Talltale Stories

"Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel." For those who observe, it is just entertainment. I hope these stories capture life well enough to be just that. So, come on in, enjoy the comradery and partake of the offerings of Joe's Bar.

Just some random little stories I write. Hope you enjoy them :)

(THIS WAS PREVIOUSLY ON MY LAST PROFILE- I STILL HAVE COMPLETE OWNERSHIP! DO NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME STEALING THE BOOK!) BOOK FOUR OF THE SOULMATES SERIES Sam, Dean, and (Y/n) are held hostage by a group of gods who want to use them as bargaining chips to stop the apocalypse. (I do not own Supernatural or (Y/n), the only thing I own is the not-really-romantic subplot.) Warning: This is an entire episode of Supernatural: Season 5 Episode 19, so buckle up for the matching scenes and incredibly long chapters. Book One: Tall Tales Book Two: Mystery Spot Book Three: Changing Channels Book Four: Hammer of the Gods Book Five: Bring 'Em Back Alive & Unfinished Business (THIS WAS PREVIOUSLY ON MY LAST PROFILE- I STILL HAVE COMPLETE OWNERSHIP! DO NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME STEALING THE BOOK!)

A/n: I'm going to add me, my brother ( Payton ), and my friend ( Henry but I like to call him boggie ). Y/n is a 20 year old adult male witch was being transferred to a different location with a guy named Lee. A/n: may he rest in peace. he also joins Lee after some ass whole got in the way and they crashed.

" Will you please stop yapping your cushions and be quiet for once, " said Emily. " If you want me to stop "yapping" then can you get your butt off my face! Like, for real, you don't even know what its like to have a butt on your face," said Mackenzie the couch.

I guess we can't call him Lazy Lou no more, 'cause he finally done stopped bein' lazy.

INTRODUCTION HOWDY, Y'ALL! I'M THE RIGHT HONORABLE RANTIN N. RAVEN-FAUX VI, MAYOR OF MYASSA. WELCOME TO MYASSA! PLEASED TO MAKE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE! SET YOURSELF DOWN AND MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOMETHING TO DRINK? SOME NICE WARM GERBIL OR BUTTOX MILK? A COOL SLICE OF PENGUIN MERINGUE PIE FROM THE HONEY-BAKED HAMSTER HALF HOUSE? HOW ABOUT SOMETHING SWEET? THE RIGHT HONORABLE SPOUSE JUST GOT HOME FROM MYASSA FUDGEPACKER'S #2 BACKDOOR OUTLET WITH CHOCOLATE AND FROM THE NO FOODS MARKET WITH SOME MUTANT GREEN TWINKIES. DON'T LET THE SPORADIC GUNFIRE PUT YOU OFF. WE SUPPORT THE SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHT TO BEAR FIRE ARMS. WITH THE WAY OUR GOVERNMENT IS HEADING, WE'RE GOING TO NEED OUR GUNS TO DEFEND OURSELVES FROM SUPPORTERS OF THE SECOND AMENDMENT. DID YOU SEE THE IMMENSE DAMAGE DONE BY HURRICANE IRMA AS YOU CAME INTO TOWN? NEITHER DID WE. WHAT A COLOSSALLY DISAPPOINTING UNHURRICANE! FEEL FREE TO WALK AROUND MYASSA. IT'S BEAUTIFUL THIS TIME OF YEAR, WITH THE BEGGAR LOUSE AND SAND SPUR CROPS IN BLOOM. BUT BE VERY CAREFUL TO KEEP MOVING IN THE MYASSA NATIONAL OLD GROWTH KUDZU FOREST. A LOT OF TOURISTS STOP TO LOOK AROUND AND ARE ENTWINED TO DEATH EVERY YEAR. PLEASE EXCUSE ME WHILE I TEND TO MAYOR STUFF. ENJOY YOUR STAY.

I'm afraid of dying. For that reason alone, I have tried my very best to avoid travelling long distances. Means of transportation like planes, boats, and buses are something I have never tried using. I get panic attacks when confined in small, cramped spaces. But, like everything else in life, there are instances where we have no complete control over. It was in one of those instances that my life ended... only to start over as someone whose life was perfect... and too good to be true.

the forbidden tale of two lovers there once waz a man boiling hot and filled with rage until he met a girl so cold and filled with kindness she was the only one who can quench his flames

A person from Drake's past comes seeking apprentice Lanis. After finding Mage Drake, a mage's dual ensued. The result was blinding and also an outcast. Uncle didn't comment on the outcome, simply walked away silently.

There is a girl her name is Mia, a orphan that has no mum or dad but she will soon have a fantastic life when she turns 15. #4 in talltale

(THIS WAS PREVIOUSLY ON MY LAST PROFILE- I STILL HAVE COMPLETE OWNERSHIP! DO NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME STEALING THE BOOK!) BOOK THREE OF THE SOULMATES SERIES Sam, Dean, and (Y/n) get stuck in TV Hell when the trickster imprisons them in an alternate universe, putting (Y/n) at risk of their secret slipping out. (I do not own Supernatural or (Y/n), the only thing I own is the romantic subplot.) Warning: This is an entire episode of Supernatural: Season 5 Episode 8, so buckle up for the matching scenes and incredibly long chapters. Book One: Tall Tales Book Two: Mystery Spot Book Three: Changing Channels Book Four: Hammer of the Gods Book Five: Bring 'Em Back Alive & Unfinished Business Book Six: Beat The Devil & Exodus

An English assignment that turned out pretty well I feel, so here goes, inspired by the epic Beowulf with a teen wolf parody twist. I will possibly return to add/edit in the future. I do claim some of the ideas and names as my own but by all means, credit where credit is due. Enjoy!

(Warning:Copy and Paste used) I do not own any of the following stories. Many of these tales can be found on the internet. I've recently added a creepypasta section in the back of the book.

Written by my best friend: Ashari Christosomo

This is a story from a picture prompt on @HistoricalFiction. In five hundred words tell a story about it. Two salty mariners get into a tale-spinning match in a tavern.

🪓Paul Bunyon unleashes Hell on Earth for humanity's crime of more or less forgetting about him.🐂