Thisiswhywecanthavenicethings Stories

Contains lyrics of Taylor's every song in her album "Reputation". 2017 © Taylor Swift, Big Machine Records

What happens when our oh dear reader has no recollection of their past and stumbles upon the Slender mansion? Read to find out in this killer romance! DISCLAIMER: •This story is a Jeff the Killer x Reader story that is as realistic as a I can possibly make it. •This story is completely mine although I have drawn inspiration from others on how the portrayed the characters aside from their base personality traits. •Constructive criticism is always welcome but hateful comments themselves will be blocked. •This story will have violence, gore, torture methods, and sexual themes involved therefore I do recommend only older readers to read this (so you have been warned).

if you read the description from my other story you know

Ch1 Error uses Inks brush without his permission... Ch2 during a battle with Ink, Fresh shows up and tags Error Ch3 Ink visits DanceTale and sees Error breakdancing Ch4 Error goes to Toriel's house for a piece of pie Ch5 Error thInks the only way to win is to completely annihilate your opponent Ch6 Fresh is sad and Error cheers him up Ch7 Why is Error and fresh banned from Undercafe Ch8 Ink bugs Error to see his puppets

You saw the title. Watch out, it's a young person having an opinion! XD

《He sat on the chair apprehensively. What if the hat didn't put him anywhere? Was he going to screw up his chance to start over before he even started school? The hat wondered at his mind. His ability to think on his feet and to stress to an impossible degree made him a candidate for Ravenclaw. He possessed such loyalty and had always strived to work hard; the hat could tell. A Hufflepuff, perhaps? Phil the sorting hat sensed the immense bravery behind the boy's actions despite the fear that was also present in some of his best moments. He also had the ability to bear guilt that he should not carry and take the blame for crimes he did not commit. Perhaps a Gryffindor then. Ah, but there was a darkness to the boy. He longed earnestly for family and forgiveness. Common among the Slytherins, as they were often mistreated or judged. His leadership qualities were strong as well, and he focused well when trying to accomplish important goals. Slytherin was a valid possibility, but where to put him? Phil thought for a moment, if hats could truly think that is. "Better be...》 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The title says part of it, but you'll have to read to find out the rest. Warning: May contain dark scenes

Life is hilarious if you know where to look. This is a collection of funny things my siblings and I have said, funny stories and more.

Taylor SWIFT hakkında çok bilinmeyen güncel haberler , genellikle yeni albümü 'Reputation' hakkında bilgi içeren ( Reputation'daki şarkıların en doğru bir şekilde sözleri gibi ...) bir kitaptır. Ve biz Swiftie'lere armağandır .............

Two men living together Story of the unwanted man full of love and the player looking to fill his needs Boy x Boy / Guy x Guy KISSING/MILD SEX SCENE

Just some one-shots of gay ships from Haikyuu. I can take requests too, so request what you'd like to see for the ships. There will be fluff, triggering things so if you see trigger warnings and you're sensitive to that topic you don't have to read it, there most likely won't be smut but I'm full of surprises so you never know

read the titles morons

Ever since he was a child Antfrost was told if he was good, kind, did morally right things and was who he needed to be, his life would be good. He'd have what was told to him as a "Fairytale ending". But.... it hasn't really played out that way. No matter how good. No matter how kind. No matter what. That didn't ever happen. He is only left to wonder what did he do to deserve all of this. And where did it all go wrong. Now left alone with just the Eggpire and a missing part of his heart he tries to get his life back together. ((Ignore the cover i just needed something))

Some ramblings of my mind written as if a poem. All rights reserved. Cover by Holly_Summers.

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This book is wayyyyyyy to overdue. I said at one point I would write a book for The Club, a story part in my Phillip x Yuliy one shots book...soooooo here it is.

Kylo tries his hand at playing the table game... to disastrous consequences. Based on this video here: https://www.instagram.com/p/B7jHsIwjS6j/?igshid=1nnzc4ekykmb5

In the intricate web of relationships between Candice Abbey, Archer Stewards, and Kevin, an unforeseen twist emerges when Candice finds herself falling for Kevin, completely unaware of Archer's hidden affection for her. Archer, adept at concealing her true emotions, continued to play the role of a childhood friend, although harboring a secret love for Candice. As Candice's crush on Kevin intensified, Archer grappled with the inner turmoil of unrequited love. It was a delicate situation where Archer couldn't openly express her feelings, and Candice remained oblivious to the depth of emotions brewing within her. As the story unfolded, the challenge for the two girls was to confront their feelings and redefine the boundaries of their relationships. The journey ahead promised unexpected twists, emotional discoveries, and the potential for love to emerge from the most unsuspecting corners of their intertwined lives.

So if you don't know the birds work for the government.