Thethunderbolts Stories

"All I did was try my best This the kind of thanks I get? Unrelentlessly upset (ah, ah, ah) They say these are the golden years But I wish I could disappear Ego crush is so severe God, it's brutal out here I feel like no one wants me And I hate the way I'm perceived I only have two real friends And lately, I'm a nervous wreck 'Cause I love people I don't like And I hate every song I write And I'm not cool and I'm not smart"

Just short and sweet Marvel textfics. There will be multiple parts to this book. These are all featuring you as shown by the y/n- your name responses.

In preparation for my MCU Thunderbolts story, I'd like to introduce you to the team. It's going to be very different from the real MCU version

With your feet on the air and your head on the ground Try this trick and spin it, yeah (Yeah) Your head will collapse, and there's nothing in it And you'll ask yourself Where is my mind? Where is my mind? Where is my mind?

In which Anakin Sawyer is placed into a different point of the MCU. Anakin Sawyer, A demon, works for Valentina. He should have known having someone okay with him being a demon was too odd to be true.

"You can't go to school in that dress Unless you're covering your legs Can't show yourself off like that No-Oho Oh, if you knew all of my friends What they're up to, what they're smoking Sure, you'll be losing your head No-Oho Every tale needs a villain Every friend needs a foe Every church needs a sinner Every old-fashioned mind needs a hoe Hi Mom, got drunk again Pictures on the internet What will the people say Hi Mom, and by the way Hooked up with a girl today Neighbors going to be ashamed Yeah, you had it coming I'm all you never wanted Hi Mom, I'll always be The black sheep of the family It's in my DNA My DNA Lalala lalala (It's in my DNA) My DNA Lalala lalala (It's in my DNA) When you said 'stay home' I went out Did the things you weren't allowed Maybe your jealous of me No-Oho You're scared cause they always warned ya Saying 'like mother like daughter' The rotten apple don't fall far From the tree" In which when Yelena Belova died she was reborn as Marlene McKennen from one of the few books she read after getting her freedom, wanting to have some kind of tether to a childhood she never had. Now she might actually get the childhood she never had and always wanted.

Elodie Fisher, Catalyst, used to be one of the greats. A hero who spent her time with Captain America, unlearning the ways she was once taught back in the lab. Steve Rogers, the man she looked up to as a father, left her only to die of old age a couple of months later. It was the lack of emotion that caused her to crawl, hands and knees, into Valentina's cunning hands, forcing her to meet a group of questionably moraled anti-heroes; The Thunderbolts. A Bob Reynolds love story.

This is a collection of small adorably random one shot marvel stories me and my friends write instead of thinking of d**msday to keep us and you guys sane!

(Thunderbolts* 2025) After being sent to their deaths in a vault-- Yelena Belova, (Y/n) (L/n), Taskmaster, Ghost, Alexei Shostakov, Bucky Barnes, and John Walker go after their boss, Valentina Allegra De Fontaine-- to stop a powerful force she created-- The Void. I do not own any of the characters or storyline!

The Thunderbolts are known for destruction, dysfunction, and public disapproval. So naturally, someone at HQ thought the best way to improve their image was a live-streamed reality show. Now trapped in a luxury compound with cameras in every corner, the world's most volatile antiheroes must endure team-building exercises, humiliating challenges, forced bonding time-and each other. New recruit Deliah Smith-deadpan, telekinetic, and so very over it-just wants to keep her head down and not commit a felony on national television. But between Yelena's gleeful chaos, Bob's accidental sex appeal, John's relentless rebranding attempts, and Bucky Barnes refusing to participate unless bribed with coffee, that might be asking too much. Confessionals will be brutal. Alliances will shift. And no one-not even the producers-is ready for how live and chaotic this is about to get.

Bob Reynolds x Reader Drabble

It sounded like people were going flying left right and center. A cacophony of noises I had never heard before and definitely not able to tell what they were coming from were echoing around whatever room my box was in. It was a rather large room from what I could tell. The sound of an impact and the sound of the eventual crash of an individual had at least a second gap. Which was a terrifying thought. Someone was sending these people flying. And to make matters worse my box rumbled again after what sounded like a bomb echoed around me. Oh great, more gunshots. I guess today is the day I die. --- Thunderbolts*, but what if there was another human experiment besides Bob?

Sylvia Ellis didn't plan on joining a superhero team. But when you wake up half-dead in a crater and the Thunderbolts decide you're funny enough to keep around, you roll with it. She doesn't have powers. She's just really good at shooting things and knowing when to stay quiet. Also: excellent at surviving explosions. Her teammates are chaotic. Her missions are weird. And her older brother Caleb? Totally normal. Works in tech. Sends her dumb memes. Checks in once a week to make sure she's sleeping and not, you know, on fire. Everything is fine. Really. Probably.

(Thunderbolts* 2025) Stuck in a death trap, an unconventional team of antiheroes -- Yelena Belova, Bucky Barnes, Red Guardian, Ghost, John Walker, and (Y/n) (L/n) -- embark on a dangerous mission that forces them to confront the darkest corners of their pasts. They meet an odd brunette named Bob and work together to confront their boss, Valentina-- and become New York's newest superhero team, The Thunderbolts*. I do not own the characters or storyline besides (Y/n)'s.

Time travel wasn't on the mission brief. But when the Thunderbolts stumble across a mysterious machine mid-op, things go from bad to "we just broke history" in under five seconds. Now flung into the past-same place, different time-they're trying to blend in, stay alive, and not ruin the timeline more than they already have. Too bad blending in isn't exactly their strong suit. Enter Evelyn Delaney: sharp mind, sharper tongue, and a dangerously unpredictable temper. She's tactical in the field and a total wildcard off the clock. When reality starts unraveling around them, Evelyn might be the only one unhinged enough to put it back together. Jokes will be made. Enemies will be punched. Timelines will be violated. Just another day with the Thunderbolts.

Just some needy Bob headcanons. NSFW themes, suggestive content, MDNI.

finite ; having limits or bounds You knew that Bob had limits when it came to love and relationships. But with you, he is wiling to break those limits.

The Thunderbolts fought their hardest to defeat Sentry, but quickly retreated after realizing his strength. Yelena took the group back to her apartment to develop a plan, a plan that included more than Bucky, Alexei, Ava, John, and her. Svitlana Romanoff was originally on the Avengers, after being rescued by her sister from Hydra. Tony saw her potential and willingness to fight, so he gave her the tools she needed. A suit just like his, knowledge of technology, and loads of training. Lana was right next to Natasha, Steve, and Sam when they were fighting the Winter Soldier. She helped motivate Steve to get back his best friend. But, once Bucky was rescued, Lana and him became more than just teammates. The battle of Thanos destroyed Lana's life, taking everything she knew. After Tony's funeral, she left everything behind and cut the remainder of her friends off. Yelena knew Lana was their last option, a mastermind that combined most of the Avengers personal strengths. She just had to convince her sister to come out of hiding and help the team. Thought not talking to her sister for over a year, and knowing she has bad blood with Bucky and Alexei, Yelena isn't sure how she will convince Lana to help. ***** Story flashes between past tense of the old Avengers and current state of the Thunderbolts. The battle with Sentry will be altered compared to the movie, and some timelines will be slightly off.

It always starts the same. A glance. A mistake. A moment too long. They're killers, spies, ghosts, gods. But none of them were ready for her. These six short stories trace the sharp edge of unexpected love: chaotic, brutal, soft, and slow-burning. Some women break your heart. Some women make it beat again. Six Ways to Fall. And maybe one way back. ___ After all the stories i've written its nice to write some short ones for each Thunderbolt as they all deserve some love (yes even John)