Thelunarpotato Stories

Bob Duncan is slowly losing his mind. Falsely placed in a mental asylum for writing the lyrics to Sex Murder Party, for his one true love, he doesn't how he's going to survive. Maybe he needs to become what everyone thinks he is. Murdoc Niccals has lost the love of his life. No matter how hard he tries to get Bob back, there's always a roadblock to keep the two apart. He's tired of playing by the rules. He's vicious, and ready to do anything in order to get Bob home safe.

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Jacob Front is a spy for one of the most secretive organizations in the world, since a surprisingly young age. He's been with them for all that he can remember, and doesn't recall a time when he wasn't sneaking around corners and collecting intel. The organization works to fight against a civilization of superheroes hidden right beneath the noses of innocent New Yorkers, who pose a possible threat to humanity. One day, a mission goes horribly wrong, and Jacob is forced to become one with the people he has despised his entire life. Because of this, he learns things he never knew about himself, and the line between good and evil blurs. However, is this really what he wants his fate to be? --- Updates every Saturday

If you aren't a girl get out. As you may be able to guess from the title, this isn't going to be your typical girl's guide book. No motivational quotes, (okay, maybe a few, you can't escape those,) no makeup tips, no summer trends, etc. If you are looking for any of those things, there are plenty of other books out there that you should be just fine with. No my friends, you are going to be receiving the things, that in my opinion, truly matter. Such as the perfect strategies for Netflix bingewatching, how to slyly insult someone without getting caught, and strategies to let out your anger that may or may not involve whacking a tree with a plastic baseball bat. So, without further ado, let's get right into it!

this is slowly becoming a rant book, isn't it.