Terrypratchett Stories

Festivus time is here! By golly! After an avoidably unfortunate incident involving an unnecessarily large cat, with an odd way of choosing its prey, a lazy ogre, and a decision against getting knees cold, a set of brothers, long since thought gone from the world, set out to bring their itinerant feline home before things get really, really messy. Unfortunately, the Festive Boys can't stop themselves from following their Festivus instincts and the village of Drippings on the Lea have no understanding of what's coming. With a reluctant queen, an even more reluctant witch, who isn't really a witch at all, a permanently confused farmer with a rabid fear of thinking, and a reindeer called Civilolph, who has no idea why he's pulling a haywain, the villagers of Drippings on the Lea attempt to get in on a little Festivus miracle, even if they have to fight for it. Deck the halls, not your neighbours!

Wilmuh Tremblerod knew from a young age that she would become the world's greatest playwright. Unfortunately, the world, and her talent (or lack of it) disagreed. Until one day, Linus, a young and relatively untrained muse finds her in a bar and inspires her to great things. Of course, she isn't the person he intended inspiring, but everyone makes mistakes. With the subsequent loss of Linus' powers, Willmuh's ability to write compelling and mesmerising plays runs out of control and an alarming number of people decide that Wilmuh has become some literary god, meaning that her very creativity becomes a danger to the world. When a competition is announced to find the kingdom's greatest entertainers, Wilmuh chooses to use her new-found talents to seal her place in history. But with rival entertainers and people in authority rallying against her, Wilmuh may find it harder to achieve than she first thought, and her troupe of wayward and strange thespians may not be able to stop the world from falling under her accidental-spell. And there are faeries, too. But watch out for them, they're really shady. Contains a gratuitous and shameless parody of a Doctor Who episode. I'm not even sorry.

Have ever got stuck on a plot, a word, a scene or a story so much that you can't move forward? We as writers, believe everyone has been through that "phase". To counteract that stage and to boost our writing community(and the writer in us), we all need a boost, a push to keep at it. Keeping in mind, every Sunday, NewlyWrittenBooks are going to publish a writer's empowerment quote from writers across the world, to spark the writing bug within you. Cover made by the amazingly gifted @druidoflore :)

Hello ladies and gentleman! I'm here to give you what you all wanted: an oneshot compilation of the ineffable husbands and how their first real kiss happens. Every oneshot is an idea of how Aziraphael and Crowly kiss the first time and maybe get together. So, i wish you the best of fun and hopefully you'll enjoy this little compilation.

The Ineffable Family goes to the beach!

Since Eden has two fathers', she and her family celebrate Father's Day twice a year! And Eden is determined to make this year's Father's and Papa's Day very special!

It was only a matter of time before Aziraphale and Crowley's former Head Offices found out....

Eden suffers a very traumatic experience.....

Terry Prechett's famous quotes #1 in discworld

I wrote a few small fics based on prompts for the Ineffable Husbands. I am going to post them all here. So the chapters will not coincide with each other. Just a warning.

There's nothing more dangerous than a book, especially in the wrong hands. And, in this world of magic, wars and an alarming number of self-serving, gratuitously selfish people, there are a lot of wrong hands to take advantage. When the world's foremost mage, Anpound Pudbatter (fresh from a magical accident that had turned him back into a teenager with all the associated raging hormones) meets Gammer Goodhiding, the world's most polite, yet indefinably terrifying witch, and Bindi, a Druid who almost has a filthy mouth, they come together to search for an object that could very well spell the end of the world as they know it. Or change it in ways they cannot imagine. From the intermittently high Mount Pintel, to the vast, unending Library, to the indeterminately located city of Lost Vagueness, where hope, and Coin, go to wallow in despair, to the world's most important, prominent, and tiniest city, the three of them must follow the magical chaos wrought by the presence of the book. And with warlords bent on conquest, thieves out for a quick score and a djinn with a mischievous attention to detail in the way, things may not go quite according to plan. And what, exactly, is the origin of the book? Only The Archivist's All-knowing Almanac knows for sure. A love-letter to the works of Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams. [Cover created in Canva, using an AI generated image from a stock clip art and text from Logokit]

The baby is now teething.....

"Find the boy with the curly hair who sits alone in the school library and give him divine inspiration to write," Gabriel had said. It was a simple task, but Aziraphale could not bring himself to show up at a high school without a posse, and Crowley would be damned (again) if he wasn't the sole member of said posse.

Aziraphale must use the secret weapon, Queen!

Requests are currently [CLOSED] Innocent little stories based off the book Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett and the TV Series Be prepared for LOTS of angst, fluff, lemons, and the Ineffable Husbands ;) Range from a few hundred words to 1000+

The Ineffable Family try daycare again....

Eden loves apples.....

Crowley and Aziraphale sends their daughter to daycare....

Heavily inspired by Neil Gaiman's and Terry Pratchett's Good Omens. I love the character Crowley and decided to write a story based of him in my English class. This is a way less traumatized Crowley in which he choses to fall.