Thestickoftruth Stories

(Started during music class.) Once upon a time, in a town of Colorado, called "South Park", there was a beautiful princess called Kenny. It all started when the "powerful" wizard Cartman, declared war against the princess. Princess Kenny's allies : - Paladin Butters "The merciful". - Ranger Stan Marshwalker. - Tweek the Barbarian. - Warrior Clyde. - Ranger Scott. Wizard Cartman's allies : - The new kid. - Feldspar the thief. "Craig." - Token the cleric. - Jimmy the bard. And there's this random Jew. He's an Elf btw.

Yes I know I keep disappearing and reappearing, expect this to happen more sorry Anyways I got the urge to write this and most likely lose motivation before continuing it again, but here's the actual story description Can't believe just a session of comfort turned into a permanent stay at the princess' castle. Marjorine couldn't help but long to be by her side the longer they're there, Princess Kenny's purple eyes luring her closer. The feeling of her hand on their cheek, and the constant butterflies inside their stomach.

This is an alternative universe (AU) of South Park: The Stick of Truth. If you haven't played the game or watched it, I suggest you play/watch it before reading this. I also suggest you watch the Black Friday Trilogy to understand the characters a little better. Enjoy!

Y/n L/n is the new kid in South Park, along with her brother Tyler, that everyone calls Douchebag. While Tyler is out with his friends almost every day, Y/n chooses to sit back and listen to his stories. When her new friend, Jimmy, gets her to join the 'battle for the stick' she decides to finally join their games. But when her secret gets out, will everyone accept her?

This is just me as the New Kid and a few things that make it different. This is my first time writing out of school so please don't judge. (Art isn't mine and this in heavily inspired by cookiegirl228's work so check that out to)

⭐aged up characters⭐ Y/n would say her life is going pretty well. She's 18, just graduated with honors and has gotten the amazing news of being accepted to her dream university to study biology (in hopes of becoming a doctor). Sadly for Y/n, her picturesque future is ruined, after a celebratory camping trip with her friends becomes a confusing adventure in a world she's not prepared for. Note: This is my first time writing an x reader, so it'll probably be ass ✊😔

The silverlining of things, is that nothing is eternal. ( STYLE, STYLE, STYLE. )

O Cajado da Verdade é um instrumento místico que, supostamente, controla o universo: tê-lo em sua posse seria ter a verdade absoluta sobre qualquer coisa dita e feita. Por décadas, o instrumento descansava tranquilamente na Floresta Élfica, fortalecendo-a e nutrindo-a para beneficio mutuo de todas as raças de todos os reinos... Até um mago particulamente ganansioso assumir o trono Humano, diferindo um grande ataque à Floresta e roubando-lhe o Cajado.Mesmo assim, por três anos em posse do instrumento, nenhum ataque fora feito contra os Elfos e seu território. O povo élfico estava em crise. O povo humano estava em crise. E uma guerra estava prestes a estourar.

Read and find out, I'm not good at writing summaries

Rosalynn is a ten-year-old girl that spends her summer days in the little mountain town of South Park playing a Dungeon and Dragons game come to life. The whole neighborhood is in on it, which makes it even more fun. There are strict rules, and everyone dresses up on the days that they play. As the Elven Princess, Rosalynn has a strong magic sense, but little does everyone know, that it isn't limited to their little make believe game. Her magic is going to send them all into a realm they didn't even know existed. To a realm where they aren't little kids anymore, and some of them aren't even human. To the world of the Stick. *This is a written account of the comic that Rosa draws in my main South Park series, so I hope you enjoy!

We all know of the New Kid or Douchebag. But, do you know of his little brother, Anonymous a.k.a Anon. Anonymous isn't as well known as his brother. The brothers are different in almost every possible way. Appearance, clothes, personality, even abilities. But, what happens if Anon meets his brothers friends? Will his fate be intertwined with the Stick of Truth? For who ever controls the stick....controls the universe.

Set in The Stick of Truth Universe Lady Emilia has been living in Kupa Keep for as long as she can remember. She is in debt to the grand high wizard, Cartman, who created her status among the humans. In return, she agrees to do the unspeakable. She will seduce the High King Elf Kyle to stop the war between the humans and elves- and to keep the Stick of Truth in human hands. But when her recurring nightmares are revealed to be memories from childhood, she must answer the most important question of all: Fight for the Humans, the Elves, or for herself? (Originally posted on Archive of our own)

lemons and fluff from south park

At the end of The Stick of Truth the Boys come to Stans house for a Huge slumber Party,and they of course invited Douchebag. They dare "him" something finding out he's a she!!! DISCLAIMER:SOUTH PARK DOES NOT BELONG TO ME!!!

butters is a sixth grader- a shy and positive kid. He's best friends with eric cartman, who's also friends with stan marsh and kyle broflovski. One day a new kid enters south park, kenny mccormick. A quiet and the poorest kid in school. Cartman has ideas of using kenny but butters isn't so sure. Butters then begins to feel different- hallucinations, dizzyness, pain and paranoia, plus with a sudden on set of depression. Butters gets worse but somehow no one believes him. The only person to help him is.. kenny of all people. kenny then drags on butters to bizarre things, to cults to cats. Kenny is set to figure out what butters 'curse' is, While kyle and stan isn't so sure about kenny.

What will happen when Craig, a thief, who doesn't like anyone, goes on a hunt to steal some expensive items and finds the love of his life? bAHAHAHAHA tHiS iS sO cRinGY