Timallen Stories

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I told you to be careful for what you wish for... THIS IS A CRACK FIC...! BEWARE FOR CRINGE!

this masterpiece took 10 seconds and has 18 fucking words oh what a beauty

IN WHICH growing up shows Alisha Calvin what she missed out on during her childhood...

«princesses wear pretty dresses, im no princess» [descendants 1]

If you don't understand then you don't watch enough GioFilms.

A shooter goes into Brad and Randy's school and starts shooting kids. The best way to escape is to run, but Randy has asthma thats triggered by it. Meanwhile, Jill is in her counseling office and Tim is at Tool Time when they get the call. Will they survive? read on. PS I added an oc character named Hannah

Scott Clavin is santa clause but to stay Santa he has to get married Judy is a Princeston school graduate who help Lucy with her school work what happen when they meet at the right time and place will they end never getting together or will it be a Christmas miracle

Bentley Olly is the only girl out of five children and being the middle child only makes it worse. The Olly family are known quite well in the neighborhood because of their gold digging , alcoholic father, Kenny. Bentley has never had anyone to rely on other than her brothers but that may all change when she meets Nev. Nev is a charming, mysterious guy that Bentley meets while he is running from what seems to be a biker gang. It's no secret that Bentley and Nev are going to fall for each other but at what cost? --------------- This is a twist on the tv show Shameless as you can probably tell. If you have never watched the show I highly suggest it. *SLOW UPDATES*

Danielle is from Neil's first marriage, but she never knew her biological mother, but she saw Laura as her mother and Charlie as her little brother even she's 6 years older than him.

'dO yOuwo wuV mE?' 'yAs.' ---- idk what i just wrote kill me anyway imma go now

Frustrated with their lives, four middle-aged men and their female best friend decide to hit the open road and embark on a motorcycle road trip to California. Trying to embrace who they used to be back then. Their best friend Brianna has always been the tie breaker point break when they have any trouble and she hates it but she loves her friends.Trouble strikes when they run into the Del Fuegos, a fierce biker gang, and a series of unfortunate incidents leave the Wild Hogs on the run from the Del Fuegos in New Mexico. Do they have what it takes to stand up to their pursuers?

A girl struggles to come to terms with her terminal illness as her life long best friend refuses to accept she is dying.

the spirit of christmas is a very fragile thing; not many people can reserve the intense power that is child innocence paired with hope, that alone could and does power an entire city. what will santa and the elves do when the spirit of christmas is threatened in a way they never expected?

Christmas isn't Y/N Calvin'S favourite thing ever, but things change after awhile, Y/N is a 18 year old girl that soon finds her christmas spirit...read on to find out.

She's pretty but she's different, weird, quiet. Cassidy gets partnered with her complete opposite, popular, athletic, loud Brad Taylor. Brad is reluctant until he gets to actually know Cassidy, not the quiet girl at school.

Don't read this mom and dad

Cursed joke fanfiction about Tim Allen and some other crap