Истории Thecoon

The boys invite everyone for a sleepover and play truth or dare. Simple! Ask them questions or give them dares! if nobody participates I will still write some in so, either way, it's not going to end.

Just make it stop....just make it stop....why does this cycle keep happening?,,,,JUST MAKE IT STOP ALREADY! As you probably have noticed, this game doesn't end. No matter how many times Dovahkiin a.k.a Douchebag finishes the game. It just keeps replaying itself over and over and over again, but once the game ends, it restarts to the beginning of the game. Dovahkiin does everything to break the cycle, but nothing works....until now.

The groups weren't always together. It started with a Tool freak, and a Kite Alien.

The hero came together to stop chaos (who is way more badass in this then normal butters). They all don't know how to stop him This has a little blood. I would like to say this any be a long story This is inspired but another superhero au too.

Look I know how weird this ship sounds but whatever lets face there have been worse

most the kids in Southpark 'played' superhero's in Southpark some of them actually had superpowers or knew what they were doing with specific items. She was like Tweek but she could control ice or snow, make water into ice but she couldn't fly like him. she trusted almost all of her friends with this secret of her's all but Cartman really. there still in 9th grade playing this 'game' but no one gives a fuck at this point.

"Once there was a..." "What the fuck are you doing coon" "Making a super awesome story mesteryon" "Are you fucking serious... that's so lame" "No it isn't you just say that because you are jealous of me" "Am not" "Am to!!" "Just shut up and make the story... I dont have time for this"

A South Park: Coon & Friends story. Starring: Kenneth McCormick/Mysterion, Karen McCormick, and Eric Cartman/The Coon. Side characters including Cthulu, Kyle Broflovski/Human Kite, Stan Marsh/Toolshed, Token Black/Tupperware, Clyde Donovan/Mosquito, Craig Tucker, and Tweek Tweak.

The Coon meets the Silver Shroud. What will happen...? !!!DISCLAIMER!!! The Silver Shroud is a character from Fallout 4 belonging to Bethsda Gaming. The Coon is a character in South Park belonging to Matt Stone and Trey Parker. DO not yell at me for getting their personality/ies wrong, i haven't seen the Superhero episodes in south park for a while. also i havent plated Fo4 for over a month. also there will be cussing, anger, fear, maybe some blood(probably some blood).

When Tweek and Craig broke up everybody thought it was due to Mystertion, Dr. Timothy,Toolshed,Tupperware,and Wonder Tweek leaving Coon And Friends but what if it's not the case. Mysterion needs to find out what happened before their breakup after he discovers some burn marks on Tweek.

Mysterion can't help but overhear Butter's cry for help when being harmed by his parents again. he decided to take him out of the house. He wants to protect Leo but how long can he do it without revealing his identity?

A mysterious hero meets the new girl Y/n (Your/name), and the love grows as they grow closer. But nothing can be normal in South Park, Professor Chaos always has something up his sleeve. I do not own these characters, the wonderful Matt Stone and Trey Parker do. Title art by RankieDashLight on DeviantArt. Enjoy✰ *Discontinued*

• Dodging Bullets • Nobody knows Mysterion's identity, or so he thought. Eric Cartman 'The Coon' WAS a superhero before Mysterion came to town. Jealousy over ruled and now the Coon will do ANYTHING to figure out his enemy's identity or at least his weakness. Kenny McCormick 'Mysterion' is the horny, dirty minded kid who becomes a serious vigilante at night. He has no weakness except for Ofcourse, his crush, Craig Tucker. Some anonymous person finds out Mysterion's identity and observes him, eventually gathering enough info to tell the Coon his weakness. What will happen?

Wendy fell off a rooftop five stories high. She thought she was definitely going to die, but right before she hit the ground, a masked boy caught her. He refused to give her his name when she asked. She wants to figure out who saved her that night, but how badly doe she want to know?