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Twenty-four strangers, all hiding from the magic inside that leaves them broken and alone, stumble upon each other, leading to them finding out that, despite what they may think, the world needs them after all. What are the chances? I have no idea. Very low I presume. But fate doesn't care about the chances of something happening. It does what it wants. I guess that is why it is called fate. ~~ I'm so excited about this book! It's going to be very different from what I've written before, so it may crash and burn in a fiery explosion or it may be amaze-zah-zing. Who knows. There will be no ships in this, but you are free to view some of the relationships as romantic if you want! I don't care either way :D I do not own the Hermits. (obviously) I'm writing this for fun and for practice Ready? LEZ GO!!

(Cover by the poster: https://www.reddit.com/r/HermitCraft/comments/e344uk/youre_my_cup_of_tea_xisuma_fanart/ ) Xisuma has worn his gas helmet for as long as the other hermits can ever remember. Behind that helmet, X pretends to be cool and confident, when on the inside, he's down in the deep. One day, he and False have a small accident in an experiment. (As in, ACTUALLY really small) The hermits are surprised by what they see. Iskall wants to know why he's hid his face. Stress wants to ease his pain. False? False is another story that'll get mentioned anyway. Hell yeah. My first ship related thing.

Just stories, headcanons, fanart, and more about Hermitcraft! *This book will contain shipping, but only of their Minecraft personas*

It finally happened - After three weeks of binge watching hermitcraft season 6 from Mumbo and Grain and know Tango(half way atm) I finally broke. - Welcome One and Welcome All To Hermitcraft Season 6 One Shots - Dis book will contain -Ships -NSFW -Fluff -X Readers -AU's -and my lil rants XP -/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/- Started on-July 24 2019 at 12:19 am Finished-???

Woo Hermitcraft

Remade wattcraft server information :)

i need somewhere to keep all this no shipping srry lots of au content probably maybe if thats what ur into ig art on the cover's mine, and any art featured here will probably be mine unless stated otherwise. taanks

~~~~~~~ Xisuma was an admin appointed by the Watchers. He is stuck under their control, and he hates every second of it. He's forced to let the watchers look through his eyes, use him like a puppet. But when a new watcher appears, Xisuma may have a chance to escape their control, to free the server from their grip. But he's going to have to make a choice. Save Grian, the new watcher, Or save himself. ~~~~~~~ An original watcher au, created by thathermitweirdo I'm posting this on A03 as well!

Most of these quotes were submitted by friends and shit lmao. Beware of some swearing I guess. A few of the quotes are a bit romantic (?) or some shit, so any chapter with two asterisks (**) are I guess "shippy" or whatever lmao HEADS UP: If you ever feel some hermits don't really fit with specific quotes, then you cannot blame me. Although I have been watching hermitcraft since around season 5, even I can't keep up with every hermit. Thank you!

The virus, Purple Spreading Virus, PSV-7 Symptoms: •Contorted vocals •Slow reaction to everything •Becomes aggressive without a reason •Slowly makes eyes glow purple after a few weeks of getting infected •Slowly corrupts your skin and glitches, defects you out ~°~°~°~°~°~°~°~ This story is a Virus AU of Hermitcraft Season 7! I would highly recommend watching anyone that's uploading Hermitcraft episodes since it's all so good! The title of this book is suggested to me by Bean on Discord and I stuck with it! This is all work of fanfiction and will only be using the Hermits' Minecraft personas! I hope you all enjoy! (Cover of the book made by me.)

This is not a story or one-shots!! These are prompts I think of and need to write down, and since I can't write stories or draw very well, might as well post them for people who can write/draw to use! You don't need to tag me or give credit for these ideas because they aren't very good and there won't be many of them(probably)(I'll also most likely see it becuz I read HC fics so much)! I'll be posting them in chapters of 10 prompts each, so please bear with me if I can't get some done. Cover art by me.

The Hermits move seasons and Grian joins the fun. That's it. That's the fic. This was co-written by me and my friend Rose. We co-host an account on Ao3 (Archive of Our Own) known as Galaxy Pen. We have talked it over and decided that since we don't have Galaxy Pen on Wattpad that I would post it on my account. Rose also has her own account but wishes to remain anonymous for now. We hope you enjoy the story! Disclaimer inside. Cover designed by Myself Do NOT repost or upload ANYWHERE ELSE! Whether it's Ao3, FF.net, Tumblr or some other site, DON'T repost. Please, if you want to share this with the community just post a link with our description or an accurate description of your own.

A glitch happened on the server which left many of them much younger than they should be. They'll have to get used to their new lives as they face the problems that come with being children. Xisuma will find a fix soon, hopefully...

Just some random stories based on Hermitcraft. As stupid as possible. (no shipping, no serious plots, maybe swearing, absolutely me losing my marbles.)

Hello, welcome to my Hermit hellhole- This is just where I drop my Hermit oneshots and my personal rant-shots I don't do requests because uh..yeah my lazy ass won't do em lol (Note: I do not ship the real people. These are just their Minecraft personas)

Welcome, peoples, to my book of Hermitcraft oneshots, incorrect quotes, and correct quotes. ;) (I drew the cover btw)

Basically any ships except for Grumbo (obviously, since you can read that on my other book if you'd like)

Where I mess around more about hermitcraft aside from making stories.