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Blake Mitchell isn't your everyday type of girl. She's a hardcore tomboy, who just so happens to wear 'girly' clothes upon occasion and plays guitar. She's all about melodic sound of music, and has a temper nobodies ever been able to compete with. Need someone to beat the school jocks in a race? She's your girl. That damn performer you needed for that party on Saturday didn't show? Gotcha covered. Got a twelve inch pizza lying around that nobody will eat? She can take care of that, too. But what can't she do? Love Kingsley isn't quite like the six foot three behemoths you see on TV. Although he's blessed with the genes of a giant, and could beat anyone's ass, the sweet guy could never harm a fly. He's the definition of a giant teddy bear, and could win anyone's heart when given the chance. Nobody can ever love a person more than little old Love can. One of the many things his soon to be friends learn upon introduction, is that Love is deaf. Not only is he adorable and timid, but he doesn't have the best of hearing and relies on sign language or lip reading. And so begins the strange combination of people. Someone who's life revolves around her guitar meets a person who hasn't heard their own voice in four years. A bubbly, outgoing girl meets the timid and introverted boy. Their worlds couldn't be further apart. Until they collide. This all makes for just the right kind of love story. • • • Started: Dec. 15, 2020

Carmin has been best friends with Ryker since they were babies. Carmin is fifteen and Ryker is sixteen. They've been through the toughest things. Come along on Carmin's journey as she realizes that she's in love with her best friend.

Four teenagers One bucketlist Same dream. ---------- All rights reserved.

Imagine having super duper hyper uhm.. overpower parents. Just without super powers. Meet me! A fuckin amazing and humble person. Not so humble, actually. WHATEVER OKAY! I am a 15 years old student named Theresa Potter. And no, my fudgin parents are not Harry Potter's fan for some reason that I freakin don't understand. About my parents! My father is a religion teacher and mom is a psychologist. Yes, she always knows when I lie and in the end, I will be getting my father's about how bad it is for me to lie and he will later relate it with the implementation of some bible chapters. You see how my life is going now? AH! As if it is not enough! . . . What was I going to say? I can't remember... At all. Ok just follow my story, maybe I will remember as the time passes.

my 2nd random story;

"I regret to inform you but you're dying Hazina." "That's great, what's for dinner?" In which A young girl name Hazina Mae King is going through the unbearable stages of cancer with her best friend and a heart throb band member who befriends her to help her cope with her soon arriving death. Read about the beautiful and sassy young girl enjoying her life from her hospital bed and learning about the true value of friendship. "So Hazina, that's a pretty name." "Thank you, it's means treasure in Swalhili."

The best of Wattpad in my own opinion.

“My mind rebels at stagnation. Give me problems, give me work, give me the most abstruse cryptogram, or the most intricate analysis, and I am in my own proper atmosphere. But, I abhor the dull routine of existence. I crave for mental exhaltation.” A. C. D. All rights reserved. 2014. ©imalwayshunGREY.

In the midst of all of the hardships and struggles, I am the one girl that is never mentioned. I am the one who suffered the most, who had the most losses, who bore more pains than any of my fellow Red-Banders. I am the one who survived the cancer and the eating disorder. I was confused, and lost, and alone, and I made it through that way. I am the Hidden Sister of Red Band Society. ______________________ twohandsup only takes credit for the characters created by her in the novel

When college student Indie finds out her boyfriend cheated on her, she hooks up with his best frenemy Reece as payback but doesn't expect their one-night stand to lead to something more. ***** Indie Easton and Reece Griffin hate each other. He thinks she's annoying; she thinks he's a jerk. But when Indie finds herself stood up on her birthday by her cheating boyfriend, all the old rules go out the window. When she shows up at Reece's apartment, all she wants is a one-night stand, but with sexual chemistry this strong, how can they stop after only one night? Their arrangement will be casual - absolutely no feelings involved. But the more time they spend together the harder it is to remember why they hate each other in the first place. Will enemies with benefits turn into lovers? Or will all this sexual tension go to waste? Content warning: This story contains references to child neglect Cover designed by Ren T

- " Listen, as weird as it was losing my virginity in a satanic orgy was an experience. My Ex-girlfriend was a freak, and I can say that she did murder me, but she did show me a lot of new things. She popped my bubble like the high priest popped my cherry. "

Have you ever wondered what its like to live in your favorite story? Do you ever wonder what's going on in the lives of the people just walking around in the background of your favorite movie or book? Well, I can answer both of those questions, you see I live in the story world. Every book you've ever read, every movie you've ever watched happens in real life, at least in my real life. It may sound great and fantastic, but it's not so fun in my shoes, the shoes of a background character. I'm Kaeden Clark, and all my life I've been in the background of everyone else's story, but I'm done with that kind of life. It's time I rewrite my own story, and this time I'm going to be the hero.

We all have that one summer full of adventure. We try to "find love" and make at least one new friend.Follow Nadia as she goes through difficult times and conquers boys,family, and waves.

The intro to this story is the first page of the book!

Becca Sonberg has some issues. With everyone. Her parents are narcissistic and way too controlling, her younger brother is a complete twat, her classmates are morons. Hell, even her best friends are annoying. When she gets expelled from her school for something she didn't mean to do, she decides to leave. So she does. Along the way, she'll meet some new (non-annoying) friends, more than a few new morons, and possibly even a love interest. Scratch that, no love interest. This isn't gonna be one of those stories.

"You seem familiar," He wondered out, looking completely confused. "Have I fucked you before? I'm sorry for not calling you back. I don't do commitments but if you'd like we could g-" He didn't even had the chance to continue because my fist met him halfway and suprise surprise, he went unconscious before falling to the ground. And that, my friend, is how you greet your missing ex bestfriend of two years whom you have feelings with before. {TOP RANK: #3 in TEENHUMOR} - 12/24/18 THIS BOOK IS ON HOLD - PLEASE READ AT YOUR OWN RISK OF A CLIFFHANGER.

(("Today I Be 26 Years Old, But To Everyone Else I Will Always Be 6" JonBenét Ramsey Movie Saying)) This Story Is Going To Be About JonBenét Death. This Is All Real, All These Events Actually Happened. So I'll Tell You The Story Of Her. She Only Died At Age 6 And Is 26 years old today. JonBenét was beaten in the head, sexually touched and died in December 25. She was the queen of the miss beauty pageant. May She R.I.P

Here's my list, the key to opening the gates of ordinary, to get my life back to a somewhat normal degree: 1. Get a job.... With a bunch of Academy boys? Didn't see that one coming. 2. Earn money.....Well, obviously. It's the only way we'll make rent this month. 3. See mom happy again.... If that's even possible. 4. Let go of dad.... Okay, that one is going to be a little harder to do. 5. Make some friends.....Never had any. I could always scribble this one out. Who needs em anyway? 6. Fall in love. Wait, I don't remember that last one being in there. Yup, that's definitely a mistake. Me, Stephanie Thompson, fall in love? HAHAHA! That's hilarious.... not to mention impossible!! Or so I thought.

Altumcapillum ( Al Tume Cap ill ume) Is a young girl of 12, her and her sister Perfectuspuella who is 14 ( Pur fect Tuss Poo Ella ) are very close. When Christmas comes they open there gifts, and they get rare diamond necklaces! What do they do? They find out the necklaces have special powers, opposite of each of the girls traits. They have to control these necklaces to save their world.