Terrypratchet Stories

It was a nice day. All the days had been nice. There had been rather more than seven. God - God Metatron - voice of God Aziraphale - an angel and part-time rare book dealer Satan - a fallen angel, the adversary Beelzebub- likewise a fallen angel and prince of hell Hastur- a fallen angel and Duke of hell Ligure - also a Duke of hell Crowley - a fallen angel who did not so much fall as saunter vaguely downwards Cozbi - also a fallen angel and Crowley's daughter, not biologically but the two had been causing trouble together since the beginning

One Shots For Good Omens.

A one-shot book for Crowley and Aziraphale. I will take requests.

Aziraphale goes up to heaven with Metatron only to find that he has been tricked. Metatron doesn't really want him to be head archangel: he wants to lock him up and clip his wings to pay for his "misdeeds." Meanwhile, Crowley is coping (and failing).

After the near end of the world, Aziraphale and Crowley decide that they are happier when together and make the big decision to move in together, which ultimately leads to a romance that has been building up for centuries.

An old story in the fantasy world of the Kingdom of Arnquin. When Lord Florwingden Talbott is injured in a troll skirmish battle and forced into early retirement from his role as Green Knight of the Kingdom of Arnquin, his 19 yr old nephew Tom, must take his place, and wear the enchanted green armour, so as to defend the Kingdom from the trolls of the North. Can Tom learn to be a true knight and take his destined place as bodyguard to Princess Emma and the Protector of the Kingdom of Arnquin? The Kingdom of Arnquin has always had a Green Knight to keep the Kingdom and royal family safe from the trolls of the North, but will the trolls now seek their opportune time to strike now that the Kingdom has no green knight, with no one ready to wear the enchanted armour to defend the realm. Tom has 3 months to complete his training. The trolls are likely planning attacks on the Kingdom daily. And Princess Emma expects him to ask her to the Mid-Summers Ball...

Crowley had never really intended to get himself so acquainted with the angel, never intended to fall a second time, but everything about them was enticing. so, so enticing.

Trivial Boxer grew up on the Chalk, but left for the big city. It was there that he heard the call of the Great God Om, and finally knew peace. To his surprise, he found that his first posting as a full Priest was back to the people of the Chalk. Not quite ON the chalk you understand, but just a little over the border. Close enough, but on the far side of the line. This is the tale of the unfortunate Priest of Om sent back to the Chalk, to deal with the people, the ups and downs of rural life, and of course, the dark thing that wants very much to come back. Oh, and witches.

When Aziraphale is sent all the way to Albany to play matchmaker, finds his old friend doing the opposite... Another slowburn romance from Good Omens; honestly it's killing me to write it.

Just a test drive. I don't know if I ever continue or even finish this since I have things to do. Also, for the past weeks I've been listening to Peach Pit's newest album: From 2 to 3; It encourages me to write. • Up Granville by Peach Pit • Not my cover. I found it on Picsart.

"𝑨𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒍... 𝑰 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝑰'𝒎 𝒊𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆..." "... 𝒐𝒉 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒓..." "𝑨 𝒅𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒏 𝒊𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆. 𝑯𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒄𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒍𝒆." "... 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒘𝒉𝒐𝒎, 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒘𝒍𝒆𝒚?" "𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔 𝒊𝒕 𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖?" "𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈." 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒊𝒓 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒔 𝒔𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒔𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒂 𝒇𝒆𝒘 𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒔. "𝒀𝒐𝒖. 𝑰'𝒎 𝒊𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝒎𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒍."

A Good Omens 'What If?' fanfic

I wrote a few small fics based on prompts for the Ineffable Husbands. I am going to post them all here. So the chapters will not coincide with each other. Just a warning.

A Harry Potter Good Omens crossover fic! Flipping between two timelines, we see Aziraphale and Crowley's 1st year friendship grow into... Something more, and see their married life as a couple where they navigate the grounds of being Hogwarts professors and also protecting their identity, as the Dark Lord rises. .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. Cover art is mine, but there will likely be some fan art and pieces in here that aren't, so I will attempt to give credit to those artists where it is due. Again, I can't promise a constant update schedule because yo girl is human, and a busy human at that. But I hate putting a stop on a story, so you all have that going for you. Anyways, lets get into the book!

My favorite assassin, and my take on his life. Based on the movies/books by Terry Pratchett. Please comment. I don't own Teatime or any of Pratchett's stuff, obviously.

There is nowhere near enough good omens one shot books, let's be honest, so here we are.

A Good Omens rewrite from the perspective of the adorable idiot, Muriel. I am using the character pronouns I think fits the characters. If you feel differently, there is no need to be rude. Everyone has a different opinion. Muriel is the 37th degree recording Angel scrivener in Heaven. Every once in a while someone comes and asks them something but mostly they are just left alone. Over time though, they find themselves caught up in events as Heaven and Hell approach war.

Crowley can't stand to be around Aziraphale anymore. It hurts too much to have the angel he loves deny his friendship. He can't stay just friends, so he has to find a way to end their friendship, but in doing so, he may have broken irreparable bonds.

A continuation of Good Omens 2.

Good omens one Shots! Stories: 'Shattered Sight' ~ Sad (Crowley is placed under a spell that makes him hate everything, including Aziraphale.) UPCOMING BOOKS: 'Eve' ~ Funny (Crowley and Aziraphale find something very unusual in the woods on the drive back to London, it causes a lot of interesting senerios in the angel and demons life.) '1867' ~ Mystery (Aziraphale attends a masquerade ball and dances the night away with a very interesting... woman?)