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A Good Omens 'What If?' fanfic

Trivial Boxer grew up on the Chalk, but left for the big city. It was there that he heard the call of the Great God Om, and finally knew peace. To his surprise, he found that his first posting as a full Priest was back to the people of the Chalk. Not quite ON the chalk you understand, but just a little over the border. Close enough, but on the far side of the line. This is the tale of the unfortunate Priest of Om sent back to the Chalk, to deal with the people, the ups and downs of rural life, and of course, the dark thing that wants very much to come back. Oh, and witches.

My favorite assassin, and my take on his life. Based on the movies/books by Terry Pratchett. Please comment. I don't own Teatime or any of Pratchett's stuff, obviously.

Hey! I've never done this before but oh well I'm gonna try it. Never ever written fanfic. A couple things before you read this: •I don't do smut sorry :( in my opinion both Crowley and Aziraphale are asexual •I don't ship Gabriel and Beelzebub so there won't be any of them in this book •In every One Shot I will write in a third person point of view •I mostly enjoy Ineffable Husbands but if you have any requests for me to write about the other characters I will try to do so! All the characters in this book are based off the characters from Good Omens the book by Neil Gaimen and Terry Pratchett and Good Omens the TV series by Neil Gaimen

Crowley had never really intended to get himself so acquainted with the angel, never intended to fall a second time, but everything about them was enticing. so, so enticing.

A Harry Potter Good Omens crossover fic! Flipping between two timelines, we see Aziraphale and Crowley's 1st year friendship grow into... Something more, and see their married life as a couple where they navigate the grounds of being Hogwarts professors and also protecting their identity, as the Dark Lord rises. .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. Cover art is mine, but there will likely be some fan art and pieces in here that aren't, so I will attempt to give credit to those artists where it is due. Again, I can't promise a constant update schedule because yo girl is human, and a busy human at that. But I hate putting a stop on a story, so you all have that going for you. Anyways, lets get into the book!

It was a nice day. All the days had been nice. There had been rather more than seven. God - God Metatron - voice of God Aziraphale - an angel and part-time rare book dealer Satan - a fallen angel, the adversary Beelzebub- likewise a fallen angel and prince of hell Hastur- a fallen angel and Duke of hell Ligure - also a Duke of hell Crowley - a fallen angel who did not so much fall as saunter vaguely downwards Cozbi - also a fallen angel and Crowley's daughter, not biologically but the two had been causing trouble together since the beginning

Just a test drive. I don't know if I ever continue or even finish this since I have things to do. Also, for the past weeks I've been listening to Peach Pit's newest album: From 2 to 3; It encourages me to write. • Up Granville by Peach Pit • Not my cover. I found it on Picsart.

"𝑨𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒍... 𝑰 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝑰'𝒎 𝒊𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆..." "... 𝒐𝒉 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒓..." "𝑨 𝒅𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒏 𝒊𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆. 𝑯𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒄𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒍𝒆." "... 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒘𝒉𝒐𝒎, 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒘𝒍𝒆𝒚?" "𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔 𝒊𝒕 𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖?" "𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈." 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒊𝒓 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒔 𝒔𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒔𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒂 𝒇𝒆𝒘 𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒔. "𝒀𝒐𝒖. 𝑰'𝒎 𝒊𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝒎𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒍."

Crowley can't stand to be around Aziraphale anymore. It hurts too much to have the angel he loves deny his friendship. He can't stay just friends, so he has to find a way to end their friendship, but in doing so, he may have broken irreparable bonds.

A one-shot book for Crowley and Aziraphale. I will take requests.

Aziraphale goes up to heaven with Metatron only to find that he has been tricked. Metatron doesn't really want him to be head archangel: he wants to lock him up and clip his wings to pay for his "misdeeds." Meanwhile, Crowley is coping (and failing).

One Shots For Good Omens.

The demon Crowley and the angel Aziraphale have been on earth for over 6000 years now, living their lives in their apartments, book shops, and occasionally cars. Amargedden setting into place, Crowley and Aziraphale settling on a deal to try neutralize the boy, both supernatural entities covering themselves up so that their head offices wouldn't find out, everything was according to plan. But what if there was another important demon they had forgotten about?, who was cast away and had somehow made her way to the demon and angel. what if she had a bigger part in the great plan than they could have ever imagined..?? 𝑅𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟, prophecy 5,005.

A Good Omens rewrite from the perspective of the adorable idiot, Muriel. I am using the character pronouns I think fits the characters. If you feel differently, there is no need to be rude. Everyone has a different opinion. Muriel is the 37th degree recording Angel scrivener in Heaven. Every once in a while someone comes and asks them something but mostly they are just left alone. Over time though, they find themselves caught up in events as Heaven and Hell approach war.

A continuation of Good Omens 2.

I wrote a few small fics based on prompts for the Ineffable Husbands. I am going to post them all here. So the chapters will not coincide with each other. Just a warning.

Good omens one Shots! Stories: 'Shattered Sight' ~ Sad (Crowley is placed under a spell that makes him hate everything, including Aziraphale.) UPCOMING BOOKS: 'Eve' ~ Funny (Crowley and Aziraphale find something very unusual in the woods on the drive back to London, it causes a lot of interesting senerios in the angel and demons life.) '1867' ~ Mystery (Aziraphale attends a masquerade ball and dances the night away with a very interesting... woman?)

When Aziraphale is sent all the way to Albany to play matchmaker, finds his old friend doing the opposite... Another slowburn romance from Good Omens; honestly it's killing me to write it.

There is nowhere near enough good omens one shot books, let's be honest, so here we are.