Thisisamess Stories

Slime: help help help A yeti: Reki! What's wrong? Slime: The police is after me Cat: DNEWDIEWNODEWMODWEMODEW Carla: Turn 150 degrees to the left. Slime: CARLA!? Just a random fanfic

Esca Dohvald and Rinn Loer are best friends, and their respective familial wealth keeps them away from the war that batters on the kingdom. But things change when the Dohvald family spellbook goes missing and Rinn is to blame. Esca's parents disappear and it's up to her and her siblings to find Rinn and stop him from massacring the enemy and destroying himself in the process.

Just a bunch of Sanders Sides one-shots written by yours truly. A lot of song fics. No smut :-)

It's a mess. So ya. That's it. Either enjoy reading the crappy quotes that I actually love, or you can leave the story. I really don't care. It's not here to get views or reads or... Whatever you get up here. It's pretty much just here so I can go back and look at them rather than search for them.

here i post quite questionable things. feel free to read, but you'll most likely end up regretting it.

So.. i wanna write a book.. and i got tons of ideas but don't know which I should use and how. I'm gonna give some basic information and you just.. like comment. please? idk (it's not like this will get reads anyways... who would want to read notes for a book when you can read ff)

Serafina is a child who is dead and is living in the afterlife in a place called Ani Creek where children go to experience a life of their own since they never had a chance to live and grow up in the big world. Every child have knowledge of how they died and what their purpose is when they reach the afterlife...every child except Serafina. She doesn't know how she died and doesn't know what her destiny is in the afterlife. She starts to think she wasn't meant to die yet and should be given a second chance of living in the big world. But what happens when she accidentally discovers something about her past that changes her mindset and brings new questions to keep in mind. * Was someone keeping her past life a secret? Will she ever know how she died? And the most important question of all, Will knowing her past life help her to uncover what her purpose is in Ani Creek?

'"You seem like a bitch, I'm glad I don't know you." He hissed, shaking leaves out of his horned hair.' Follow Tord and Tom on their journey through space and time to discover their lost selves in wonderland! Well- not quite wonderland, but- with flying colours and rainbows, it'll do.

I have just recently started to have a certain liking to poetry and well...this is the result. *WARNING MOST OF THESE POEMS ARE EXTREMELY CRINGE WORTHY SO DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU* And now enjoy.... *starts pacing nervously back and forth*

read the title dumbass

Athena joins the marines at 15. An exception was made for her after a tragic accident. At the age of 19 she is sent home or well her new home. Read to find out what happens through Athena's life serving her country and finding out who she really is. This would never happen. Im not a service member im going off of my knowledge if I fet something wrong please tell me so I can fix it.

A fan fiction ;)

This sounds stupid I know, what's an Astro boy x male / non-binary reader. don't like, don't read. Pulled text from story: ["Who are you?" he asked. I wished I could find out who was hiding in there. "Don't bother man, he won't talk. I don't think he can." sludge said as he jumped down. I looked back at the figure, and looked for any indication that I knew him. He felt so familiar, it was so weird. I could see his Violet tinted eyes and knew something was up. "why-why can't he talk?" I asked not taking my eyes off the figure in the shadows. "Dunno. but, he's a menace on hammeg". I looked at the figure and made a choice. "come with us, we won't hurt you." the figure contemplated this, and then stepped out of the shadows...] Hey... this is a weird book.... boy x boy... oof.

I'm just going to write random thoughts in here. It's like a public diary, but not because I'm not writing super personal stuff. ...Wow this description was a train wreck, just like this book... Yay!

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this au follows the (joke?) lore that connor made, with dream being his parent and dream dating schlatt & george. atm the au isn't complete, and george might not be included in the relationship. it might just be schlatt x dream. this au also heavily focuses on dream & schlatt atm. ima make a chapter with info, and ill probably constantly update that chapter as i put the au together-

One doesn't return to the haunted house.... The other ghosts are rightfully concerned Underground 6 fanfic (I don't curse and this is also posted on ao3 under shadowfox1324 as well. Updates periodically)

esoteric adj. something that is only understood by a select group of people this only looks nice because i have a personal obligation to keep up at least sOme sort of an (inconsistent) aesthetic (its jUST SPAM lmao you might get some spoilers for stories if you're patient enough)