This is a joke article I wrote for someone about a what if In a fan fiction. Suffice to say, I spent the time I had before school to write this and I hope it's funny enough.
A poem I wrote about someone who I liked but can't. So I won't and will keep this shit with me to my grave. But because I can't even do that, I wrote this so that people who will read will know.
A shitty 3 AM fan fiction including every edgy fandom to ever exist and how every man in said Fandoms fall in love with Ingénue (me, LOL) with appearances from the sQUAD