Telephone Stories

The conductor, a short culing tsundere that's constantly crushing on his boss. The commander, a towering octoling monstrosity that would kill anything for his cucumber. Your favourite deep sea OTP now has its own oneshot book, enjoy! Requests are always opened

Quite short but interesting 👻Xara Harriet and her mafia husband Sam Harriet are on a mission to Chicago but they have to take the long way down the abandon woods and they hear a telephone ringing.. what is it?

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I made this poem while staring at a broken telephone pole down the street.

Everything I could never tell you.