Teenhumor Stories

Bella Rose has always fantasized what love is ever since she was a little girl. Seeing her mom and dad show their love and affection publicly, she always admired that about them and dreamed that one day she'll find that kind of love in the future. After her 37th times confessing to a bunch of dream guys she thought were her true love, in her last year in High School she accidentally made friends with one of the guys she confesses with, met a perverted-badass-looking-softie and her most prized secret possession was found out by a mysterious guy all in the first quarter of the year. With determination and the help of her "guidebook", she ultimately finds out how difficult it is to look for true love even if you have all the materials you need.

Onyx, Kade, Sage, and Lydia are all Greek demigods who are finding their way in the world. As teenagers, they have confusing feelings about themselves and the people close to them, but they must push that aside when the fate of the world is in their hands. As if their lives aren't hard enough already, mortals start being able to see mythical things, like monsters and the kids' weapons, which puts both the humans and demigods in danger. If the crew can't figure out what's going on and fix it within the month, things could get really bad. ----- I would like to say that I'm not very good at writing, and will GLADLY take any feedback that you may have. Parts will be published slowly (1 week in between updates sometimes). Again, I really enjoy writing, but I'm not very good, so if you could read it and tell me what you think, that would be amazing. Also, trigger warnings will be given if needed, but if there's ever cussing/swearing/cursing, I won't put a warning unless someone asks me to. Thank you and goodbye! -River

Warning! Obscene language! Badass comebacks for all to enjoy! I know some idiots myself and this is the method I use to derail the stupidity that flies at my face. Instead of once a day, I'll wait until there are 20 reads on the previous part before I update.

- " Listen, as weird as it was losing my virginity in a satanic orgy was an experience. My Ex-girlfriend was a freak, and I can say that she did murder me, but she did show me a lot of new things. She popped my bubble like the high priest popped my cherry. "

"Do you know if Cordelia is coming to the island?" Grayson asked Andrew, assuming he would know the whereabouts of the oldest Thorpe sister. Last he knew, Cordelia moved to London as well. But maybe he was wrong. Andrew's brow puckered in confusion. "Cordelia? Who's Cordelia?" ----------------------------------- Throughout his entire childhood, Grayson Mitchell spent every waking moment with his best friend. Together, they lived for the days that their families moved to Martha's Vineyard for the summer. On the island, the two of them didn't have any worries. Until three years ago. When the Thorpe family yanked their whole life from the United States and moved across the ocean to London with no answers, no further contact, and certainly no apologies. Now the Thorpe family is back, and Grayson is doing everything he can to keep his ex-best friend at arm's length. However, the raven haired, electric soul, 1966 red Mustang convertible driving Charlotte Grace Vendivere-Thorpe had a way of worming into everyone's hearts with her sweet smile and kind heart. He certainly had no way of resisting her. Even worse, Grayson finds himself feeling new emotions for Charlotte that he's never felt before. In the wake of her sister's wedding, he's spending every second with Charlotte and the family, party planning and shopping. A once very deep friendship begins to mold into something else entirely. However, an island once full of hope and promises is now drowning in secrets and mysteries. What happened to the Thorpe family three years ago? And why is everyone acting like nothing happened at all?

Alex Cooper a quiet girl finds herself in trouble with her feelings. Stuck between love and lust and love and crush, she fights to keep herself out of trouble. With everything that happens she finds new friends and herself. With the help of Nathan and Nick, she finds herself tangled up in something she can't describe. In such a short time she experiences love, pain, laughter, heartbreak and so much more. Fighting to keep her life as normal as possible, she struggles between Nathan and Nick. Little did she know her life is about to change thanks to him.

What do you do when your older brother is in a band? But not just any band Oh no he's in a band called 'Roadtrip'. "I've always had a thing for you Chelsea. Can't you see?" "Brooklyn I don't know. I guess you have so many other girls to choose from I didn't want to believe it."

It was fifteen minutes before the music would start and the first bridesmaid would walk down the aisle. The floor was covered in a bright red carpet with red rose pedals all around. Every guest was seated in the proper seating order. Everyone within the bridal party was ready... everyone except for the bride.

Normally, having a continuous routine can guarantee your safety until you deviate from it. Either a good thing or a bad thing can happen. But in the case of Alexandria, an unfortunate incident happened amd her life was changed. For good or bad? who knows. Now she is back but something has changed. The question now is "what happened"

A summer getaway. A pretty beach and beach house. The perfect beach town. Supposed to be one of the best summers ever before Luke and Reed head off to college, it quickly goes to shit- within a week. Isn't drama supposed to hold off until at least the second week of school? Apparently not in this case. On top of Reed and Isla constantly bickering and arguing it definitely doesn't help at all. Reed and Isla, aka Tom and Jerry. Constantly going at it; annoying each other, competing for everything, belittling each other, bickering and arguing 24/7. Luke being the only mediator between them is torn when he has to choose between his sister and best friend. Someone's definitely getting hurt and there's no way to avoid that. Can they fix it though? Who knows.

This story was previously titled "Random Notes" "What is it about that guy?" I asked the clouds and the sky and the empty street that followed my path. Being a walker was truly a lonely existence. "About what guy?" It can't be. I jumped from the sudden input to my conversation with the universe, turning slowly, feeling my eyes widen once more from the surprise. "You look like you've seen a ghost. Have you been walking through cemeteries again, you weirdo." "John..." "Don't say it." "Huh? Say what?" "Don't say that you were worried about me. Go down that road and you might fall for me." He snickered. "Fall for you? Hah! You wish. I didn't see you the whole rest of the day! Where'd you go?" "Well..." "Well? I was worried sick that you'd spill the beans about our little adventure. If I get caught, so help me John I will..." "Okay okay calm down don't get your panties in a twist." "And don't say PANTIES!" After an act of carelessness and a certain mistake regarding a door, Ali Jacobson's life changes in ways she never thought possible. With a new friend, the flirtatious loner bad boy, and a group of strangers that soon become her family, how bad could high school truly get? Friendships, sass, heartbreak, and completely awkward situations rise and fall as Ali tries to find her voice in an environment that is socially unforgiving. Everyone wants something. To be seen, noticed, to excel, to fall in love, to be a ninja...to have a happy ending. But Ali is no wet noodle. After all, in order to succeed, all you need is music and a good right hook.

Quentin Jacobsen has spent a lifetime loving the magnificent Margo Roth Spiegelman from afar. So when she cracks open a window and climbs back into his life-summoning him for an ingenious campaign of revenge-he follows. When their all-nighter ends and a new day breaks, Margo has disappeared. But Q soon learns that there are clues-and they're for him. Embarking on an exhilarating adventure to find her, the closer Q gets, the less he sees the girl he thought he knew. ~ #1 best selling author of "The Fault in Our Stars" John Green crafts a brilliantly funny and moving coming-of-age journey about true friendship and true love. ~ ALL CREDITS TO THE AUTHOR. JOHN GREEN. I DO NOT OWN THIS STORY. I may make mistakes, I apologize. Enjoy!! Leave a comment and vote. :)

The realest advice on middle school you could ever get. Dear Fellow Brits, Middle School is your early Secondary School Years till you graduate Year 9 just so y'all know.

Aiden just wanted to relax, but no, we can't have that

Hayley is new to the town, she moved there to get away from her parents and their torturous hold on her. Looking for a place to stay, she bumps into a boy, who directs her to the large Manor House, where he lives with a few others. The rent is small and it looks like the perfect place for her to finalise her photography portfolio, but will the people there be as welcoming?

Louisiana... Sometime in the distant future. Karen Fair, 13, (on the book cover in a red space suit and black boots), is a Southern girl who has to deal with winy friends, interfering parents, and a boyfriend who is thick when it comes to love. The new independent science fiction teen humor book by Robert Helliger, author of Werewolf Lodge and Apocalyptic Killer Babes of New York. Rated PG for some science fiction violence, sex references, some coarse language, comic humor, and adult themes. Warning: For readers 13 years and over. This book is for Anthony Burgess.

Follow my Instagram for any updates and if you have any questions: @nikki_k123 Alex has been living the same life, with the same routine, repeating it every day. Every day is the same. The one thing she does look forward to is going to cafe de l'amour every morning on her way to school, where she sits and writes, all while seeing Carter Reed. The most popular boy at school who, surprisingly, prefers the solitary life. They go to the same cafe every day, sit at the same tables every day, and notice each other every day, yet are strangers who have never uttered a word to one another. And strangers they shall remain. Perfect strangers. But that's about to change. . . . . . I watched as he kept his eyes trained on the notebook in front of him where he aimlessly drew spirals and coils that surrounded each other, trapped each other, and suffocated each other. My eyes traced the movement of his pen, following each line he drew onto the paper. "Your tea." I snapped out of my trance and looked up, thanking Katy before she went back to the counter. I turned back and caught him looking at me. I expected him to look away and continue acting like I don't exist. Like he's always done and so have I. What I didn't expect was for him to walk right over and sit with me. "Hi, I'm Carter." PSA: This story is inspired by the Wattpad novel 'Caffeine' by @meddlingkids ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

14-year-old Casey Nelson is best friends with Cuban Avery. They play their little games and laugh at each other. They've known each other since childhood and suddenly Cuban realises that he is falling for Casey but doesn't tell her until she has a date with one of his friends. Will she reject him or confess her feelings? Does she then find out that she is also falling for him or does she carry on going out with Zach ?! Read to find out !