Taikawaititi Histoires

Oneshots for the best director of all time!

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️ I scrolled and scrolled through this app trying to find what I was looking for, but sadly, I could not. So if I cannot find it, I guess I'll just have to do it myself. I suppose you'd call this a book of one shots. We got Ed x Stede mainly, but really just about the crews adventures. (cover art by @eddiplier on Instagram)

Oscar Isaac fanfic When Oscar starts filming his new movie, he meets his on-screen love interest. He tries becoming friends with her to make the sex scenes less awkward but they just can't be friends. Will they be more? Will they be less? Let's find out...

"Where will I go if it's all I know" -Israel Hands.

𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇...𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐡𝐲𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐲 𝐱 𝐨𝐜

"It is a curious fact that small boys are more terrified of their babysitters than small girls are. If you are a small boy, it may be some consolation to you to know that even large boys do not understand girls, and girls, by and large, do not understand boys. This makes adult life very interesting." John Connolly Despite supposedly being of the same species, Walter never really understood Antwan, but that was alright, because it was Antwan's job to understand him, and his to complain the perfect amount that they stopped for milkshakes.

What happens when a human girl enters the "lives" of three vampires who landed in Wellington? Maybe some hearts will start beating...again. This is a little story based on the movie What We Do In The Shadows. I hope you like it! 🧛🏻

"𝓲 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓲'𝓶 𝓯𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓷 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝔂𝓸𝓾, 𝓶𝓻 𝓽𝓮𝓪𝓬𝓱..." "𝖞𝖊𝖆𝖍, 𝖎 𝖋𝖎𝖌𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖉 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖜𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉 𝖇𝖊. 𝖎𝖙'𝖘 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖉𝖗𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖘 𝖜𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖓 𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖟𝖞." 𝒊𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒉 (𝒚/𝒏) 𝒃𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒕 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒖𝒏𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒂 𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒅𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒂 𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒊𝒌𝒆𝒓 𝒎𝒐𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒏 𝒂𝒖 𝒃𝒊𝒌𝒆𝒓! 𝒆𝒅 𝒙 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒇𝒍𝒂𝒈 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉

Rhys was used to Taika's sometimes unusual sleeping habits, but this was a first even for Taika. No smut, just friendship content. This is just something that popped into my mind, fueled by an Tumblr post of pictures of Taika sleeping practically anywhere. Thanks for reading, feedback is appreciated. Thanks! ;-)

random finkeldorf oneshots, headcannons, etc. i own nothing of this, all rights go to the amazing Taika Waititi. #19 in taikawaititi :D

Y/N is an extremely famous software engineer, who gets contacted by Marvel to develop a new motion capture algorithm for the new Avengers movie. Since she is a huge Marvel fan she accepts the offer. To make training the AI easier, Y/N will work on the set of the new movie, directed by Taika Waititi, also getting to meet the whole cast. Will she find new friends or maybe even love? I think you can already guess by the title but let'Ss just ignore that. DISCLAIMER: If any of the actors are married/have partners irl, well in this fic they don't. Also this is in no way meant to offend the actors themselves or their fans if I don't get their character right. Copyright to the characters the actors play goes to Marvel. This book does not contain spoilers of any sort, since the MCU in this fic is completley different than the one we know. (Example: Loki didn't die in Infinity war, but is alive and working together with the Avengers)

[ C O M P L E T E D ] ❝ SO I WENT INTO TOM HIDDLESTON'S UBER. AND I WAS DRUNK. VERY. ❞ ☆☆☆ [ TOM HIDDLESTON SOCIAL MEDIA & REAL LIFE FIC ] [ STARTS AS THOR: RAGNAROK IS FILMING ] ( cover made by @goodhYOUman )

Kora's known Jemaine, Rhys, Jon, and Taika since she was a kid. But when Taika's newest project brings all of them into one house, her feelings for Taika escalate into something bigger.

"god.. how could i be so stupid?"

Lauren Clement is a kiwi actress, who's career has been gaining momentum. Her brother and his filming buddy, Taika come to stay with her in America, while they film their newest projects. And you know, stuff happens.

You and Taika have worked together for ages. On set, you are a package deal. Taika and Y/N are never sold separately. Unfortuantely, things start to get a little awkward when random strangers start asking: "Are you guys together or something?"

𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐌𝐲 𝐖𝐚𝐲 𝚊 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚒𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚌𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚟𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚜 <𝟹 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟒 & 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟗 𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐬 (𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐲) 𝐛𝐲 𝐜𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧 <𝟑

Johannes Betzler lives with his mother, and three sisters, Annalise, Aileen, and his twin sister Jessica. Annalise is moved out, and married to Fredrick Finkel. What happens when the twins find something hiding in their dead sister's room? I will change some dialogue, just because I want everything that my characters say to fit in the story.

𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑭𝑳𝑨𝑮 𝑴𝑬𝑨𝑵𝑺 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑯 ✶ Nikita was fourteen when she met Blackbeard, and since then he has become like a father to her when no one else would. Ten years later, they come across Captain Stede Bonnet, an aristocrat who left his comfortable life to become a pirate. Blackbeard instantly becomes intrigued by the odd man, but as his attention diverts his daughter begins to question if the time had come Blackbeard would abandon her just like everyone else had. season 1 | completed season 2 | working on fem!oc x fem!oc fem!oc x male!oc peachpick © 2022