Thevees Stories

🪼⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ ⤷ " 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘪 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 ? " | vox x reader oneshots | requests : open

This is an AU and will be explained in the Author's note.

"I broke my vows to shield my flock from a tyrant on Earth; do not think I won't tear Hell apart to do the same thing." In 1945, Father Julian Mercer went down in flames. Literally, a ruthless regime set his parish ablaze on a random Sunday Morning. He used his final breaths to usher every single soul to safety, staying behind just long enough for the cathedral ceiling to collapse, consuming him in a fiery martyrdom. He woke up in Purgatory, scarred by the ash and the weight of his "sins"-secrets of forbidden love, broken vows of celibacy, and unsanctioned same-sex marriages performed in the dark to protect his people. Eighty years later, the waiting room of the afterlife finally spits him out. Julian drops straight into the chaotic madness of the Pride Ring in 2026. Transformed into a ram demon with sweeping horns and the permanent burns of his execution, he has no interest in Heaven. He knows exactly why he was sent below, and he is entirely unapologetic. Seeking nothing but a quiet place to exist, Julian stumbles into the Hazbin Hotel. He expects hypocritical lectures on morality; instead, he finds Charlie Morningstar's genuine, naive hope, a cynical bartender who remembers the old days, and Anthony-Angel Dust. For the first time since the 1940s, Julian finds a soul who speaks his language, shares his era, and carries an internalized shame that Julian spent his living life trying to heal. As an ancient pastoral instinct sparks to life, a slow, fiercely protective bond forms between the former priest and Hell's favorite star. But what happens when Father Mercer finds out the man he's fallen for is owned, and he happens to have enough money to buy the contract?

You know, proper Wattpad behavior. They might loosely tied together to tell an overarching story~ Right now, the high school one and Valentino chapters are the best.

I'm vox

OneShots or Scenarios from Hazbin Hotel. Sometimes Smut. OneShots or Scenarios on requests

Just what it sounds like. Be prepared for weirdness.

A cute little staticmoth fan fiction with no nsfw or adult themes. There is swears aswell.

The Vees definitely have awesome adventures all the time, so here are some of those stories.

After the extermination, the Vees celebrates Alastor's dissapearance. But... Alastor did not say gone for long. This information enrages the three, but it seems that Vox is more angered and frustrated than the other two. Well, maybe they'll have to deal with Alastor themselves... Or do something else. ( This story is based off from my book "Lies of the Skies". This is basically Chapter Four, but it focuses more on the Vees. )

➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶IM KNOWN AS THE BEEF MASTER NO ONE KNOWS IM THE ULTIMATE MASTER➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶ Vee somehow ends up in hell? Will she be able to find her way back into garden view or stay with these drunk, s3x repulsed, murderious,gluttonous,Cannablistic Sinners and overlords? I DONT OWN THE HAZBIN HOTEL CHARACTERS AND I DONT OWN THE DANDYS WORLD VEE THIS IS JUST FOR FUN VERY SLOW UPDATES :P

"Sorry but not really." I mumbled sleepily as I placed the pillow over his face and screen to try to drown out the light and noise. I guess I may have pressed the pillow down too hard on his screen cause it woke him up. "What in the world-" He mumbled sleepily, removing the pillow from his face, "What's going on, doll? Why did you do that-?" He questioned, blinking tiredly. I stare at him for a moment as he's now holding onto my pillow. "You need a mute button." I mumble as I rub my eyes tiredly. ─── ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ ─── I saw a TikTok that had a theory that Vox's screen played his dreams and I knew I just had to write this short little oneshot!! ─── ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ ─── Started: 05/27/2024 Ended: 05/27/2024 ─── ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ ───

Lucifer and Alastor hate each other, it's obvious from the moment Lucifer walked through the front door of the hotel. But when Lucifer and Alastor are forced to sleep in the same room, things take a turn, for the worse or better? That has yet to be determined... Please note, Lucifer and Alastor are QUEER PLATONIC PARTNERS.

When Valentino is scheduled to win an award, the rest of the Vees make an appearance in support. With unfortunate timing, Vox has a seizure. I was inspired by a headcanon that Vox has epilepsy, posted by @ koshowosho on TikTok.

Which Hazbin Hotel characters are overrated, underrated or in between in your opinion? Comment in the chapters! (Celebration of Pride Month) Art not mine

| | Alastor is Aroace, and Vox has a crush on him. What will happen? | |

In which Vox learns to touch grass. 1.2K words

(Alastor x female OC) ~~Hi there I'm Chloe if you like this let me know I'm only writing this to help practice I haven't wrote in years 😅 so please be nice to me and let me know if I should start doing requests? Maybe I can write one shots to help practice some. I'm just winging this right now. ~~((I don't own the art on the cover check out the artist on their platforms))

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