Theapothecarydiares Stories

What happens when an unassuming Maomao ends up at Vampire Jinshi's mansion? Namely, we get to see how an oblivious apothecary manages to catch the heart of a vampire. No vampires were harmed in the making of this. This is also on AO3 under the title Vampires Will Never Hurt You, where the chapters are longer.

A girl has to do what she has to do to make a living. Yes, thats it. Thats what YOU tell yourself at least. It's what you say until you die and reincarnate into another world; the world being an anime you've watched before your death. Hopefully pretending to be a guy for pretty much a whole goddamn chapter of your *new* life will pay off. Hopefully... being a eunuch is much better than being a kidnapped princess of foreign lands. all characters aren't mine except maybe y/n! But you yourself are own by you sooooo