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✦ 𝑯𝒆 𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒐𝒌... 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒘𝒐𝒌𝒆 𝒖𝒑 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒆 ✦
⋆。°✩ 𝑯𝒊𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒓𝒆𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒏 ⋆。°✩
After Dazai Osamu got his hands on the "𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬",
he woke up in a ✨Danmei✨ fanfic universe.
The world was OOC, the plot was gone,
and every man he met was in love with him.
𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲.
𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞.
𝐎𝐧𝐞.
And just like that...
he became the center of the most cursed CP (coupling) chaos imaginable.
Terrified, he bolted straight for Kongtong Mountain under the moonlight.
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Dazai: "I like women. WOMEN."
Dazai: "Don't come any closer!"
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Thus began his ✧ 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘫𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘺 ✧ through an endless maze of BL tropes,
red threads of fate flying at him from every direction,
and a harem of admirers who don't remember who they really are.
So if the world's playing dirty
he'll play even dirtier.
Armed with:
✔️ a genius brain
✔️ unmatched charm
✔️ and... 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙨𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙮
Dazai's going to rewrite the script.
Until-
They remember.
Everything.
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Dazai: "This planet is no longer safe for me."
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✦ What to Expect ✦
➤ No actual CP - Dazai is running for his life, not love.
➤ OOC characters straight from fanfiction nightmares.
➤ Satirical homage to Danmei tropes (drama, angst, romance-cranked to 100).
➤ "Sand sculpture novel": Ridiculous in the best way-funny, silly, chaotic.
➤ Kongtong Mountain: Mythical escape route. Symbol of ✨desperate freedom✨
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✒️ Author: Cat Rolling (Not mine)