taako gets left behind.

"Burned by the flame of a mother's rage, Memories lost to a final ash, The earth and steel his lonesome cage, May his peace forever last, The Exile of Crystal Kingdom"

Lup is due to take the throne of Faerun and become queen in a few days, the daughter of a powerful king and wise queen. But it isn't supposed to be like this. Her twin brother Taako was born first, and he is supposed to become king. But he's gone, and nobody has been able to find him for two weeks. As the coronation day grows near, Lup's royal scientist Barry Bluejeans works meticulously to find Lup's brother before it's too late. The spell he finds may be the key to finding Taako, but it carries a heavy price tag.