Thiccc Histoires

grape zaddy mm thicc

straight out the strip club

Hey I'm Dirt, and welcome to the show. I been alive for a long time..... I don't remember how long. Before you ask no I don't know how the world started, I'm not that old Baka! >\\\\\<. Well anyways I work now at a coffee shop GutenGonuts and try to live a normal collage student life. Trying to get my degree and find someone. I don't know what I'm looking for.... I just want a friend that's I don't outlive hahahaha, sorry it's a immortal joke. Welp enjoy (Chapters our slowly due to still going to school and work as well and yes I drew that myself. It's dirt :D)

A group of youngsters come together to create "STAHP", although some of the chapters were written without their consent and without them knowing at all. A book filled with color and personality although all you see is text, a screen, and Wattpad's name. Along the way, you will meet new fantastic people, whose personalities will make you smile, cringe, or both. Corinne: Sloth-lover, ramen-noodle head, Corinne loves Shrek more than ever. Her viola is quite "THICCC", she preferred it if you called her "Shrek the Second". Jackson: The smartie, know-it-all, blackberry-loving, white boy, who is engaged to his violin, Itmund (It for short). He is constantly afraid of Mother and Reeses pieces. David: He's brown, he's Mexican, and often chokes on grapes. He loves marine animals and cannot play a fourth finger note on his violin. He also cannot spell. Did I mention he's brown? Rijul: He's smart, tall, skinny, and loves to play with his balls. Tennis balls, you moron. If you try to catch him during his free time, it's impossible since he's always out playing with his balls using his Waffle Stick. He likes to slouch often while playing his viola. Favorite catchphrase: YOU'RE ALL STUPID AS BOARDS! Helena: She is nerdy, artistic, and loves memes. Legend says she's got the spirit of Hitler, but the charm of Donald Trump. She is most likely to become the next dictator. Jose: The pervert, he is a well-known detective with mad investigation skills bestowed upon him by the ancestors of Sherlock Holmes. He has a strange fear of tea...teaphobia? He is currently evading British authority. Jena: She spends time writing stories such as these. She tries her best to make you laugh, she also messes up her sentences, but her secretary, Barry B. Benson, and her unnamed editor are always there to help her. Can't find a personality that matches you? That's okay because you don't want to be like them. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) Highest Rank: #229 in Humor ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

Just me saying "Damn She dummy thicc" But extending thicc and in all caps

This is what my life would be like if I married Mia's uncle (An informative piece, with metaphors that hint at the human condition and how social media is negatively affects our psychological wellbeing)

Thicc nick had a Big Dick, but he was afraid that he crush Brittney wouldn't like it cause it was so big it barely fit in Brittney's tight hole! Read more to find out what happens next ♥

that is not me that is my friends on thing

Love not fall in love, because everything that falls, get broken.

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a day in the life of a thicc 13 YO boy

i'm so sorry for making this but i got bored lmao💀