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Ever wonder why evil never triumphs? Why the bosses in video games always leave keys and weapons conveniently strewn about for the hero? Why Prince Charming always rescues his Snow White? It's because they didn't heed the services of the Evil Wizard, an enigmatic figure of legend who has mastered the art of mischief-making, evil-doing, and best-selling author of "The Ne'er-Do-Well's Guide to Success."