Terezipyrope Stories

read the title lmao includes: Sadstuck cannons, Sexstuck cannons, etc.

♥︎ "why are girls s0 pretty?" "ii don't know." "i mean, i'm n0t c0mplaining, i'm just gay." ♥︎

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(y/n)= your name H/c = hair color E/c = eye color F/a and F/s = favorite artist and favorite song. !!Warning!! Strong use of profanity and self-hate. ALSO really cute fluff. In this story kankri and his group are siblings to I karkat and his group!! *kankri looking proud in the distance* Hey I'm new at this so if it's shit I'm sorry （；￣ェ￣） Comment any suggestions you want as I go along. THANKS FUR READING IF YOU DO, IT MEANS A LOT TO ME!!!! (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o))) ---- Hey I wrote this forever ago, I'm keeping it up because it seems people like it but I want to preface things before anyone starts to read this. There is a character in the story that uses sexual acts for money and it's painted to be bad in this story. SEX WORK IS WORK. I apologize for creating this story and painting this career in such a bad light. As I've aged I've learned immensely about said careers and realize that sex work is outlawed because of sexist beliefs of our government. I'm not going to alter this story however because this story serves as a reminder of how much I've grown and changed in my life. It's a reminder of how misogyny affected my life as a young girl and how it can possibly affect others. Also I'm too busy currently to go back and actually thoroughly change it. Sex work is like any other career and people's worth should not be judged on it. Thank you for reading, please please please keep in mind these words as you read. I might change it in the future but as of now Im keeping it. Enjoy :)

i found a bunch of random headcannon stuff, so i figured i should write short stories of my favorites

He's known Terezi for years, in fact he's lived with her for years. At first she just wouldn't leave him alone; desperately needing safety from these dangerous streets. Being blind and homeless wasn't a good combination at all, but then again Karkat's situation wasn't so good either - short tempered and homeless. Well, it just so happens that a hyperactive, blind girl and a short tempered, loud mouthed boy was a good combination. Karkat didn't know how to tell her; it's been in the back of his throat for so long. He didn't know how she would take it, if she would even feel the same. Would she leave him? Would it be too awkward if this feeling was one sided and they still lived together? What would she say to him? Nonetheless he knew he would have to come clean some day about his feelings towards her. Maybe it was best to tell her now while it's cold outside so she'll be forced to stay with him at least till the rain goes away... DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS NOR HOMESTUCK, THEY BELONG TO ANDREW HUSSIE. THE COVER ART IS BY IKIMARU, EDITED BY ME.

H3NLO YOU ST1NKY STR4NG3RS, TRUTH OR D4R3 US OR 1 W1LL COM3 TO YOUR HOUS3 4ND 34T YOUR 4SS- ShUt Up, YoUlL sCaRe ThEm AwAy

i haVe noticed that the hoMestuck fandoM has been altering the personalities of the characters, and i just Want to coMpare/contrast What the fandoM Mostly thinks about the character Vs What they really are. this is Where i Will do that. Maybe once i haVe discussed all of the characters, i Might MoVe on to ships or soMething. i don't really knoW, but We'll see! :)

in my 2022? more likely than you think

In which Karkat Vantas walks into an old acting room and finds the wrong kind of actors--AKA the Ouran Highschool Host Club. This is probably going to be a series of one-shots in the Ouranstuck universe. I have no idea how often I'll update. Might end up slightly crack-y, but I'll try to keep everyone in character. Ships include: Dirkkat (main ship) Erikat (one-sided) JohnDave Haruhi's stances on gender were one of my favorite things about OHSHC, but I can't really see Karkat crossdressing so I'm not sure if the gender stuff for the original will show up at all. Swearing is censored because I'm Rufioh. ...Nah, that's just how I roll. COMMENTS, CRITICISM, AND IDEAS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME!

Not really sure how to describe this other than heathers but with homestuck characters lol but I'll try Jade hates the girls in her popular clique. Enter mysterious newcomer D.S., who offers her the perfect solution to end their social tyranny. This will follow the movie, not the musical, to make it less romantic. Trust me, I wanted this to davekat, but it just didn't line up. So here, have some Davejade. (Tragic). I'll put the character alignments in the first chapter so don't worry. Enjoy! Oh yeah, and when I say "it will follow the movie" I mean I have it basically memorized by now and it will be basically the exact same but in book form and with homestuck characters. I'll tweak the dialogue a little so it fits the character more tho. Homestuck and all it's characters belong to Andrew Hussie, and Heathers belongs to its directors and creators.

Vrisrezi drabble, short and sweet, also posted on tumblr

Gamzee loves his friends. Gamzee has never been better. Gamzee would never hurt his friends. Gamzee is fine. Great. Perfect. Fine. ******************************************* My man needs a gd break please. Also, Tavros is in the image, but he's not important, just a filler image. Ooc Gamzee and Karkat, ooc Karkat especially. (This was started about 3 years ago, I picked it up recently.) Also KK rants :o/

Fuck Jerry I'm a lesbian *this is my first oneshot! Please don't bully! Lol*

*For now, this is abandoned. I may pick it up one day, but as of 05/22/20 it isn't being written.* Alterina is a small kingdom, riddled with corrupt political leaders, and angry, mistreated, civilians. A group of libertarians decided that they were fed up with unfair, caste-driven, treatment, and they rise up. Throw in a troll imposing as someone else, and you get a mess. Can the high governmental powers keep control of the townspeople, or will the peasants take over? Basically, a Homestuck AU, I call the Revolutionary AU, for lack of better terms. Basically, Feferi is in control of their kingdom, but a select few individuals want to become empowered. Some for the good of their people, some for their own greedy desires. Opposite powers clash. This story is almost completely driven by the Hemospectrum, and societal norms regarding their blood colors. (I.E. The candy-red bloods and other mutants are executed pretty much on sight, Purple's are 'scary, ruthless, monsters', No blood less than a Purple can come into power.)

Based off the book Matched by Ally Condie. Terezi Pyrope is an average 17 year old girl. Except for one thing: she lives in the Society. And here, life is anything but average.

an older god tier player decided to show the trolls some human movies, cycling between movies. feel free to request some in the comments and if I can find a transcript I'll do a chapter on it