Talktime Stories

Send me your confessions and I'll post them. No need to be afraid read the intro for more information.

1. If you're a boy, read this so your balls won't get kicked someday 2. Ladies, the content of thus sacred book shall make you shiver, but in delight Basically this book is about things that girls do that don't make sense to the other species. Ladies I know you get me. Cowfully, Single Pringle

|LANGUAGE ADVISORY IS PROBABLY BEST| (STAR WARS NARATOR Voice thing) You probably don't care but here is one book that describes an awkwardness like no other. (My voice) Or just our awkwardness. So I finally got around to being the freak that I am and at 2 in the morning I was like "HEY FRIEND LETS MAKE A WATTPAD ACCOUNT AND WRITE Stories about our stupidity and damnit caps lock. Anyway if you are actually thinking about reading this then I don't know what the fuck is going through your head , but you're fucking out of it. We are just two really fucking awkward people who are stupid enough to wanna put it on the internet. Also I am going to give personal advice on serious things and requested things. So yea. -M

Just some vent thoughts.

So one day I'm a big fan of the janoskians and the next I'm supposably dating one? How did this happen, and how far will this dating thing work? The story of how I met, lived and dated one of the janoskians! Please be easy if its bad I'm sorry

yeh koi story nahi hain baas baate hain jo haam kar sakte hain agar main koi cheeze share karna chahu toa main yaha karugi

This book isn't a story but rather.. I'm gonna use this platform to help you guys with any problems your going through.

It's a book where I just talk you all and share stuff. Hope you enjoy! =^w^=

it's literally just a rant book

Just for fun~