uniquaissalty
The original title was supposed to be 'The big quest for an obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant animal, birthday cake, large fries and chocolate shake' but I couldn't fit it in lmao
PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY LMAO THIS WHOLE THING IS A JOKE
Also Gibby from iCarly was supposed to be the protagonist of this crackfic but he got outshined by the Backyardigans smh
Don't read if you want consistent dialogue apostrophes
HJHADKDJKDJF THIS TOOK 25 PAGES IN GOOGLE DOCS