Thethem Stories

A new angel is sent to monitor the humans and report back to Heaven as a replacement for Aziraphale. Despite pretending so well, and doing such a good job of fitting in with the humans for quite awhile now, she slips up, and reveals her identity when she senses such an immense amount of love in someone that she just can't believe it. "You are so loved!" She shouts at the person she feels this from, before running away stuck in her jealousy. This left Aziraphale to ponder why there was another angel on Earth, but he figures it out quickly. What he does have trouble with, is figuring out who in his 6,000 years could have loved him so much that it throws off an angel in disguise. Which is Crowley's cue to panic. Warning: they're both dumbasses. Also, lots of fluff. Wrote them based off of Show!GoodOmens and not Book!GoodOmens, but I do have some headcannons in here based off of the book Highest Ranks: 1 in adamyoung 28 in crowley 1 in aziraphale 1 in ineffablehusbands 1 in goodomens 1 in neilgaiman 1 in anathemadevice 1 in aziraphalexcrowley 1 in crowleyxaziraphale 1 in thethem

✎ . . . In which I write one shots from the show / book Good Omens ,, requests are open !!

Everyone gathers for the happiest of occasions.....a baby shower!

Paragraphs and paragraphs about out favourite dumbass husbands. Along with some incorrect quotes I usually update every few months but sometimes I get busy. If you see that this hasn't been updated in 3 months dont worry! That's just how I work (I don't know who did the cover. they're on tumblr tho, help me find them.)

GOOD OMENS. GOOD OMENS. GOOD OMENS. GOOD OMENS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Just found somethings about it on here. So I'm making stories about them. Get ready for memes and fluff.

What would happen if the Dursleys lived in Lower Tadfield and Harry grew up with The Them- a collection of drabbles. If this ever sees the light of day, I'll be surprised.

As a rule, generally speaking - Crowley was not hugely fond of weddings. He's said this in many different ways, to many different people. At length. Repeatedly. Usually while quite drunk. Yeah, okay. So maybe Crowley has mixed feelings about the whole wedding thing. So what?

Vague update schedule, unrelated stories. I usually update every few months but sometimes I get busy. If you see that this hasn't been updated in 3 months dont worry! That's just how I work. 1) I'm Set Free: Aziraphale finds himself distracted by a certain demon, and Crowley finds out that he likes having his hair touched 2) This Thing Called Love: Love is in the air and so is frustration. Crowley gets upset and takes a five-day nap, waking only to hang out with Aziraphale and visit The Them [I have never seen titanic it has nothing to do with it] 3) Champagne?: Crowley is dining alone tonight when he gets some company from a stranger he wishes would leave him be 4) Aziraphale Loves: Aziraphale is a lover many things in life, books, good wine, Crowley, wearing sensible shoes, people, but Aziraphale also loves food, and he just happens to have a poorly timed craving for crepes. 5) Crowley Shrugged: The pair had been talking and sipping expensive wine, during their conversation they had started talking about wings and flying, then Aziraphale had stated that he hadn't used his wings in a few hundred years, which had bewildered Crowley 6) Tight Pants: Aziraphale and Crowley go out to dinner and Aziraphale gets jealous when someone invites Crowley back to their flat. Snake!Crowley and wings 7) just an announcement 8) dancing in the rain: Dancing in the rain isn't always ideal, even though it's always quite romantic. A little boy pointed and said 'look, mummy, they're in love' this made Crowley smile and wave at the boy (I've run out of room)

>PLEASE READ BEFORE READING THE STORY< The not so perfect angel Aziraphale, and the not so evil demon Crowley arrive at the Tadfield airbase to stop a satanic 11 year old from ending the world as we know it. A battle between heaven and hell to see who was superior in strength and wit. Winner rules the world. Adam, the direct descendant of the devil himself is left to make a world changing decision. In the story we know he stops everything. Ending a war that hadn't even begun. What if Adam took a step in the opposite direction. Fueled by the anger that people had been lying to him, leaving him in the dark about his real father. Armageddon has begun. The war drums of heaven and hell beat loud and echo throughout the land. Years of fighting between good and evil. Eventually Heaven is worn out and becomes weak and vulnerable. Hell takes the advantage forcing the angels to wave a white flag. Hell has bested heaven. Satan rules with his son by his side. The ineffable future of the world depends on the two it began with. Cover art is mine :)

How could anyone find enough comfort in that awful position to fall asleep? That's a mystery. Although the redhead seemed to be as comfortable as ever, face laying on their crossed arms, hair all over the place, and legs too... Or Aziraphale have to change school mid-year and encounter a particularly sleepy student in his science class. Sorry in advence, english isn't my first language

When 14 year old Amen walked into a quaint little bookshop in Soho London before work they did not expect what was about to happen. In the next few hours they would become a mix of an angel and a demon and become immortal. Aziraphale and Crowley didn't know they would become so attached to this random kid but when they realized it they knew they were in for a wild adventure. Ineffable husbands later in the story.

Biological family doesn't always mean everything. Biological family can hurt you, break you, mock you, or leave you. Blood doesn't always mean everything. True family isn't defined by blood, but rather by true love that can never be taken or forsaken. Warlock Dowling was more than happy to receive the news that Nanny Ashtoreth and Brother Francis are willing to take him and raise him as their own. Although, he did receive a rather large shock upon learning the identity of his former nanny and gardener. But that doesn't really matter, all that matters is that Warlock has the family he always wanted. With adventures that only God could have though up and romances that have been boiling for centuries, the small little town of Tadfield is in for an awakening that no one expected. And sometimes, the unplanned things are the best.

Raphael and Azrael where made by God herself as her children. All the angels where just the help. But soon Raphael asked to many questions and fell. What will happen when Azrael comes to heaven looking for her brother?

Crowley, a demonic Londonite, is in the middle of a very bad breakup when his young babysitting charges ask him about his life before helping to save the world, including how he met and fell in love with his current boyfriend. Crowley flashes back through biblical times and recounts his romances with three supernatural figures, changing their names so that the Them must guess which one is his soon-to-be-ex boyfriend.

A what if of Warlock and Adam being raised by Crowley and Aziraphale as their true selves. As Crowley had picked up the Anti christ he found out that the baby they were supposed to switch him with was being put up for adoption. So Crowley adopts him. He knew this was the start of something special that Aziraphale and him never had before. Yes they've helped kids in the past to find their way through the world. Maybe they can do it again and from the beginning of these kids lives. But what will become of them knowing that the coming war they needed both boys to learn how to be like them.

You and The Doctor have another Earth-Saving task which seems to be routine at this point. The only difference now is that you are expecting. When this mission goes awry you are launched into a parallel universe where a certain demon shares your lovers face. Now it is up to you and the friends you have made to get you back to your own universe and back to your Doctor. Now the only questions are: 'Is there a way back home?' And 'Do I really want to leave?'

Okay let's get to the random fluffy stories and have fun. I'll take request as well. No smut request but angst tradgey and fluff.

Love is in the air and so is frustration. Crowley gets upset and takes a five-day nap, waking only to hang out with Aziraphale and visit The Them