Thehandler Stories

"Don't do it for her, do it for me." Ardan Demore has never felt genuine love in her lackluster adult life. All the love she had before had dissipated. So when she meets Five's brother Diego, shit gets a little weird. 🦂 THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY DIEGO HARGREEVES [SEASON 1]

Tigers raised in captivity recognise their caged life as normalcy, but that does not stop them from running once the door is left open. She couldn't have known it, but the second The Handler decided to cross the strings of fate of her two best assassins for the greater good of the company, she had made a mistake. Two teenagers turned killers stuck in time; a girl who's personality is deceptively not as sweet as her name, and a boy with the meanest green eyes she's ever seen who might just be her ticket out. (PUBLISHED FIRST ON AO3 UNDER THE NAME STARRYNIGHT34)

A couple of short stories where 5/ Number 5 hargreeves kills KLAUS, BEN AND VANYA. Vanya and Ben make sense but not Klaus. OR Basically a book about fives love to murder people that sometimes get a little too out of control. Warning age : 16+ (Not like anyones gonna follow) Warnings : Character death , Blood , Gore and Violence Started: 2nd June,2021 Ended :26 August .2021

"Five, will she be a problem?" Allison asked, crossing her arms in front of her Five looked around at all his siblings before stopping on Allison "a problem? If she's here to do what I suspect she is she'll be a bigger problem than the apocalypse" Klaus shrugged "I liked her, she had edge that none of you..." he gestured to his siblings "boring people have" ---- Or in which Five Hargreeves escapes the commission. Leaving behind his past life as an assassin and his partner in crime, his friend Elizabeth Rogers. Five's plans to stop the 2019 apocalypse and save his family is thrown into chaos when Elizabeth is given the job to stop him no matter the cost. However the job at hand throws Elizabeth into a whirlwind of emotions and memories making the job she assumed would be a walk in a park 10x harder.

"𝘪𝘧 𝘪 𝘨𝘰 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬, 𝘪𝘧 𝘪 𝘨𝘰 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 / 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘪 𝘥𝘰 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯? ,, "ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘʟᴀɴɴɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ʟᴇᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ᴀꜱ ᴅᴇᴄᴏʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏʀ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ?" "ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴏɴ ᴍᴇ." "ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʟᴏꜱᴛ ᴀ ꜰɪɢʜᴛ." /𝐎𝐑/ In which Commission-worker Y/n takes a much-needed break to attend Reginald Hargreeves' funeral, only to get wrapped up in a scheme to prevent the apocalypse with a Five Hargreeves who has lost all memories of them. "𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘸𝘦 𝘨𝘰 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥? / 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘸𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘢 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦 ,,

𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 ✶ Perseus Marsh leaves the commission. Making an enemy out of his mother and at least 50 assassins in the process. Somehow attempting to time travel to a different timeline turns him back into a fifteen year old. Turns out Dallas, Texas 1963 is not for the week.

- " ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ɪ ꜰᴇᴇʟ. " ʜᴇ ᴋɪꜱꜱᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴘꜱ ᴏꜰ ʜᴇʀ ꜰɪɴɢᴇʀꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ꜰʀᴀɢɪʟᴇ. Ten days was all Five had before the next apocalypse resurfaced. two hundred & forty hours in Dallas, Texas, 1963---to gather his pain of a family and defeat an unexpected threat that lingered closer with each gruelling minute. until he met a stubborn girl who won't stop following him. or Five Hargreeves has faced many headaches in the past but a goody two shoes church girl was his most memorable one.

Despite their best efforts, the end of the world appears to remain inevitable. But the Umbrella Academy are no longer in their time period. They traveled back over 50 years... With a stowaway.

started: 02/13/21

While Five Hargreeves is given free run at the 1955 site at The Commission he is probing The System for weaknesses. AS HE SAID TO DOT SEATED BEHIND HIM ON DAY ONE, " I must have complete silence in Order to Complete This Task!" (Dot put her head down towards her desk. Herb moved 4 inches to the left in his seat. The others in the room carried on as if Nothing Happen. You will see how Five can Penetrate People, Events, Systems, Governments, and yes The Sparrow Academy...right Reggie?

You hate how much you like this ( you don't ). - (Inspired by The Mile High Club by JackRetsevrah on AO3)

The Hargreeves escaped the apocalypse in 2019 only to bring another in 1963. Together, they must rally together and stop doomsday or die together on one fateful day. [Wednesday updates]

For as long as she could remember, Atlas King had been able to know things that were going to happen before they even did. But because Atlas knew everything, she also knew that Five Hargreeves wouldn't be an easy kill, and quick and efficient wouldn't be all that acceptable when she made it back to HQ with Number Five's head on a stick. For as long as he could remember, Number Five had always known everything, and when he didn't - he found out. But although he had heard of the Commission's weapon, he had never actually met her, and he definitely wasn't expecting this. I guess there were a few things that Five didn't know, but as he had previously stated, he was definitely going to do his research. It just made everything a little bit more fun. [NUMBER FIVE X OC] [#1 in Diego Hargreeves] [#1 in Atlas] [#2 in AidanRGallagher] [#5 in Five Hargreeves] [oh come on, that's just ironic]

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ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ɢᴏɴᴇ, ʜᴇ ʀᴇᴛᴜʀɴꜱ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴏ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪᴅ ᴡʜᴏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘꜱ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ ʜɪᴍ. ᵂʰᵉʳᵉ "ᶜᵒⁿⁿᵒʳ ᴷⁱⁿᵍ.". ᴳᵉᵗˢ ᵈʳᵒᵖᵖᵉᵈ ᵒᶠᶠ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵃˢᵗ, ʷⁱᵗʰ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ ʰᵉ ᵈᵒᵉˢⁿ'ᵗ ʳᵉᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ, ⁿᵉʷ ᵐᵉᵐᵒʳⁱᵉˢ, ᵃⁿᵈ ˡᵒˢᵗ ᵐᵉᵐᵒʳⁱᵉˢ. ᵂⁱˡˡ ʰᵉ ᶠⁱⁿᵈ ʰⁱˢ ˢᵒᵘˡᵐᵃᵗᵉ, ᵒʳ ʷⁱˡˡ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵃˡˡ ᵇᵉ ᵍᵒⁿᵉ.

Five finally managed to get you back to your time and that's when you met him. You guys find it easier to talk to each other about things you'd never share with anyone else, you both understand each other in ways others just don't. The others don't like him, but that's because they don't know him like you do.

•A reign of white lies• ☼︎𝑠𝑙𝑜𝑤 𝑢𝑝𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑠☼︎ Disclaimer: i do not own any character in the umbrella academy except for y/n in this fictional genre TW: Blood Gun Cussing Drugs A little make out scene

"I don't wanna argue, but I don't wanna bite. My tongue, yeah, I think I'd rather die," Growing up, Five Hargreeves never believed in love or romantic relationships, thinking it was foolish and a waste of time. Eventually after spending years trapped in the apocalypse with Y/n, the only one who understands him, his icy exterior begins to melt around her. After being recruited by the Commission, Y/n soon falls in love and marries another high-ranking assassin. But through a bitter cocktail of longing and jealousy, Five can't work up the courage to push her out of his mind. But when tragedy strikes, leaving Y/n a grieving widow and struggling to cope, Five and Y/n find their way back to each other and back to their long-lost siblings. But with an incoming apocalypse in eight days, can they push away the old romantic feelings and save the world? Season 1: 6/18/24 - Season 2: N/A Season 3: N/A Season 4: N/A Five Hargreeves x fem! Y/n The Umbrella Academy Seasons 1-4 DISCLAIMER! I do NOT own any characters from the Umbrella Academy except for Robert!

"I'm done my task." You spoke as you dropped the file in front of the Handler. "Good good." As she flips though the file. Putting it aside, she spoke "Well. I knew you could do it. Now. That you showed me you can handle hard tasks, here's your new case." You grab your next file while staring at her with no emotions. "Well, come on! Open it." Focusing back on the file, you flip the page to see who your next target was to be. After moments of glances at your target, you look up at the handler. "So... what do you think? Can you handle it?" You smirk "Of course I can take him down." "Good. Cause you're taking down 𝙵𝑖𝑣𝑒."