EmilianoTorresAlvara
(Correction: Dear readers, please excuse my bewildered writing colleague who has adopted the simplistic pseudonym Simeboy's, whom I commissioned to a single, simple task, which, as you may have already noticed, he was unable to perform properly due to his laziness in assigning a title that doesn't accurately announce the main theme of this fanfic, which is not actually a fanfic, but a written report about my latest research on the causes, motives, reasons, and circumstances why Homo sapiens place such significant value on kisses. Lisa Loud out!)