Theodoremccallisteriii Stories

It never occurred to him that his comically evil plans to get the local superhero's attention could have given him a very real, very valid criminal record. And that fact scared him. It was time to change for the better. Cut ties, prevent university applications from being rejected for his past. Maybe make some friends along the way? It's only a matter of making a complete one eighty flip! Could it be any easier???!!!?!1!!111!!