Terezipyrope Stories

i found a bunch of random headcannon stuff, so i figured i should write short stories of my favorites

Terezi just wants a soft shell supreme from her local taco bell

Hello first I want to say anyone you see on the cover is the one I'm working on you will also see a drawing I amde of the character one thing I wanna say your female in this sadly qwq there will be male x female and female x female ALL OF THEM OR LEMONS after I make all the beta/alphas trolls/humans I will ask for requests I might also do tricksters but until then yeah dont rush me these writings happen at night for me cause no one can pester me also things will be slow since I have a extremely busy life but moving on yeah this is a homestuck lemon book enjoy!!

❝ I know he wondering, what the fuck you hiding. That we dated like raps about Bin Laden. Ayo, fuck this, ❞ ⋯ ⋯ ⋯ She doesn't need him. She hates him. She never wants to see him again. He makes her want to vomit. She lies. ⋯ ⋯ ⋯ ❝ Are we dating? Are we fucking? Are we best friends? Are we something in between that? I wish we never fucked, and I mean that! But not really, you say the nastiest shit in bed and it's fuckin' awesome. ❞

Hi, its been a long time. A year, to be precise. By unpopular demand, i have returned. With better grammar, better skills, and like better everything! So, sit back, relax, and prepare for the worst writings you've ever had in your entire life.

a self insert story where me and the gang get up to all sorts of mischief.

This is like a revamp of some old thing I made. Since it was like a prototype of Memes and Memories I thought I should kinda redo it so it gets the justice it deserves.

❝ We have so much in common, We argue all the time, ❞ ❥ A blind girl, a tall-ass clown, an angry ginger, a blonde cool kid, a greasy hacker, and a nerdy trans boy. Six kids. One screwed up, drama filled summer. > cue intense dramatic voice How will they ever survive?! ❥ ❝ You always say I'm wrong, I'm pretty sure I'm right. ❞

Terezi and Aradia have been dating for five years, and have known each other for nearly twenty. They always have fun with each other, and Aradia can hardly say no to her. When Terezi suggests a paint war and Aradia agrees, she’s in for a surprise. (One-shot. Terezi/Aradia. Fluff. Femslash. Written for mathes0n).

Alternia is having major changes ever since the old and fearsome tyrant,The Condesce, was over thrown and killed in a rebellion led by the heiress and descendant-Feferi Peixes and her other 11 friends. They now all work together side by side to change Alternia for the better,Her 11 other friends now are high ranking dignitaries that represent each caste system-it was insisted by Feferi. While each of them are trying to adjust to this new life, they are now left with the burdens her Ancestor left behind. The Condesce has left unfinished business with a species that will forever hold a grudge against the Alternian Empire-this results in Feferi and her friends trying to mend it and forever make history for both sides.

I do not own anything but the story, and the plots. Homestuck belongs to Andrew hussie, not me.

Do you ever just look at homestuck fanart/fanfiction, and wonder what the fuck happened to the characters? I'm Octodog, and this is going to be my personal dumping ground for all my homestuck opinions on character portayal, hate, and shipping in our fandom.

NOTE: PREVIOUSLY TITLED "The Seer of Words" When a glitch opens up a portal between worlds, and releases unimaginable horrors into their world, twelve friends must band together to embark on an epic and whimsical journey through a book they all love; Homestuck. My name is Vantera Gold, and I am a Seer of Words. Vantera is cursed with the gift of foresight. She sees everything, expecially words. If she touches someone, their whole life is laid out in front of her like a book. She can't forget the words either. They torment her, telling her things she never wanted to know. A/N: The copyright for this is complicated because the characters are mine, even though they draw on the qualities of Hussie's original characters. It is neither Homestuck, nor Humanstuck, but somewhere in the middle. Hope you like it!

the title says it all :)

no I'm not even joking I typed this shit out

Fuck Jerry I'm a lesbian *this is my first oneshot! Please don't bully! Lol*

Terezi and Sollux, trapped in toxic home environments, hatch a daring plan to escape their respective situations. With thousands of miles separating them, they rely on a collection of heartfelt emails to keep their connection alive. As Sollux manages to break free and embarks on a journey towards Amsterdam, he finds himself searching for Terezi, only to discover that their reunion may not be as straightforward as he anticipated. ---- This story idea was originally conceived in 2020-2021 with a friend I no longer speak to. Of course, i've grown since then and the original is no longer up on the website. I will keep some of the same elements (the emailing and run away theme) but I won't keep it the same. Originally the story was originally a collaboration and we both weren't amazing at writing. I do hope to make younger me proud by doing this. This will also be published on AO3, hopefully.

This is the result of crippling writers block Sadstuck, normal, etc etc all the good juicy shit Got some Davekat and Rosemary and Vrisrezi and maybe some others (eg. DirkJake, Cronkri, etc) Don't like that shit, either don't read or just gtf over it cuz I'm just making this for fun Also, the cover isn't mine, I have literally no memory of where the fuck I found it