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Pigs named Paul, Smiley and Qwerky stayed in their house for two years. One day, Aura Wolf decided "End-time for pigs." So, Aura Wolf quickly locked Paul, Smiley and Qwerky outside. "Owch!" shouted Paul.
"Okay, Paul?" Qwerky asked.
"Yeah?"
"K'mon guys!" demanded Smiley.
"Rockets." said Paul.
"Oho! Couldn't forget that!"
"Run!!!"
"Oh F'r God's sake!"
"Paul? Paul? Where are you, Paul?"
"Eh? That idiot's ran away!"
"Get that fool!" shouted Smiley.
"Didn't he get rockets?"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!"
"Smiley? You disappeared? "
"I'm down here in this damp cavern!"
Qwerky got a rope and saved Smiley.
"Now where's that Paul?"
"Boo."
" Paul! How many times did I tell you?"
"Seven."
" Yeah sure, Jeez."
"Runnnnnnnn! Get that wolf!"
Three pigs went to hunt that nasty Aura.
Smiley came down the chimney.
"Ooh, Dumms! Too hot!
Qwerky used weapons to knock down the house.
" D'oh! Why does the hat-!"
" Dang nuggets! My hatchet broke!"
Smart Paul blew down the house.
How original!!!!!