Thechoiceswemake Stories

A poem I wrote for my English class. Yes, it sucks.

Vanessa Black's fourth year at Hogwarts was supposed to be chill. No murderous plots. No time travel. No Dementors. Just vibes. But instead? ✨ Quidditch is cancelled (yes, cancelled-Vanessa is in MOURNING) ✨ Two terrifying magical schools invade Hogwarts (who are these people and why are they hot??) ✨ The Triwizard Tournament is happening, and someone's probably going to die (again) ✨ There's a fancy ball. With dancing. And feelings. Ew. ✨ Everyone's hormones are attacking them like hexes in a corridor ✨ History of Magic still exists. Somehow. Why? As the Outlawz descend into chaos, Draco gets increasingly weird around her, Theo is an emotional support menace, Pansy is planning murder via eyeliner, and Blaise is just here to flirt with foreigners. Vanessa's trying to survive cursed bathrooms, surprise explosions, and the ever-growing horror of having her friends almost die in the tournament. Welcome to Year Four. The danger is real. So is the acne.

It ended with Draco threatening to sue a ghost, Vanessa biting a spoon out of rage, Theo whispering Latin to a tiara, Blaise flirting with the Giant Squid and Pansy dropkicking a microphone into the lake. In this legendary, unauthorized, definitely banned-by-Hogwarts bonus book, the Outlawz go feral with side quests, cursed hobbies, and 0% supervision. Inside these pages, you'll find: Blaise's emotional support goat. ASMR that nearly caused a mass evacuation Vanessa's Crisp Crunch Therapy Theo's historical fanfiction reenactments (with props) Pansy performing dark rituals using only eyeliner Draco brushing his hair with a salad fork and calling it self-care It's a miracle they haven't been expelled. Or exorcised. This is not canon. This is clownery. And you're invited. Enter at your own risk. Hogwarts cannot protect you now. "I lost brain cells and I'd do it again." - Luna Lovegood "This book violated seven Ministry guidelines." - Hermione Granger "Why am I in this?" - Draco Malfoy "I'm not." - Blaise Zabini, lying.

The Outlawz are back, and this time, the chaos is...well, it's extra. Vanessa Black and her band of misfits (AKA Draco, Theo, Pansy, and Blaise) thought they could finally enjoy a peaceful year after their wild second year-but they were wrong. Very wrong. Vanessa's third year is mad. First, Sirius Black escapes from Azkaban-which, for some reason, no one saw coming. Now, he's back, and he's definitely not here to chill with the family at Christmas dinner. While Vanessa is trying to figure out how to stop her own friends from starting a duel in the middle of class (or encourage them), she'll also have to deal with the return of one very disgruntled uncle who has some serious family drama to unload. With her parents being the coolest but also most intense people alive, she's learning how to juggle family expectations, ridiculous Quidditch practices, and trying to keep herself from blowing up the kitchen (again). "You remind me so much of Lily and James," Lupin smiled sadly. "Well, considering the unfortunate existence of Harold, I'm prettyyyy sure they married each other-" "-which couldn't be more different in our case. " "My godfather breaks into Hogwarts, the Ministry thinks I'm possessed, and my trauma comes back like a cursed Howler. 10/10 summer vacation so far." - Vanessa Black. It's going to be a wild ride. Hold on to your broomsticks, folks-things are about to get unhinged in the most ridikulus way.