Thevees Stories

haiiii :D this is a story I wrote for English class but didn't continue it cuz I dont the teacher to think Im freaky or something :3 anywho this is also radioapple and its my 2nd story! :D ENJOYYY~~~

On the day of the extermination---At the start of the New Year---Amidst all the chaos a human mysteriously ends up in Hell. All of demons that have heard the rumors want this one human because they are among the rarest of the rare---A Human with a Pure Hearted Soul. A rare delicacy or victory for Demons for those that would want nothing more than to defile it. Their only hope of finding a way home is through the Princess of Hell's Passion Project, and a certain Overlord craving for a new form of entertainment. (Cover design is done by me and shading is done by KenRyu 😄)

[THE COVER ART IS NOT MINE!!!] Marie has been loving and innocent all her life. That didn't change when her ruthless older brother killed their parents and intended to keep her by his side. In fact, she never got a chance to stop being so helpless and good. Finding yourself in Hell for unintentional suicide and murder in the age od eighteen sounds really bad itself, though Marie's never gonna be sure if she ended up worse or better. Very soon after her death, she was found and taken in by two mighty overlords. The TV-head-media one is really influential, power-hungry and in the end dangerously self-absorbed. The moth-film-pimp one treats all of his employees badly, he's a sexaholic and a man of many cruel kinks. And yet, when they're around Marie, they're both so different from their usual attitudes. Vox praises her and cares for her, like if she was a treasure for him. Valentino's very charming and soft, like of she was the only person who he's physically unable to use. They both never intend to lay their hands on her in order to harm her. But that doesn't make Marie's afterlife with them any good. Her desperate brother is not making it better either. Alastor thinks he needs to save his little sister from his enemies, but he isn't really saving her. Actually, the more time passes, the more Marie feels like any one of them isn't good for her. And she's scared of what's coming because of this.

Victoria Bane-Hell's Nightingale, ruthless CEO of Bane Records, and secret daughter of The First Man-never planned to mingle with sinners. But when an unexpected call from her brother lands her at the Hazbin Hotel, she's forced to spend time with the misfits she used to ignore. Between chaotic rehabilitation attempts, unexpected new allies, and the threat of her divine heritage, Victoria has bigger problems than her damaged reputation Especially now that she's caught the attention of Alastor, the Radio Demon, whose interest in her is far from innocent. Can a songbird survive in a predator's world... or will she sing for him willingly?

In The Hazbin Hotel a metallic being crashed down onto hell and it was revealed to be the Son of Ultron and Jocasta named Orion who became a hero known as Infinity Sentinel

The Vees definitely have awesome adventures all the time, so here are some of those stories.

Dear readers, I am making this before season 2 is even out so I have no idea what I'm even doing 😂 I just wanted to write this because I can't wait for the release and I desperately want my fan theories to come true. Thanks for reading! *WARNING: I'VE SEEN THE EARLY PREVIEWS AND LEAKS FOR S2- but I didn't really spoil anything aside from what was already revealed. IF you don't want to see smth similar to the big leaks, I suggest you skip the heaven portion of chapter 1 :) - This is not my original series! All credit goes to viziepop and her lovely ideas!

"Vox you've been working too hard you need sleep." I say as concern fills my eyes. "Don't worry doll, im fi-" Before he could finish his sentence his screen changed to show a warning screen. "Warning! Battery at 10%" "You were saying?" I finally say breaking the long period of silence we were just in. "Fuck off." He grumbles out before resting his head in the crook of my neck. (Prompt idea from DuoChromeDrizzle on ao3!) ─── ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ ─── Started: 06/01/2024 Ended: 06/01/2024 ─── ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ ───

In which Vox learns to touch grass. 1.2K words

Heyyy So this book is gonna be a bit chaotic Valentino x OC 1 = Sarah Vox x OC 2 = Sophie Alastor x OC 3 = Evelyn Angel dust x OC4 = Liv 4 different people who are OC - get to pick 1-4

Message me with any requests! <3

"I'm drunk..." he mumbled, his breath warm against my skin. His eyes were half closed and his hands started lazily tracing patterns on my back. He chuckled to himself, the sound slightly slurred from the alcohol. I tense up slightly as he kisses my neck but quickly relax as I sigh. "I'm glad we're self aware. Come on, let me get you to your room." I try to gently pry him off of me so I can start leading him to his room. He clings to me tightly, his grip refusing to loosen, still nuzzling his face against my neck. "I don't want to go to my room," he whined, pressing his body against mine. "I want to stay with you." he mumbled. ─── ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ ─── Started: 05/19/2024 Ended: 05/19/2024 ─── ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ ───

This story will be about how all the VEE's met and how they formed together to actually became the VEE's. (Mostly Vox and Valentino, so that means tons of Staticmoth) This book isn't canon. (Unless I somehow managed to guess the lore perfectly)

A RadioStatic toxic love

OneShots or Scenarios from Hazbin Hotel. Sometimes Smut. OneShots or Scenarios on requests

A shitty fanfic of my persona traveling to Hazbin Hotel's universe and happens to accidentally teleport straight into The Vee's tower. Whaty, a creation of stars, tries to become a parent figure in Vox's life after seeing behind the scenes of how Hell really is like it's name-it's fucking Hell. As the two began to develop a friendship, a particular light-attracted overlord spoils it all. Will the two close friends repair their relationship, or fall on their knees towards the second coming of Satan named Valentino? !No ships besides canon ones! Book cover art is mine!!

♤ The credits for Hazbin Hotel characters and the book cover goes to Vivziepop ♡ May contain spoilers from season 1-2 ◇ I take requests but I may or may not write them ☆ No OC's, no y/n, just the characters in the series! ♧ No pedophilia, no incest, no rape ♤ TW's and info of the story in the beginning of each one ♡ Most are funny scenarios Emotes: 💝 Fluff 💢 Angst 🐔 Crack/ Fun scenarios 🫐 Uncategorized

Lucifer and Alastor hate each other, it's obvious from the moment Lucifer walked through the front door of the hotel. But when Lucifer and Alastor are forced to sleep in the same room, things take a turn, for the worse or better? That has yet to be determined... Please note, Lucifer and Alastor are QUEER PLATONIC PARTNERS.

Basically this is just a bunch of oneshots with the ppl from heaven but idk. I'll probably update this once I get farther into the story, but basically instead of a hotel, it's just a big house and the people in heaven are also living there. DISCLAIMER: I do not own Hazbin Hotel or any of its characters.

(Alastor x female OC) ~~Hi there I'm Chloe if you like this let me know I'm only writing this to help practice I haven't wrote in years 😅 so please be nice to me and let me know if I should start doing requests? Maybe I can write one shots to help practice some. I'm just winging this right now. ~~((I don't own the art on the cover check out the artist on their platforms))