Talesfromtheborderlands Stories

oneshots/imagines/whatever some are nsfw

I, Handsome Jack, now have my own book! It helps highlight the best moments of my stylish, powerful life... I am a hero, one that everyone came running to for help when the vault hunters got in the way...

WHEEZES Where is my self control... hahahaha, guess I have none. Here we are, with oneshots...for all the borderlands games there are. Ask for a character and I'll write some shit lmao - I love all characters equally rip TT^TT SO JUST WRECK ME Lol Okiedokes! You know how it works, just request y'all~ Sunny~

(TFTBL Character X Reader) COMPLETED Tales From the Borderlands One Shots series, here for your enjoyment of character scenarios and inserting yourself in the story to make it more interesting and fun! Hope you enjoy!

Based on a Role Play experienced on Shamchat. This story is an AU that takes place outside the events of the game. Shortly after Rhys gets mixed up with the fake vault key, he gets separated from his friends and lost in the harsh desert of Pandora. Rhys had almost not chance of surviving before a mysterious stranger passing by found him and saved him, and took him back to the nearby town. Rhys is grateful and surprised that he didn't kill Rhys on the spot for being a part of Hyperion. The man ended up asking a lot of questions about Hyperion, seeming almost interested, as if he was once there. Rhys notes how things have been since Handsome Jack died, and oddly, this stranger sounds almost exactly like him....

borderlands scenarios , headcanons , x readers , ships , etc ! also includes tftbl ! i take requests !! in fact please request so i can get more ideas <3 characters i'm most comfy with doing : rhys vaughn handsome jack roland mordecai timothy lawrence zer0 scooter august you can request any character , these are just the ones i know the best ! so i might accidentally mischaracterize others

AU where Hyperion and Altas are rival gangs that also make guns, reminiscent of the Montagues and Capulets. Tassiter, the leader of the Hyperion gang and the father of Handsome Jack, is constantly waging a gang war against Commandant Steele, the mother of Rhys, and her Crimson Lancers of the Atlas gang. (Hyperion are the Montagues and Atlas are the Capulets) If you're looking for a Shakespearean Borderlands adventure that doesn't end as tragically, come on in and give it a read! WARNING: This fanfic contains descriptions of violence, sex jokes, cringe, and Shakespeare.

(Jack X Reader) You were living a simple boring life as a Hyperion employee, wake up, go to work, eat, get ready, and go to sleep and repeat it the next day But that all changed when a certain someone decided to stay late at work, what happened after that? Why not just find out and start reading?

What if the great handsome Jack was a school teacher. Don't get me wrong, he his hot but his personality isn't right one a teacher, since he beats some students in the classroom or flirts around with most of the slutty girls around the classroom. So.. What makes him want me.. The nerd of the classroom. He teaches ICT. Since he's great at hacking and making codes to strengthen his security on Helios. I don't want to impress him or anything but... What he's teaching us.. I already know.

what the title says

Right after his decision to keep the Handsome Jack AI, Rhys finds himself in trouble. A lot of trouble. He is being hunted, and he runs for his life - but soon, he'll find he has somewhere to run to.

Rhys and Jack decide to go swimming. That's it.

What happens when someone you loved comes back in a whole new way? Let's just say it gets a little bit handsome! And it all happened because of a promotion, a silly group of con artist, and a small chip...

A compilation of Jack and Rhys texts. All the text prompts are from Tumblr & Pinterest! Art on cover by kinkynuts and gilbert_bruege on Tumblr! Also, if any art included- I do not own! All credits to the original artists'. Enjoy!

When Vaughn lets the ten-million dollar Vault Key get into Hugo Vasquez's office, Rhys and Vaughn come up with a ridiculous plan to get the ten-million dollars for it in this funny story.

[Reader x Rhys] Former best friend (or more than that, you could say) of the man who aspires to become the "Next Handsome Jack," you've been living on Pandora away from the corrupt Hyperion Corporation, in which your relatives were rather... involved with... Okay, your uncle was goddamn Hugo P. Vasquez. What did it matter anyway? You were driven out of Helios years ago. Life on Pandora was... great...! *cough* Freedom, the sense of opportunity... *hack* Life couldn't be any better...! *cough* See, your life was just at its highest points in Pandora, until that freaking jackass Rhys decided to show up. Again.

(Jack x Siren!Reader x Rhys) Helios, a place of savages and ass kissers, not a very appealing place, but still not the worst. Although it happens to be the place where Brownie, aka Rhysie, and I begin our, how do you say, "Wonderful" adventure.... (Well if you can't tell this takes place in tales from the borderlands and you happen to be childhood friends with Rhysie. I know this is kind of cliche but you also happen to be a siren lol, anyways I hope you try it out just a bit, please ;-;. Oh and the cover ain't mine, if you know who's it is or ya want me to take it down or something just ask, and if ya know who made it tell me and I'll credit em)

This is just a random story I made and with some characters that aren't even mine in it Oof.