Thetenderloins Stories

Kirstie gets her new job working on Impractical Jokers until she crosses paths with Sal. They don't like each other until they share a kiss.. and everything changes... SHORT STORY!

Brian Quinn is 16 years old. He's never been in a serious relationship, because in his eyes, the "right person" simply doesn't exist. Regardless of the merciless taunting from his friends, he continues to stay single. That is, until he meets her. Note: This is set in modern Staten Island, New York.

Short situational preferences about the Impractical Jokers! **Gender neutral!** Requests are always open! If you have an idea feel free to leave it in the comments or send me a message. (Will credit unless you prefer to be anonymous.)

Zoey just moved into her new house, little did she know that her life was going to change right before her very eyes when she meets the boy next door.

Emily is just a normal girl and her and her best friend go see the tenderloins. She had a crush on Sal but never expected to meet him and she definitely didn't expect what happened next... Sal took Emily by the hand and said "Emily I never expected to meet such a smart, beautiful, amazing and funny girl but I'm glad I met you!"

Read about run-ins with, events involving, and other snippets about Sal Vulcano, many of which, involve you. I would apologize for my stories being a little long for one shots, but I don't want to apologize. Sorry, I'm not sorry! Something you need to know: Abbreviations are the same as are generally found in this type of story, but here's the most frequently used: y/n = your (first) name Other abbreviations will be listed in the Author's Notes at the end of the chapter in which they appear.

Request any Joker x Joker. Tell me if you want the short story sad, hot, or just plain cute. I'm not that good of a writer so I might leave out stuff or skip a few parts that you wanted. Also I ship Sal and Joe a lot so I'll be determined to make 30 lemons of this ship 😊

It's another day at the office for the four Jokers; Sal, Murr, Joe and Q. They're filming challenges, enjoying themselves as always, when Murr makes a comment against Sal which deeply hurts his feelings, turning their relationship sour. With them both threatening to leave the show if the other remains, Joe and Q realise that this could be the end of their long-running careers. Will they be able to bring the two Jokers back together? Or will they be forced to choose between one of them? Find out by reading on!

"We all die in the end,don't you know that Sal? Don't you know this?" Brian cried tears so somber, "This was meant to happen,this is my happy ending. I'm sorry." He wrote on the last page.

Sabrina's entire life got turned upside down when she met Brian Quinn. But was it for better or worse?

"What's this for?" I asked staring up at him, admiring his beautiful eyes. "Just because I love you" he said leaning down to give me a kiss.

The first day back to school after summer break can often be daunting and boring. It was the same for 17 year old Sal Vulcano, as he braved the start to the school year of 1993. He was living his typical day, when a new girl caught his eye, and the rest is history. Note: Some minor details have been changed. I've made Sal into a comic book loving dork, which I know is more linked to Brian's persona but shh. Also, entire setting is made up due to the fact that I wanted a change from Staten Island. BOOK SERIES ORDER: 1) Smile Like You Mean It 2) I'll Always Want You Back 3) You'll Never Be Lonely SPIN-OFF SERIES: 1) Turn the Tides 2) *To be confirmed*

15 year old Samantha Brooks just wanted to meet her idols, The Impractical Jokers, but when she finally goes up to her favorite joker, Murr, she gets more than what she's looking for.

**WARNING** HIGHLY SEXUAL CONTENT. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE SMUT, AGE DIFFERENCES, NAMES, SITUATIONS AND CURSING DO. NOT. READ. Now that you've been warned... let's begin, shall we?

Why do we suddenly feel more attracted to a person if you know they like you? Is it meant to be that way? Can it change your opinion on a person completely? Surely not, right? WARNINGS!!! Self harm, suicidal thoughts, abusive parents, not nsfw but makes inappropriate jokes lol.

Making a story for a friend,she's @the.tenderloins on Instagram, btw go follow her ❤

Is Brian Quinn capable of love? Of course he is, steamy love! Or...is he? What if someone has feelings for him; the person he would least expect? What if someone else is fighting just as hard to be loved by the famous BQ? THEN what happens to his supposed "steamy love"? Especially when it's literally the worst time in his life to have to deal with this. Okay, I'm a HUGE IJ fan; especially when it comes to Q. Sal's my second favorite joker. I've read a lot about them, watched the show, and listened to a ton of podcasts. That being said, I'm sure I'll get something about them wrong at some points, so feel free to tell me these things if/when I do. Also, I don't have an exact story line for this, so ideas are welcome. If you'd like, I'll give you a shout out if you give me an idea that turns out to be a major plot point in the story. Also this story does contain MATURE content! And it's unedited, but I like to think I have decent grammar anyways. Thanks and enjoy! :)