Thongs Stories

This is a slightly Embarrassing Story of two sisters who accidentally swapped underwear and this came with some pretty embarrassing consequences!

This is the real book. I do not own this Louise Rennison does. Angus: My mixed-breed cat, half domestic tabby, half Scottish wildcat. The size of a small Labrador, only mad. Thongs: Stupid underwear. What's the point of them, anyway? They just go up your bum, as far as I can tell. Full-Frontal Snogging: Kissing with all the trimmings, lip to lip, open mouth, tongues ... everything. Her dad's got the mentality of a Teletubby (only not so developed). Her cat, Angus, is trying to eat the poodle next door. And her best friend thinks she looks like an alien -- just because she accidentally shaved off her eyebrows. Ergghhhlack. Still, add a little boy-stalking, teacher-baiting, and full-frontal snogging with a Sex God, and Georgia's year just might turn out to be the most fabbitty fab fab ever!

Hermia Rudd is fifteen and exhausted with life, the same programmed routine we all at some point have to follow. School, homework, fallings out with friends and boys...well she'd like to add boys to the list, except after a tragic family death, there isn't much time for anything other than dejection. However when a twist of fate leaves Mia with no escape, and danger swiftly surrounding her, a mysterious stranger is the unlikely hero to come to her rescue. 'Nathan Glane is hard to describe in a sentence or two. Even the word perfection is filled with flaws when it comes to him.' All the same with this alluringly charming boy, everything is not what it appears and soon Mia is fighting desperately to uncover the truth, about this unearthly creature. AllRightsResevered

This is a book of preferences and imagines kinda stuff about the film version of Angus thongs and perfect snogging hope you enjoy!!!!

Who likes shoes? Most people wear them on a daily basis, but do you take notice of the memories that happen with that particular pair on? Explore a strong woman's life with her blue sandals, black boots and her casual flip flops.

Shane was the new kid at school along with his twin brother, Kyle. As Jessie's friend, Grace, starts to fall for Kyle, Shane and Jessie start to fall in love...but Shane's girlfriend Madison, the school slag, might ruin things for good.

For our God Alex With horrible writing

Juliet Monroe is tired of being the quiet, shy , non-fun girl. She's determined to prove to all her friends that she can be fun and wild. But what happens when she goes a bit too far in proving that? How much is she willing to sacrifice for the ultimate summer. Uh-oh Juliet, seems like you're on for a bumpy summer.

Notice me senpai

In an old town where a little young girl called daisy bell made pancakes for her two sisters "hurry the fuckupyoustupidassbitch" the little sister cried, "go fuck yourself you horse teeth slut" daisy bell replied. "shut the fuck up both of you or ill cut your fucking goblin friend in half" said dad as he came rushing down the hallway, they adopted a goblin back in the early 2020s, he doesnt really do much but wank his fucking life out and grow weed on the farm. Mum comes home and flies through the fucking roof "WHO THE FUCK ATE ALL THE GRENOLA BARS?" mum screams as she gets out of the car from fucking an 80 year old multimillionaire. The goblin comes out and says "GO FUCK YOURSELF IM WATCHING DANK MEMES HEAR AND IF YOU DONT FUCKING STOP YELLING IM GONNA SELL YOUR U2 TICKETS ON EBAY" The whole family is fucking each other and suddenly a black silhouette comes out and screams "OH SHIT IF WE LET DA GOBLIN SELL OUR U2 TICKETS, WE ALL GOIN DOWN" "what the fuck is cory doing in our house"

Nicky just a regular high school student has never been kissed, never had a boyfriend and the worst thing is that her best friend ditched for all the snobs 'populars' of the school. Nicky is alone through out her entire high school career. Her ex-best friend Cassidy has been spreading rumors about her behind her back ever since 6th grade and Nicky gets sick of it. So Nicky plans to take revenge on Cassidy, but it doesn't help when her high school crush, Kole Nickels starts liking her and her only friend Matt Davidson tells her his true feelings for her and now she's stuck on a love triangle. She has all these distractions while she tries to seek revenge on Cassidy. Does Nicky give Cassidy what she deserves and gets the guys she always wanted?

It's George's first day of highschool and he meets some new friends and makes his first enemy but what if they're hot?

Luce Gallagher is just another troublesome rich teen. But after she lets a monkey into her parents hot tub, her parents decide they've had enough. They give Luce an ultimatum: turn things around, stay out of trouble, don't get kicked out of school OR go to most strict school in the world, never see her best friend Benj again, and stay on lock down for the rest of her life. It's not a hard choice for Luce, but soon she realizes it's hard to be good if your brother is always taking you to wild parties, your teachers either hate your guts or want to get in bed with you, and you're Juliet in the school play and your worst enemy is Romeo.