tsukkiken
"Ain't gonna hold on? You might fall-"
"No. You're covered in dirt.
Later down the line then. Using his spurs Atsumu urged the horse forward at a respectable pace, though in his head he was practically throwing a party. This was the most progress he'd made in several months and he wouldn't let it go uncelebrated, a grin on his face he was unable to shake. A dramatic sigh sounded out as his head turned to look at the man sitting behind him for a moment.
"I'm sorry for being a disgusting peasant, Lord Sakusa. I'll make sure to bathe in water blessed by a fuckin' priest next time."
Their words pulled an eye roll from the shopkeeper.
"As if you wouldn't shrivel up and die if you touched holy water."
"Whaaat? Y'think I'm a vampire?"
"I was aiming for a demon."