Thisisacryforhelp Stories

Note: A mostly satire book, I wanted it to have an actual purpose. I hope you find it funny. Description: A commentary and attempt to capture what is so alluring about romance media (ex. Fifty Shades of Grey). Two expected lovers trauma bonding until they get to bang it out and form a cringey/unstable relationship, but it's okay, because the love interest is hot, of course.

Desciption

Gemini tries to return to his place in the godly realm, and if he happens to meet the reincarnations of his brethren- well, then its up to the gods to decide their fate.

this is a joke please dont kill me neil 😍 cover photo credit: year of the snake by neil cicierega any and all typos are on purpose and are added for comedic affect holy shit what #1 in the mcdonalds tag as of june 21st 2021

This is the best this that I have ever done. This is my only accomplishment in life. This is the pinnacle of my existence. This is what true happiness feels like. This was all written by my friends, not me. Its beauty.

Random shit

so this is a wittle thing i wrote i hope u wike it owo pweases like it owo seriously, read at your own risk my dudes. uwu

Get clapped m8 Piftin till I die Who I wrote this art with ---> @honeystopNOW

uhh yeah i shipped it for a bit and this garbage came out. i dont think this is a good story because i didnt have a plan for it but i spent quite a bit of time writing this and i dont want it to go to waste Also #5 in boyinaband isnt bad for a fanfic i wasnt even planning on publishing at first Also i just want to clarify that irl shipping isnt okay, and if either roomie or dave say they are uncomfortable with being shipped, i will delete this without hesitation. People's love lives are not for our personal enjoyment, and i will respect the boundaries that they put down

These are all short stories written by yours truly. Some are based off of songs. These were for writing practice.

I hate myself

A collection of small tales that are bound to bring goosebumps, though enjoy at your own risk, and enjoy the time you have left...

wtf

i humbly apologize, but then again. i don't. Yes every chapter is the same picture of Ted. schlatt's kinky boots

So real so real (Why did I write this seriously) Also credits to one of my friends @deeznutsdel for helping me with some of the characters personalities.

You guys , of you se ethis please dont ignore , people are dying!

this is a cry for help

Red has been living on Mt. Silver for a year now, training for his eventual return to the league. Blue, to the other trainer's surprise, heads up Mt. Silver by himself. What happens when things don't go as planned for the cocky rival though, and Red finds him laying in the snow unconscious?