Tinfoilchef Stories

It finally happened - After three weeks of binge watching hermitcraft season 6 from Mumbo and Grain and know Tango(half way atm) I finally broke. - Welcome One and Welcome All To Hermitcraft Season 6 One Shots - Dis book will contain -Ships -NSFW -Fluff -X Readers -AU's -and my lil rants XP -/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/- Started on-July 24 2019 at 12:19 am Finished-???

A load of funny jokes I make up and use them for hermitcraft jokes

Alright, so this is part of the Rick Riordan AU created by Parker. It's basically the Hermits in the universe of Percy Jackson, Kane Chronicles and Magnus Chase.

Mumbo threw his third egg at the target block above Grian's door. The white shell exploded into a chicken as he finally hit the bullseye. Noteblocks chimed, out of time with each other. Footsteps pounded on the stairs within the house, quickly followed by someone running into the door at full speed. The wooden door swung open inwards, revealing the smaller, red-sweatered hermit. "Hey Mumbo," he greeted. "What seems to be the trouble?" "It's TFC's death, Grian," Mumbo responded. "I don't think it was natural." -=-=-=-=- Medieval City AU This IS a murder mystery, so there will be blood, gore, and angst. I will mix a bit of romance in, too, although that will lead to more angst. Since it's a murder mystery, there will also be a lot of death and a fight or two. Or maybe three. Cover design made in Canva

A glitch happened on the server which left many of them much younger than they should be. They'll have to get used to their new lives as they face the problems that come with being children. Xisuma will find a fix soon, hopefully...

This is not a story or one-shots!! These are prompts I think of and need to write down, and since I can't write stories or draw very well, might as well post them for people who can write/draw to use! You don't need to tag me or give credit for these ideas because they aren't very good and there won't be many of them(probably)(I'll also most likely see it becuz I read HC fics so much)! I'll be posting them in chapters of 10 prompts each, so please bear with me if I can't get some done. Cover art by me.

Just some random stories based on Hermitcraft. As stupid as possible. (no shipping, no serious plots, maybe swearing, absolutely me losing my marbles.)

This is a small story about my hermitcraft AU how the hermits met my oc, This is an au its not meant to be 100% Accurate, also I started watching hermitcraft by watching Grians hermitcraft6 and have only recently watched Mumbo and Iskall's hermitcraft season 7, so I might get some personalitys wrong and miss some hermits if I do please don't shout at me in the comments just nicely say "ooc" and explain the personality I got wrong, and if I miss a hermit then say you missed *the hermits name* and explain some of their personality to me.(Sorry for the long description)

I'm planning on posting drawings and random stories here. All criticism is welcome, but please try to be constructive. Advice is always useful. I'll probably post Warriors, Minecraft, and Hermitcraft stuff, but I may end up finding other cool stuff to draw and write about.

in this story may contain Carnage, deaths, foul language and other things hermitcraft quest: journey for the fusion stars aka (hqjftfg) is a fan based hermitcraft au slightly inspired by a concept for a species design that has stars embedded in their chests and demise (hence the grey skin n stuff but with my own twist) this is only a description this isn't even full details that takes place in Prof docs lab (he's the lead scientist of the server ) working and running tests on a mysterious rock that fell from the skies that possessed a glimmering black ish red color and starts running tests and watching grian whom his lab assistant who himself was horsing around with some rocks he had found one calling it a fallen star it was a rather dirty brown color and not quite clean But all things confusing come with a bad twist when the server seems to collapse by a rather evil greyscale??? Force starts taking over the hermits bodies and wreaking havoc amongst the hermitcraft server will the hermits be able to stop this or perish trying what will happen next on this quest for the stars of fusion ( this description is kinda rubbish 😅)

There are exactly three things I know. 1. My name is Grian. 2. I am a part of the Hermitcraft server 3. Everything else is a mystery Something inside of me says that the key to unlocking my memories is outside of this notchforsaken server, but it's hard to do that when the hub portals are locked from the outside. I don't know anyone on this server, and no one seems to know me either. Trust will be hard to come by, but I think that if we work together, we may be able to get out of here.

Most of these quotes were submitted by friends and shit lmao. Beware of some swearing I guess. A few of the quotes are a bit romantic (?) or some shit, so any chapter with two asterisks (**) are I guess "shippy" or whatever lmao HEADS UP: If you ever feel some hermits don't really fit with specific quotes, then you cannot blame me. Although I have been watching hermitcraft since around season 5, even I can't keep up with every hermit. Thank you!

Tango had a little accident while testing his inators, and turned more than half of the hermit population to 3-5 year olds. The other hermits will have to work together to take care of the younger hermits till they can find a way of turning them back to adults again. Majority of this book is made out of fluff. There might be some mentions of angst, but overall nothing too serious. [Greetings. 2021 me here. Uhh- 2020 me is a liar. The angst has gone a bit... much.] [Also there are no ships in this book]

DISCLAIMER: I respect that the hermits are real life people, this is not me trying to push what I think 'should happen.' 'Tis just for entertainment, don't take it too seriously. Also, not all of the hermits will be present in the story, because that's just too much to keep track of. Some of the hermits decide to go on a month-long work retreat and rent a place to stay. Things ensue.

Just a bunch of stories about Hermitcraft season 6, mostly Grian

This is just a side project, I'm still doing my main book don't worry. These are just the personalities, not the people. The cover is not mine. Will do: Fluff Death Angst Gore Won't do: Smut

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