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this is a cry for help

Since the Kindergarten, Articy has always had this humungous crush on Banzy, although Banzy never really seemed interested. Articy's obsession with him is becoming less health each passing day, to the point where he stalks him on all of his social medias. It seems like Articy may have a chance until Flame comes into the picture. find out what happens next or whatever olloloo

y/n gets in a relationship with Colonel Sanders after being heartbroken by Shrek 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

this is a cry for help

i humbly apologize, but then again. i don't. Yes every chapter is the same picture of Ted. schlatt's kinky boots

This is literally a story I made in the comments of a fanfic so... enjoy? I thought it was ass but whatever...

So hot 🧽🧽 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑

read hoes

Get clapped m8 Piftin till I die Who I wrote this art with ---> @honeystopNOW

A BLOB LOVE STORY 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😩😩😩😩😩 *cutely farts*

Idk lolzies

You guys , of you se ethis please dont ignore , people are dying!

I hate myself

Gemini tries to return to his place in the godly realm, and if he happens to meet the reincarnations of his brethren- well, then its up to the gods to decide their fate.

this is a joke please dont kill me neil 😍 cover photo credit: year of the snake by neil cicierega any and all typos are on purpose and are added for comedic affect holy shit what #1 in the mcdonalds tag as of june 21st 2021

story of my life

I'm smiling, but inside I'm crying 💔😭🥀 Shrek x reader (It's only the first episode tho, if ur interested why, read this!🥵) This is satire, if you didn't know that already Y/N= your name Oneshot,, Don't think it's an oneshot anymore 😔

NYEHEHE THE GENDER FAIRY IS GOING TO STEAL YOUR GENDER AND PUT A COOLROCK UNDER YOUR PILLOW FOR IT