Teamzit Stories

Full of random arts and stories. This is my art book so arts go here aswell

A collection of one shots and AUs based on Hermitcraft Season 6 and 7. Requests are currently open, I just want to write Note that I don't ship hermits irl, only their minecraft personas as portrayed on screen in their respective videos, nor do I own any of the characters.

We all reach for a bottle, wanting to lose our problems in the haze of alcohol. The party goes absolutely wild. I down one bottle after another, despite my alcohol intolerant body screaming in protest. My vision starts to swim before my eyes. The glaring lights seem to get brighter and brighter... ****************************** Disclaimer: I DO NOT SHIP THE REAL HERMITS: JUST THEIR MINESONAS. When Impulse, Zedaph, Tango, Grian, Mumbo, Ren, and Doc decide they want a break from society, Impulse lets them stay in the medieval mansion he recently bought in the middle of nowhere. There is no technology, no running water, and no way to leave until the bus comes and picks them up. Will they have a nice, relaxing vacation? Or will someone get killed in the most unfortunate way possible, leaving the rest to question their own innocence? The cover is drawn by me.

*[CONTAINS SHIPPING]* Just a place to put some random stories I come up with about Hermitcraft. Requests are open and appreciated. The cover will probably change a bunch.

TangoTek. That's literally all you need to know. *** A short fic about our beloved Tango and a headcanon I have about his s9 character :] *** This work belongs to me, @bumblvee, and only me. I reserve the right to this work. Any and all reposts of any kind are strictly prohibited.

Grian and Mumbo only had one goal, but when everything is derailed by a furry, they say screw it, and set off on a roadtrip to see the world. Hermitcraft x Soul Eater AU

When Zedaph see's two figures standing on the beach he calls home he is wishful that its his parents. Instead he is met with two strangers who escaped a laboratory not to far away. Now living with two lab escapees they plan ways to help others will they succeed? Angst is heavy so be warned. Every perspective is written in a different style of writing from journaling to 3rd person and 1st person perspectives. Hope you enjoy the angst. Chapters are a bit short but thats okay. On September 8th 2024 this story was #1 for the Tag Impulsesv It was also #2 on the tag zedaph and #3 on the tag tangotek September 28th #1 on the zedaph tag

The dungeon is cold, unforgiving, and full of dangers. Friendships will be tested, and betrayals discovered. At least. that's what the Hermits have found. Will they all make it out alive? // muahahaha hermitpad addiction go brrrrr- i have discovered Mercy of the Cards, so i got a burst of inspiration while listening to it on loop for 3 hours straight because it's that awesome of a song, go listen to it please. enjoy :3 ~Cra5h~

Just having a bunch of fun with the wonderful world of hermits and crafting!

The whole server thinks that that a stranger that no one ever met is in the right and they don't believe team ZIT so they will be destroying the that done them wrong... (Cover made by me) warning ⚠️: • mentioning of blood • Angst • some Shipping

This is a Hermitcraft High school (Camping Trip) AU. Shipping included, no smut, chaos I guess?? There will probably not be too many parts to this story because it ain't that long. Uhh, not really any swearing it just says hell and dammit I think. Maybe not. Also, MOST ships can probably be taken as platonic or not. Some might not even be obvious at all eidjfjfirfrefhjnefejrfierfheirheirhflheqhqlrfh r erfherf erfeg NO ANGST I THINK??????? IDK HOW TO WRITE A DESCRIPTION EEEEE (Also this is written by a different person than ThatOneWaterCat, because they don't have an account so I let them post it on mine. They are seriously a fantastic writer (better than me) so if you like Hermitcraft I really recommending reading this! Also they draw the cover themselves, and it's gorgeous. Enjoy! )

S9-s10 hermitcraft and s1 empires :3 My motivation to write is rare so I'll probably Wont update this often

Weird wacky stories that come from the brain of @ThatOneCandor and I. Cover by @ThatOneCandor

Tango learns what flowers are. ~or~ The fic where I accidentally characterize Tango as a puppy/toddler. Script style. Title from "Auguries of Innocence" by William Blake

A story by two awesomely drugged creators/j, @ThatOneCandor and @TinyAzalea101, This one shot book is like NO OTHER. Yes.. they're one shots, but they aren't REALLY oneshots. They're on CRACC. Hermits, on CRACC, done right. Because everyone else does it WRONG.

This will be a book of whatever hermitcraft related ideas I have. I do ship the hermits Minecraft personas ONLY. There will be no shipping of real life people! So if the shipping bothers you DO NOT READ THIS BOOK it will be full of it! Also I will not write smut because that is nasty. Gore I will be rare. Fluff will be common as will some light angst, so the normal. This is my first fan fiction basically ever soooo. And if anything pops up that I have not written here I will add warnings.

Xae is a werewolf. They live in the Grimwood forest. Everything is fine until they are exiled from their pack. They are taken in by another pack with a fierce leader called Hels. None of the other werewolves like Xae until Hels befriends him. But what will happen when they are attacked and when Xae realises their feeling towards Hels aren't strictly platonic?

Note: I don't write the hermits as in they are in real life. I am only writing them as their persona. Also, all that is in this story is fictional. And if their real life name mentioned, it is because I am sucks at making names- Warning ahead: so many typos and misspelling