Tehsmarticus Stories

Captain Galm, the renown explorer. He's travelled near and far. His job is to map the very stars in the sky, to explore the unknown and see things that no man could every dream to see. Countless planets will be explored by him and his crew. Too bad they are bloody useless at keeping the ship space worthy. With every crash err, 'unplanned landing' they find themself in a new situation, surrounded by new creatures and facing new problems. Will they survive? Will they live to tell the tale? Will Smarty actually learn how to fly the ship? Who knows.. But regardless of how things turn out, it's bound to be an eventful journey. So strap in tight, prepare youself for an adventure and whatever you do, don't piss off the local wildlife. A Derp Crew space AU! Based on No mans sky, Starbound, Star Trek and many other stolen references. I plead the fifth. This prompt was kindly given to me by Boffymark. Tumblr.com/letsboffy Send him good vibes for such a great idea and for spell checking my work =^vv^=

[A Derp Crew Fanfic based on the game Town of Salem] There was a guy, his name was Steven but his friends called him Ze, he awoke on what appeared to be an average day but little did anyone know how a simple game can become the strings of something much bigger and more dangerous. -- I don't know if a derp crew story like this has already been made but whatevs lol :P Be prepared for one heck of a train ride!

You only ever talked to me when it suited you... But now you're in my domain and Minx is the leader. So would you forgive him or let him suffer?

Cover by verticonix on Tumblr AU idea by youtube-save-me on Tumblr and Wattpad Writing by verticonix and youtube-save-me

Just a silly TehChaos fanfic about Smarty and Chilled making out on a couch.