A poem I wrote about someone who I liked but can't. So I won't and will keep this shit with me to my grave. But because I can't even do that, I wrote this so that people who will read will know.
This is a joke article I wrote for someone about a what if In a fan fiction. Suffice to say, I spent the time I had before school to write this and I hope it's funny enough.
This is throw away story. It is rewriten from the janitorai chat so if you want to see the original you can try and find it. All the information or the similarities with other works is only coincidence.