Tacoii Stories

my little stories of objects,,, most will be abt bfdi and ii since thats what ive watched most recently but ofc will occasionally contain other shows!! most will prob be angst (self projecting who????), and fluff:3 I WILL NEVER WRITE FREAKY STUFF 😣😣(no offense to anyone, i just feel uncomfortable with it). will add tags as it goes on.

artbook!!! woah my first ever book published on wattpad mainly object show [and a bit of cookie run kingdom :3] i draw to feed my delulu uhh idk when i'll update this i think i'll update it when i wanna *sigh* i can't upload the damn cover Edit: i uploaded it!!! yippee Oh my, hello. This is super ancient. Uh, hi, 2026 Lala here. If you wanna see actual good art, skip to part 12. Or don't, I don't care.

just a whole lotta nothing for a whole lotta something.

INANIMATE INSANITY HUMAN FANFIC (Tacomic) TW: Ships, gore, au, vomit, cursing, s/h, suicide, headcanons, and my first fanfic :/ Taco and Mic go camping! Specifically with NO SCREENS. But Knife being an annoying brother to Mic, he double-dog-dares Pickle to go with them. Little did they know that the screen detox would be the worst decision of their lives. After all, you can't hide from an imminent threat. It's kill or be killed. (Yeah I'm bad at writing and there will be a ton of mistakes so mb :] )

' Dear Diary: I hate myself ' - Taco has her memory back now! But that may not be the greatest thing to happen. Her reputation is ruined, she's surrounded by people she hates, and she's expected to have suddenly gotten better. -- SEQUEL TO SOUR HONESTY. READ THAT FIRST.

I'm on that ZAZA. So uh Taco wants to leave the society in quiet and kinds vanish without anyone knowing but two idiots follow her and also a few ppl die uhm YAYAYYAYAYAYYAAYYAYAYAY

I am the skibidi toilet god. I have observed the inevitable and the most significant acts throughout the entire universe. I must say, you'll make the right decision by choosing to read this little novella of fanfiction. <3 🤑🤑🤑🤑

When Microphone walks away, Taco is left alone with nothing but regret, silence, and the growing weight of everything she never said. Grief turns the camp colder, the woods quieter, and her thoughts darker. As she retraces the space Mic once filled, something inside Taco begins to twist, slowly, quietly, dangerously.

Hey hey!!! feel free to leave requests but most of the time ill be writing my own thing;

-Book Cover is temporary!- First of all, before you start accusing and assuming that I'm stealing this from others. This is all original story idea by me and I'm not trying to say that I am the original who started this. No, everyone has their own ideas and so am I. So stop attacking me okay? And second of all. Don't read this. My schedule is up and down or random. This story line doesn't make sense so you have to wait -All warnings are not available in this book yet so be warned that future chapters may contain disturbing themes without any warnings!- -This whole book will only focus on 3rd person p.o.v but object characters will be mentioned on tags later once the whole storyline thing is organised and done!- Includes 3,029 current Words in this book [(including all current non-associated published chapters) Not including all currently unreleased chapters] Description: Taco still hasn't been forgiven yet, she instead now likes exploring underground caves to pass time that is until she finds a suspiciously loose ground, removing most of the dirt with her bare hands, she discovers a cave, a cave that was once sealed now open. This discovery peeked her interest as she goes down the dark cave, she finds something strange within this mysterious cave... Basically, Taco unleashes an ancient virus that once plagued the food objects without knowing, now it is back for round 2. Archive Warning that the author did not choose : Graphic depictions of Gore and Intense Headache, Major Character Death(S)

TACOMIC ANGSTTTTTTTTTT (prolly gonna have a few shiteposts 😔)

the entirety of hamilton but inanimate insanity

the world is torn because balloon sucks soo much that the gods died

The Parasitic. An interesting case indeed. Multiple murder reports, different objects. But well, it was one of the stranger things in life, but that was fine. Afterall, no one in their world would ever figure it out. Probably. (This takes place when s2 has ended, and pretend s3 hasn't started.) ewwww this is old ewwwwwwwww dont look at it please

Pickle is tired. It's nothing new. He can't remember the last time he got a good night's sleep, not between the many hours he's spent staring up at his ceiling and the semi-permanent fog that's settled itself in his exhausted brain. No fog, no relaxing, no routines, and no (frankly absurd) amounts of melatonin have helped him. Nothing will. It's pointless, now, for him to even bother going to bed, even if body, his mind, his very soul cry out for rest. So he doesn't.

[An Inanimate Insanity AU inspired by the show The Owl House!] For as long as she can remember, Taco, an aspiring young witch, has had only one dream; to be the youngest and most powerful witch to join the Emperor's Council, an elite group of witches that work personally with Emperor Cobs, the ruler of the lands of Inania. So when Taco finally becomes old enough for magic school and receives her acceptance letter for the Arcadia Institute of Magic and the Arcane Arts, one of the most reputable schools in Inania, she's extremely ecstatic to begin chasing her dreams with her best friend Pickle by her side. Not long after her enrollment into Arcadia, Taco finds herself flourishing; she and Pickle end up befriending Paper Sheets, a timid boy their age who is extraordinarily prodigious in oracle magic, and his friend OJ Thinker, the son of one of Arcadia's highest-ranking alma maters. She quickly finds herself enjoying all her classes, and she's even learning about new kinds of magic. Taco is enjoying her life at Arcadia, and with her friends by her side, she couldn't be happier. But one evening, when she and her friends are on their way to their dorm for the night, the four of them accidentally witness something not meant for their eyes. The breadcrumbs that they follow not too long after lead them to discover that their emperor is not who he really seems, and that his intentions for the students of Arcadia and the rest of Inania are filled with nothing but malice. With the assistance of their dorm head, MePhone, a former member of the Emperor's Council who rebelled and escaped after learning the truth, Taco and her friends take on a task that one never thought that they'd have to accomplish in their magic school years; saving their world.

Taco decides its time she stops fooling around. She needs to choose a new puppet, someone she could use to help her get the million. Lucky her, someone falls right into her spiderweb.

Everything was going good, season three of inanimate insanity is going on, OJ came back to the hotel but...something happened....the objects didn't have normal food, the hotel ran out of food a while ago. Microphone went to test tubes lab to look for an emergency stash and found something she thought was edible. The whole hotel ate the little food. Their hunger wasn't satisfied.....They were craving for more....None of the food objects are safe....Not even taco...Not anyone. ((FYI this is my first acual book so don't expect the writing to be good lmao))

She was running. That's all she remembers. She was running from her past competitors. She was bleeding, dying, suffering. Her memory of everything is in ruins, her life was in ruins. Her love was broken, her shell was broken. This is all from one POV