tidalkid
1. My hot shirtless neighbor just saw me in my Hello Kitty pajamas.
2. I'm starting a new school for the 5th time in my life.
3. My little brother likes to chase me around the house with a spatula.
4. My best friend is a real-life Barbie doll.
5. Somehow, I've been roped into playing matchmaker between the most unlikely couple ever.
6. I somehow managed to make a sworn enemy on my very first day of school.
...kill me now, please.