Teamzit Stories

TangoTek. That's literally all you need to know. *** A short fic about our beloved Tango and a headcanon I have about his s9 character :] *** This work belongs to me, @bumblvee, and only me. I reserve the right to this work. Any and all reposts of any kind are strictly prohibited.

Xae is a werewolf. They live in the Grimwood forest. Everything is fine until they are exiled from their pack. They are taken in by another pack with a fierce leader called Hels. None of the other werewolves like Xae until Hels befriends him. But what will happen when they are attacked and when Xae realises their feeling towards Hels aren't strictly platonic?

*[CONTAINS SHIPPING]* Just a place to put some random stories I come up with about Hermitcraft. Requests are open and appreciated. The cover will probably change a bunch.

Just random hermit drawings of mine , I post on twitter too! Me Twitter is @Lightcomesopen :)

Tango learns what flowers are. ~or~ The fic where I accidentally characterize Tango as a puppy/toddler. Script style. Title from "Auguries of Innocence" by William Blake

Grian and Mumbo only had one goal, but when everything is derailed by a furry, they say screw it, and set off on a roadtrip to see the world. Hermitcraft x Soul Eater AU

Just some oneshots I wrote for Hermitcraft, Empires, and the life series. Hope you enjoy! !This is only shipping of the characters/minesonas not the creaters themselves! Ships I'll write: Scarian/Desert Duo (Scar x Grian) Bdoc (Bdubs x Docm77) Team Zit (Zedaph x Impulse x Tango) Convexs (Scar x Cub) The Homewreckers [Only for double life, not hermitcraft] (Bdubs x Impulse) The Ranchers (Jimmy x Tango) Ren x Etho Flower Husbands (Jimmy x Scott) Wither Husbands (fWhip x Sausage) Nature wifes (Shubble x Katherine) Jizzie (Lizzie x Joel) Jornoth (Xornoth x Joey) Olix (Oli/OrionSound x Pixlriffs) I'll do basically any platonic ship. Also, I made the cover art! Soooo, artist credit: Me. Best Rankings: Febuary 24 2023 - 1# in Stressmonster Febuary 24 2023 - 1# in Empiresmp March 1 2023 - 1# Teamzit March 16 2023 - 2# Rendog March 16 2023 - 3# Iskall85 March 16 2023 - 3# lastlife April 1 2023 - 1# DoubleLife *I do not own the characters, only the storylines*

After a small fight with his boyfriends, Zedaph fumbles with his wings, sending him crashing into a glass dome. Waking up, this hermit finds himself with no memory of the last 10 years. He has to rebuild what was there before, find out about what happened, learn about hermitcraft, and maybe regain his memories. Impulse and Tango are devastated, finding out their boyfriend remembers nothing about their friendship, and relationship they had built over the years. They don't know how to approch it. Tell him? Leave their relationship a mystery? Zedaph x Impulse x Tango !Not shipping the creators, just the characters!

The whole server thinks that that a stranger that no one ever met is in the right and they don't believe team ZIT so they will be destroying the that done them wrong... (Cover made by me) warning ⚠️: • mentioning of blood • Angst • some Shipping

When Zedaph see's two figures standing on the beach he calls home he is wishful that its his parents. Instead he is met with two strangers who escaped a laboratory not to far away. Now living with two lab escapees they plan ways to help others will they succeed? Angst is heavy so be warned. Every perspective is written in a different style of writing from journaling to 3rd person and 1st person perspectives. Hope you enjoy the angst. Chapters are a bit short but thats okay. On September 8th 2024 this story was #1 for the Tag Impulsesv It was also #2 on the tag zedaph and #3 on the tag tangotek September 28th #1 on the zedaph tag

being a prince is hard. Impulse should know this; after all he is the prince of Ashten. in the castle his father; the king, wants him to be ready to rule Ashten. Impulse however doesn't think he would be a good king. In the dungeons below a nether-born named Tango has been jailed for a crime he didn't even know about. little does he know he is about to meet a certain prince that will lend a helping hand. In the kingdom a boy by the name of Zedaph is struggling by in life after losing his village and fleeing to Ashten. Odd jobs and street preforming are the only things helping him survive the kingdom. Slight Shiping????? Maybe? '\/("-)\/' Modern day royalty

A story by two awesomely drugged creators/j, @ThatOneCandor and @TinyAzalea101, This one shot book is like NO OTHER. Yes.. they're one shots, but they aren't REALLY oneshots. They're on CRACC. Hermits, on CRACC, done right. Because everyone else does it WRONG.

Weird wacky stories that come from the brain of @ThatOneCandor and I. Cover by @ThatOneCandor

The dungeon is cold, unforgiving, and full of dangers. Friendships will be tested, and betrayals discovered. At least. that's what the Hermits have found. Will they all make it out alive? // muahahaha hermitpad addiction go brrrrr- i have discovered Mercy of the Cards, so i got a burst of inspiration while listening to it on loop for 3 hours straight because it's that awesome of a song, go listen to it please. enjoy :3 ~Cra5h~

This is a Hermitcraft High school (Camping Trip) AU. Shipping included, no smut, chaos I guess?? There will probably not be too many parts to this story because it ain't that long. Uhh, not really any swearing it just says hell and dammit I think. Maybe not. Also, MOST ships can probably be taken as platonic or not. Some might not even be obvious at all eidjfjfirfrefhjnefejrfierfheirheirhflheqhqlrfh r erfherf erfeg NO ANGST I THINK??????? IDK HOW TO WRITE A DESCRIPTION EEEEE (Also this is written by a different person than ThatOneWaterCat, because they don't have an account so I let them post it on mine. They are seriously a fantastic writer (better than me) so if you like Hermitcraft I really recommending reading this! Also they draw the cover themselves, and it's gorgeous. Enjoy! )

We all reach for a bottle, wanting to lose our problems in the haze of alcohol. The party goes absolutely wild. I down one bottle after another, despite my alcohol intolerant body screaming in protest. My vision starts to swim before my eyes. The glaring lights seem to get brighter and brighter... ****************************** Disclaimer: I DO NOT SHIP THE REAL HERMITS: JUST THEIR MINESONAS. When Impulse, Zedaph, Tango, Grian, Mumbo, Ren, and Doc decide they want a break from society, Impulse lets them stay in the medieval mansion he recently bought in the middle of nowhere. There is no technology, no running water, and no way to leave until the bus comes and picks them up. Will they have a nice, relaxing vacation? Or will someone get killed in the most unfortunate way possible, leaving the rest to question their own innocence? The cover is drawn by me.

This will be a book of whatever hermitcraft related ideas I have. I do ship the hermits Minecraft personas ONLY. There will be no shipping of real life people! So if the shipping bothers you DO NOT READ THIS BOOK it will be full of it! Also I will not write smut because that is nasty. Gore I will be rare. Fluff will be common as will some light angst, so the normal. This is my first fan fiction basically ever soooo. And if anything pops up that I have not written here I will add warnings.

Just having a bunch of fun with the wonderful world of hermits and crafting!