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Ms. Piggy watched as Kermit exhaled through his mouth, a small puff of smoke blowing out. She didn't bat an eye as the air filled with a pungent scent, for she was already used to it considering how frequently he hit a blunt.
The diva sighed. Once upon a time, she had been enough for him. But then the stress of it all grew to be too much, and the drugs were preferable to her unconditional love. Their love-- her love -- wasn't enough for him.
Oh how she wished for the times when she was still needed.
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Or, alternatively, Kermit being removed from the muppets after his addiction was let known to the public and forced into rehab, effectively ending his relationship with Ms. Piggy. Years later, he visits a seedy strip club where he once again falls in love with the blonde pig of his dreams.