Ted Stories

what if John had a twin sister Joan Bennett as kids they were the only friends they had until their parents gave them a teddy bear as they both did everything with teddy it became they're best friend and one night John and Joan made a wish that teddy would come alive as it came true as Ted became famous for being a talking bear until the world got bored as Ted now spends time with his best friends John and Joan Ted (tv series) Ted (2012 movie) Ted 2 (2015 movie) (all the rights and story belongs to universal studios and Seth MacFarlane )

"For millennia, we have gazed up at the sky, yearning for the immortality and power of the gods. We fear finitude. We fear the darkness of death. We fear our own smallness against the void. But there is an entity standing on the other side of that fear. An entity who possessed everything. An entity with nothing left to learn, nothing left to conquer, nothing left to feel. In the heart of absolute omnipotence, the only thing lost was meaning itself. Because when everything is possible, nothing truly matters. The Absolute Nothing is not a story of ascending evolution. It is a journey downward, a painful yet luminous free fall from the throne of a god into the warmth of a mortal breath. This book is not to praise the grandeur of the universe, but to honor the fragility of the human. For in the end, love does not sprout from immortality. It blooms only from the warmth of hearts that know, one day, will stop beating."

Before we get into the story and introduction I want to say I DO NOT SHIP THESE TWO PEOPLE IRL. I ONLY USED THEIR NAMES, PERSONALITIES, AND APPEARANCES FOR CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY! Now, to read the introduction and then story! :)) #7 on Traves

IMDb calls it "a mockumentary on a group of typical office workers, where the workday consists of ego clashes, inappropriate behavior, and tedium." We just call it chaos. aka: "tgwdlm but it's The Office"

"Two musicians, adored by the media and the public alike - undoubtedly great friends. But is it possible that there's more to it?" *** Taylor Swift, America's Southern Sweetheart. Writes songs about any guy who looks at her, obviously an obsessive control freak. Ed Sheeran, cheeky English singer-songwriter. Likes the drink. Likes the women. Two albums worth. This is the story of the people behind these images, and how they find something more than friendship. Set in 2013. {{ a co-written project by @HatfulOfHallows and @MyStolenHeart_. All ideas are our own, all rights reserved. We're just fans, don't sue us! }} Warning: Slight language inside.

bro i switch fandoms EVERY DAY🙏🙏 #1 - usb ( Nov 21)

LEFT UNFINISHED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE Cameron and Eric have been partners in business for a long time. The two got a job doing something they love; something they used to do in their spare time. They are psychopathic killers that are paid to murder people; they do not ask questions, it is all the same: kill, dismember, bag, disgard. And never forget to snap a photo. Disclaimer- violence, blood/gore(nothing too describive), swearing ~This book can also be read and understood even if you do not know/are familiar with the Misfits from youtube.~

When all else falls for Taylor, Ed seems to be the only one she's got. Will him being there for her turn Into something more??

coach beard was haunted by his past. following a major drug binge, willis was hauled off by the police. meanwhile, his longtime girlfriend fled their shared apartment with their newborn daughter. he hit rock bottom, but with the help of ted lasso, he cleaned himself up. but his child haunted him. two decades past and he had no idea if his daughter was even alive. many nights willis stayed up thinking about the woman she became. did she think about him? all of his answers and fears would be answered following a fated meeting. would beard get a second chance at fatherhood? would she even want to see him?

"He was trying to skip rocks on the ocean, saying to me, 'Don't you see the starlight, starlight? Don't you dream impossible things?'" - Taylor Swift Short stories about real and not so real love, and dreaming of both the magical and impossible. Note: Not a Sweeran fan fic. (I do not own the image in the cover. All credit goes to the photographer)

There's a bunch of mc youtbers just vibing, living near each other because I have dreams. One day, some suspicious milkman brings some suspicious milk. Shenanigans happen. This book will not have shipping not because I think that shipping of IRL people is wrong. Don't get me wrong, I am an asshole, but because my crippling loneliness makes me incapable of writing love. F. Oh yeah there's gonna be cussing because it's funny. Cover art by Citrin, stolen without permission because again I am an asshole. TLDR: I'm dumb );

Imagines about Bill S Preston, Esquire, and Ted "Theodore" Logan. Requests are open! Which dude? Basic summary? Fluff? Smut (only if you guys ask)?

If this ends up being mostly tedris don't be surprised, V(^_^)V ≪Characters belong to @Z-t00n on tumblr and devientart respectively ≫

The title speaks for itself, this will be based around Chuckle Sandwich and guests on the podcast/show.

Madison, a six year old girl, wakes up one night to hear someone in the shed. Creeping outside, she finds a man, who she finds out is Ted Bundy. But bad things always happen when you're friends with a serial killer.

Hi everyone! Welcome to my preference and imagines book for the most excellent Bill and Ted movies. I will be updating this book at least once every week. This book will include: -Bill -Ted (Obviously lol) I hope you all enjoy! Thanks for reading! :) **Requests temporarily closed**

Just some writting about gay horny men

Farmer Ted is a very smart man who was always thinking of new ideas and ways to make his garden the biggest and best of all. Read the book to find out how!

A Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran fan fiction. Taylor and Ed are best friends--but will her growing eating disorder create a wedge between them--or will Ed discover her secret and help her realize their love?