Tarnation Stories

In the 30th century, the most valuable one of a kind item in the whole universe was the ¥. But the titans took it away and locked it up in their kingdom. In order to save the universe, the leaders of Yukian Clan had to appoint the one and only person that was reliable enough to get the ¥ back. "and this mysterious person is...?" That one mysterious person...is Yuki Adidos. "woah intense!!!" To be continued. Until the next millennium...on Wattpad. this story is flummery.

This will be the most interesting frog story you'll ever read. The tension, lust, and sadness will make you want more. The story follows two stalker frogs in love with each other, but think neither notices them. Read as the love unfolds and tongues get tied. ~E and B.

Kenneth Huong still remembers the first time he laid eyes on Jolene Armadillo. The sweet Southern belle, dripping with Texan charm and just a little bit of country fried gravy, flashed him a smile that would seal their fates forever. Get ready for the journey of a lifetime, sparkling with the magic of Dolly Parton, BBQ sauce, and of course, country fried love. **based on a true story

Tarnation gets a lil' cold, and Wot a there to heelp themer. *READ THE STORY IN A MALE COUNTRY ACCENT* *ANY MISSPELLINGS ARE INTENTIONALLY THERE TO HELP YOU PRONOUNCE THE WAY WOT DOES*