Thisisawful Stories

Urban Legend for school that I left on a cliffhanger

This is made as a joke I PROMISE

So yeah, just a 5 minute story with absoultely no editing.

This is kinda my first ever piece of writing so it's probably awful......

Spongebob Squarepants and Squidward Tentacles get sent on a secret mission to the Chum Bucket to foil the plans of Plankton. While in an attempt to stop Plankton from stealing the Krabby Patty formula, SpongeBob figures out a different secret formula, the one to Squidward's heart. DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NOR HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THESE CHARACTERS OR SETTINGS, THEY ALL BELONG TO NICKELODEON, PLEASE DON'T SUE ME LMAO PS: I would also like to brag about the fact that all of the chapter names are Spongebob episode titles

❝where a girl who misses her childhood friend.❞ part of [our life] series

As the mom and dad went through the thing's in the last book, they adopt a new Amity

This is going to suck, I came up with the idea randomly but it will be longer than my first x reader fic with Dave. If someone could tell me where the image came from I will credit them here: Warnings: Swearing, Fluff, Dave being poorly written You belong to You... Or is it your parents? I dunno. The other characters are either based off of your real life people or belong to Andrew Hussie, who owns Homestuck Hope you like this TRAIN WRECK!

Barbershop au OwO

The pinecone countries have been at war for centuries. Due to the never ending relentless battles, a young pinecone by the name of Jared, was left an orphan. Raised by a humble shepard who found him next to the corpses of his late parents, Jared trained to be a warrior. Will Jared be able to prove his worth to his country, or will be just be another lowly pinecone orphan?

Not gonna lie, this is complete crap. It's a compilation of short stories I write. I will try to put trigger warnings at the beginning of each chapter.

(((hi! this book was made in 2015-2016. i published this book recently again because it's actually super cool to look back at the things i used to do/enjoy. this is simply for laughs and the sake of nostalgia. anyway, continue.))) The cover and the default under ink white border around the words is totally ironic I swear

Uh hi there, this is my first fanfiction I hope you like it somehow lmao So, uh, Popee and the gang practise a trick or something idk just read it

I was tagged. Game on.

A few notes before we go all the way in: ~Just because I write it doesn't mean I believe it ~This is satire, and it gets messed up at times. You've been warned. ~Enemies to lovers only works if it's gay. Babes, if I wanted to see straight people hating each other I'd go listen to my parents fight. ~All cops are bastards. Yes, all cops, most especially Javert ~Valjean has a great ass. Nuff said. ~Two men hating each other is inherently and intrinsically homoerotic, change my mind.

do you ever listen to the voices in your head ?

Rap flow poetic justice of my inner mind. Or I'm just stoned. #dead #problems #itsallalie #whatofit #madness #free #love #hate #reasons