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If there's one book that is almost universally hated by modern readers, it's the Twilight Saga. Hailed as unholy for its creepy romance, boring main character, and dumb love interests, nearly everyone on the Internet has built a hate train and jumped right on it, screaming the name of Stephanie Meyer. Whether the book deserves the hate it gets is up to you, but here's the way I would rewrite it.