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Shit. A whip. You can fill in the blanks with Your pube ridden imagination. Don't read this fucking story.

A Mighty Boosh fanfic. Howard Moon is suffering from depression and it's gotten worse over the years. Things aren't the same with a clouded vision. Despite continually being needed for help, he still believes he's unworthy. With his clouded vision, things creep into his life that he isn't prepared for. Will he learn that that's in fact what he needed all along? Some chapters contain warnings.

Noelian // Noel Fielding x Julian Barratt // Prison AU // Completed // Noel Fielding is allegedly a mass murderer and Julian Barratt is the head of security and head counsellor at the prison Noel has been placed at to live out the rest of his days before his public execution. Between questionable innocence and naughtiness behind closed bars, will they get caught for the crime of inappropriate lust? // 'the whole is greater than the sum of its parts'

Vince and howard go to Brazil for some snacks Chapter three is the best chapter x

Never mind the Queen's Speech at Christmas: the Hitcher decides to give his own festive message to the nation. Notes: Tangentially, if I wrote little Lillibet's speech at Xmas, it would be a far different and superior thing. Beginning, 'Check out the bling, serfs! You paid for this, yaaah!' and ending, 'You want some? You think you can take me? Outside the palace grounds, peons!' Cuz that's what the over-privileged chavs are thinking, really. OK, bolshy rant over, I'll get back to my Penguin edition of Das Kapital. All rights reserved.

Saucy girl on girl fun with howarina and vincebella, as they frolic in the isolated forests of the Australian outback

On a beach in Cuba, Vince Noir has a fashion crisis. Notes: I do not own nor make any claim in any respect regarding X-Men First Class or The Mighty Boosh or any aspect or character thereof. I make no money from this frippery, only have some fun. Asynchronous timelines, irresponsible inter-universe jaunting, anachronisms, an insufficiency of research and lots of nonsense. Voles. Be warned. All rights reserved.

A totally self indulgent collection of oneshots of the immaculate mighty boosh star, Vince Noir.

Howince one shots. Some chapters have smut. I'm sorry.

Nothing has been the same since that night on the roof. Howard couldn't stop thinking about that kiss and it was driving him mad.

If your familiar with the series The Mighty Boosh, or just the scaly man-fish of the sea with a vibrant blinding light coming from his mangina, this is a lovely tale for you. The story of Old Gregg looking for love and a piece of fuzzy-man-peach, and his addiction to Bailey's Irish Cream, mmm-creamy. You follow him through thick and thicker, from vagina to mangina. You can almost see the blinding light shining through the water. Even if you haven't had the pleasure of meeting Old Gregg you'll surely be hooked. (I LOST A BET, THIS IS THE RESULT) HIGHLY SEXUAL

Muscular baby daddies flexing their hot beach bods 😍

What happens in Naboo's shop stays in Naboo's shop. - a Mighty Boosh one shot book -

I can't flesh out stories enough to write proper fanfiction, but I spend 90% of my time in class daydreaming various scenarios. The result? A compilation of half-baked ficlets. Imagine this is written in crayon.

" 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬, 𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧... " ranks held: #1 noelfielding #1 vincenoir #1 mightyboosh #8 ziggystardust #13 bowie

Horse

Howince in an ant colony :)

Fantastic froggy fucking futuristic fun

After the Head Shaman lets his shapes go, it oddly brings Vince and Howard together like never before