Thisisajoke storie

Late night, you really want a Big Mac, you go to McDonalds and end up meeting the man himself, Ronald McDonald. After Ronald and you exchange texts and go on a date, a relationship begins to form. With every relationship there is troubles, and jealousy in Ronald's case. Will everything be okay in the end?

Just a bunch of random stories I write when I'm bored, request some ships if ya want lol. (PLEASE LEAVE IF SMUT OR SEXUAL STUFF MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE!!!)

They fuck

For arsonist, murderers, stabbers, staggers, and hate crime makers

This story starts off with two guys who have a STRONG hatred for each other. When they get kidnapped and forced into a hot tub by y/n (the crackhead🤪🍷) they find they have love for each other. Oh did I mention she kinnapped this homophobic bitch that nobody liked to! How will they escape Who will die first Will y/n go to speech therapy (This is a crack fic between 3 dudes in our school please do not take this seriously it's a joke)

Steve finds himself alone in his basement again -he's lonely again. With nothing to do he sets out in hopes of finding true love

a diary? idk. in other words, short chapters about my shit life. enjoy side note- most of the things i write are depressing things about my life. i seem to not have much to say about the happy things. so most of it's sad. and this is just for me, it may not be interesting for you, but idk i feel like i can't talk to anyone so i'm doing this.

A sorrowful story of how two miserable sad pathetic idiots fall in love with each other. . . . An unholy fiction on how Trump and Biden go head over heels over one another. A Wattpad written with excellent grammar and spellings. Its magnificence will purify your soul even after reading such ungodly text.

a romance between 2 boys, inspired by something I happened in class. It was a joke but now I'm making a fanfic about it now. wow anyways- **WARNING BOY X BOY IF YOU DONT LIKE F^CK OFF** (btw they are 17 in highschool) P.S. this is my first fanfic so I apologized for any mistakes :>

I wrote this a while back

Michael Cera spots you trying to sneak a picture of him on a train, you never thought your day would turn out this way....

Enemies to lovers type of thing. Also this is a joke. May have some bad grammar. Also has cussing and some violence! No smut Haitus

Here's some imagines about our favourite quirky extroverted girly y/n

Garfield's and Deku's first day at Gay Highschool what could happen Written by: Peepeepoopoo, Sticky, and Ween (in order)

This is an Enemies to lovers with twists and turns that will shock you Jk I'm so sorry mimi and Harley 

fuk lots of fuk cover art is not mine. obviously.

this is a joke by the way

this is completely satire. me and my friends thought it would be funny to write this so it probably won't be very good.

Eriko and Irene have gotten themselves into a bit of a pickle. Although, I wouldn't call fucking each other while being married to other people a pickle Disclaimer: I do not condone cheating. This is for entertainment purposes . If you are unhappy in a relationship, break it off.

I'm very upset because everyone seems to think everyone on this God forsaken website is AmErIcAn OoOoOh. Yeah fuck off. The US ain't even that good. almost half of the country thinks coronavirus comes from Corona beer. If almost half of the country thinks that, then the US needs to declare a state if emergency. Oh and you have Trump. At least Boris isn't as shit as Donald boy. You should've voted in Bernie. You fucking casuals.