GoofyVagabond16
Every morning, David leaves for ten minutes to get coffee. And every morning, he leaves me in charge of a ticking time bomb.
While humans know that breakfast if the most important meal of the day, they DON'T know that its the most dangerous. Fun fact: all foods can talk, but breakfast foods? They are the meanest, most insecure vermin on the planet who desperately fight to be eaten first. If they're left alone too long, madness ensues.
I tried to stop the Jam from insulting the Oatmeal. I tried to keep the Toast Twins from grabbing a knife. But when breakfast turns into a literal food fight to the death, I'm the one who ends up in the doghouse.