Takeitwithagrainofsalt Stories

Medicinal plants for your medical characters, wilderness tips, kidnapping cheats, how to get out of handcuffs, some other crap I felt like sticking in here. etc.

"𝖶𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝖨 𝗌𝖺𝗒 c̸u̸m̸, 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝖺𝗒?" "𝖸𝖾𝗌..𝖵𝖺𝗅𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗈..." 𑁍❄︎𑁍 Aɪᴢᴇᴛsᴜ ᴡᴀs ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs sᴏ ǫᴜɪᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴀʀᴇʟʏ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇᴅ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ. Wʜɪᴄʜ ᴡᴀs ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ sɪɴᴄᴇ Dᴏᴜᴍᴀ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴏʏ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ sɪɴᴄᴇ Kᴀɴᴀᴇ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪᴍ. 𝘖𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴.. Fᴀᴍɪʟʏ/Fʀɪᴇɴᴅ Dʀᴀᴍᴀ, Hᴜʀᴛ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴄᴏᴍғᴏʀᴛ, Aɪᴢᴇᴛsᴜ ᴅɪsᴄᴏᴠᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴡʜʏ ʏᴏᴜ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ sᴛᴀʏ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ, Dᴏᴜᴍᴀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ sʜɪᴛ, Aᴋᴀᴢᴀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ Aɪᴢᴇᴛsᴜ's ʙғғ ғᴏʀ ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ᴛʜɪs ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ, ᴠᴇʀʏ sʟᴏᴡ ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛᴇs, Hᴀɴᴛᴇɴɢᴜ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀs ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀs ᴡʜᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʀᴀᴜᴍᴀ, Rᴀʀᴇ ᴘᴀɪʀs, ᴀɴᴅ Mᴏʀᴇ!! ⚠︎⚠︎⚠︎𝑇𝐴𝐾𝐸 𝑇𝐻𝐼𝑆 𝑆𝑇𝑂𝑅𝑌 𝑊𝐼𝑇𝐻 𝐴 𝐺𝑅𝐴𝐼𝑁 𝑂𝐹 𝑆𝐴𝑈𝐿𝑇, 𝑂𝐾𝐴𝑌??? 𝐼 𝐴𝑀 𝑁𝑂𝑇 𝑅𝐸𝑆𝑃𝑂𝑁𝑆𝐼𝐵𝐿𝐸 𝐹𝑂𝑅 𝑊𝐻𝐴𝑇 𝑌𝑂𝑈 𝑅𝐸𝐴𝐷 𝑂𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝐼𝑆 𝐷𝐴𝑀𝑁 𝐴𝑃𝑃!!! 𝑇𝐴𝐾𝐸 𝑇𝐻𝐼𝑆 𝑆𝑇𝑂𝑅𝑌 𝑊𝐼𝑇𝐻 𝐴 𝐺𝑅𝐴𝐼𝑁 𝑂𝐹 𝑆𝐴𝐿𝑇!!! [𝑁𝑜𝑡 𝑔𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑙𝑖𝑒, 𝑃𝑜𝑖𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑔𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑒 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑝𝑜 𝑙𝑚𝑎𝑜, 𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑎 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑠𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑟𝑓𝑟] COVER ART IS MINE⚠︎⚠︎⚠︎