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Ghostlight (or: A bunch of Short Stories about Hermitcraft) A Hermitcraft AU that will be updated on occasion, more of a background project. This is my take on an "Ask or Dare the Hermits" situation, but with an overarching storyline. Read the Preface for more information. Please note: I understand that the Hermits are real people, and that they should be treated with dignity and respect. I do not associate myself with the Hermits or Hermitcraft server in any way, I'm just a fan with an idea.

It's just the title loll

The Hermits move seasons and Grian joins the fun. That's it. That's the fic. This was co-written by me and my friend Rose. We co-host an account on Ao3 (Archive of Our Own) known as Galaxy Pen. We have talked it over and decided that since we don't have Galaxy Pen on Wattpad that I would post it on my account. Rose also has her own account but wishes to remain anonymous for now. We hope you enjoy the story! Disclaimer inside. Cover designed by Myself Do NOT repost or upload ANYWHERE ELSE! Whether it's Ao3, FF.net, Tumblr or some other site, DON'T repost. Please, if you want to share this with the community just post a link with our description or an accurate description of your own.

(A revised Origin book) (Also, this is my headcanon, so yes. Use this to refer back to references in my main series) (It's Season 6) (Takes place before 'Gifted') (The following prophecy is pieced together from all POV) The prophecy: Raging fire, stormy seas A great evil cause many to flee Twenty two souls must join the fight Lest they fall back in the plight. Helmeted Pride, hold back your tears Son of Da Vinci, hold back the curse. Prince of Phoenix, swallow your fears. Dragon Blood must swallow the madness and fear Heir to Demons, keep your secrets close. King of Justice, slay the beast, chant the final verse. Icy One, keep them together. Experiment will start the war. The Psychopath will find the missing piece. The Bouncy One must deal the final blow The scarlet one will fall; take the sacrifice. The Ninja will sharpen the sword. Fairwell, keep your word. Undead shall rise to make up for what was wrong. The Wolf will know the truth. The cyborg will unleash his rage. Be reborn, find the right mark. The thief will know where to start. The sailor will rise and fall. Wide eyed one, catch the one who falls. Son of the Smith, ring the bells for war. The tempest is coming; be ready on your feet. (Summary) Twenty two different people from different backgrounds must stand their ground against a great evil that had destroyed their past lives. Some were royalty. Some had a steadfast destiny. Some were content already. But when it is no longer enough to hide, these souls must fight and unite, whether they wanted to or not.

Grian has always adored heroes. So, when he gets the chance to move to a city with an abundance of them, he takes it.

Evil Xisuma is back and no one know how. He starts to cause chao across the entire of the Hermitcraft server ending in a war. What will happen to Grian during all of this Disclaimer I started writing this before TinFoilChef sadly passed so I felt it was right to keep him in for a little in the begining began : January 15 2023 discontinued : March 1 2024

A book to dump one shots and short stories, (mainly Dream SMP related) in poggers :) [ all writings are about the persona(s), and not the actual content creator themselves. if any cc is uncomfortable with this book (or fics in general), i'll gladly take it down ]

haven't used wattpad to post mcyter fanfic in years lets go lads this is gonna be a place for me to dump hermitcraft things i've written! there might be some ship stuff? but idk, might end up being headcanons and au stuff ckskd also please excuse the fact that some of these fics will be in all lowercase letters,, i'm a lazy writer sometimes anyways,,, pls enjoy

These are just random stories of the hermitcraft season 6, (also it's confirmed that I love writing anything with Mumbo and Joe 😂) But I enjoy making stories for other hermits.

A glitch happened on the server which left many of them much younger than they should be. They'll have to get used to their new lives as they face the problems that come with being children. Xisuma will find a fix soon, hopefully...

i need somewhere to keep all this no shipping srry lots of au content probably maybe if thats what ur into ig art on the cover's mine, and any art featured here will probably be mine unless stated otherwise. taanks

In which I make AUs, Oneshots, and all of that fun time stuff. I'll do requests, though I probably won't do all of them. This is mostly just a place where I can take a break from writing a current story(which is usually when I get random ideas in the first place), so its not a serious oneshot book. If you didn't know, I prewrite all of my stories, so if you see a sudden influx of oneshots and stuff, that probably means that I'm working on a new story. Who knows, you might even get an exclusive sneak peek. Things I will write: -Angst -Fluff -Hurt/Comfort -The occasional shitpost -AUs galore -IRL stories(to an extent, I will explain more in an A/N) Things I will NOT write: -Smut(just no) -Insanity(makes me uncomfortable to write, plus, it's difficult, I may do it occasionally) -IRL shipping -Non-Hermitcraft stories(including: Evo, Watchers, Mindcrack, YHS, etc.)(NOT including: Hardcore hermits, Minecraft Champions, Twitch Rivals, etc.) COVER PICTURE NOT MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in this story may contain Carnage, deaths, foul language and other things hermitcraft quest: journey for the fusion stars aka (hqjftfg) is a fan based hermitcraft au slightly inspired by a concept for a species design that has stars embedded in their chests and demise (hence the grey skin n stuff but with my own twist) this is only a description this isn't even full details that takes place in Prof docs lab (he's the lead scientist of the server ) working and running tests on a mysterious rock that fell from the skies that possessed a glimmering black ish red color and starts running tests and watching grian whom his lab assistant who himself was horsing around with some rocks he had found one calling it a fallen star it was a rather dirty brown color and not quite clean But all things confusing come with a bad twist when the server seems to collapse by a rather evil greyscale??? Force starts taking over the hermits bodies and wreaking havoc amongst the hermitcraft server will the hermits be able to stop this or perish trying what will happen next on this quest for the stars of fusion ( this description is kinda rubbish 😅)

Stories and story ideas. Like my ideas? Feel free to use them, but credit me and tag me in them so I can see!

(I was originally planning on putting this in with the Evo shots just so they'd be in one place, but my OCD and receiving a good cover convinced me otherwise.) A collection of short stories from The Hermitcraft Server. I know the tag list may be daunting, but I have a basic summary of everyone on there. You may have to type the link manually, but it should help if you feel confused. https://www.metafilter.com/175477/Whats-the-collective-noun-for-hermits

So this is a book about two best friends meeting their favourite YouTuber at an unexpected time in a unexpected area. There won't be much detail, but just have fun reading the book. By the way, my friend was the one who dreamt this, I'm just expanding on the storyline because why not. UPDATE: okay... so at this point this book is no longer just hermitcraft and neither are majority Dari's dream... some are mine ^^; but in general this book would still be in the same universe it won't be oneshot or anything but there are no genuine storyline and this book was just for fun. It will focus on Hermitcraft half of the time but other youtubers such as Dream, GeorgeNotFound and BadBoyHalo would be involved as well. I'm really sorry if this was not the book you wanted, dear readers, but regardless hope you enjoy! ^^

A load of funny jokes I make up and use them for hermitcraft jokes

These are the oneshots, twoshots and unfinished arcs set in the main timeline of my stories. If you're looking for the older larger arcs, they're in a separate book now.