Theoncler Stories

whoops my hand slipped 𓇗------------𓇗 #1 in thelorax [ 04/16/24 ] 𓇗------------𓇗 ~ [ Garfield x The Lorax (2012) Crossover ] ~ ! \ SFW / ! ? { 100% Satire, however since I'm extra like that I'll be treating it like it's not } ¿ !! ^ Lorax Approved!! ^ !! 𝙶̴𝚊̴𝚛̴𝚏̴𝚒̴𝚎̴𝚕̴𝚍̴ 𝚊̴𝚗̴𝚍̴ 𝚝̴𝚑̴𝚎̴ 𝙻̴𝚘̴𝚛̴𝚊̴𝚡̴ 𝚍̴𝚘̴ 𝚗̴𝚘̴𝚝̴ 𝚋̴𝚎̴𝚕̴𝚘̴𝚗̴𝚐̴ 𝚝̴𝚘̴ 𝚖̴𝚎̴ 𓇗------------𓇗 Jon Arbuckle lost everything. His girlfriend, his job, and sooner or later his house. Severely in debt and heavily stressed out, Jon decides to take his pets to live with him at his mom's house. But uh oh! Disaster strikes, and Jon ends up driving into the middle of a tornado! [ 🤯 ] Little did Jon know that that one road trip and that one little tornado would change the course of his life forever... 𓇗------------𓇗 "Your fanfic was literally obliterating, your use of words was chefs kiss 💋" - Alice 𓇗------------𓇗 This is what happens when you're bored af and need to practice writing 💀‼️

silly dsmp au where wilbur soot is a criminal and charged for his wrong doings

TBA

It all started when the Oncler cut down the Truffula trees. Polluted air hung over cities like storm clouds, soil erosion produced unforgiving sandstorms, and 3/4ths of all animal life went extinct. Cities were tense, for they knew their resources would run dry. Aloysius O'Hare, however, rose to the occasion and became a figure of hope. By selling his bottled air, he quelled the worries of the people--because they if they can find a way to get clean air, they could get clean water and rich soil again. However, O'Hare's reputation was soon destroyed, along with their new-found hope. That's how the "Resource War" began. Cities clashed with each other out of fear and desperation. Whole communities crumbled in the hands of anarchy. Violence was at an all time high, however, most died of dehydration and starvation. People prayed for an end, but they soon realized their mistake. The end came in the form of nuclear warfare, leaving the Earth a barren wasteland. Here we follow Scavenger Oncler (nicknamed "Ven"), a brainy inventor who searches city ruins for his projects. One day, during a metal parts haul, he finds huge scratches on the sides of buildings, pools of blood, and the tracks of a large unknown creature. This city has metal scraps in the best shape he's seen. He can't afford to leave. So Ven, scared out of his mind, sets out to find and capture the creature. Will Ven uncover the truth of this mystery creature, or will he die fighting for it?

Yn runs away from home and finds a beautiful place and a beautiful man as well (gender neutral)

JJ gets enrolled into a new school, a school for only special students. The thing is that JJ isn't special at all, why did he get enrolled here? the problem is that he gets locked with 7 other students that has special talents. what will happend next? Read and find out.

u will learn sum dark and sexy truths so read it now or ur a cringy Jeff the killer fangirl

CHALKY FINDS OUT ABOUT SOFIA THE FIRST AND BINGE WATCHES IT ALL NIGHT AND THINKS HES SOFIA THE FIRST cover art by @herbdoesfanfiction THIS IS ALL SATIRE!!!

this is for the Bebo puppet hate cult 😗✌

𝟐𝟎 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭, 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐫, 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧. 𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞, 𝐊𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐂𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐢𝐧. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝... 𝐧𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟. 𝒮𝓉𝒶𝓇𝓉ℯ𝒹：𝒥𝓊𝓁𝓎 2 2023 （ℐ 𝒟𝒪 𝒩𝒪𝒯 𝒪𝒲𝒩 𝒜𝒩𝒴 𝒪ℱ 𝒯ℋℰ ℒ𝒪ℛ𝒜𝒳 𝒞ℋ𝒜ℛ𝒜𝒞𝒯ℰℛ𝒮 or the movie 𝒩𝒪ℛ 𝒟ℐ𝒟 ℐ 𝒞𝒪ℳℰ 𝒰𝒫 𝒲ℐ𝒯ℋ 𝒦𝒰ℛ𝒯 𝒞𝒪ℬ𝒜ℐ𝒩）