Historias de Tinfoilchef

A disappearance, an Attack, and a lie. "I finally realised why. He's a monster. And I hope you'll realise that for yourselves." -<♢>- The beginning of Hermitcraft Season 8 is interrupted by the reappearance of a once long gone enemy. But this time, he's back for more than just a harmless prank. 『-<♢>-』 Trigger/Content warnings: Blood, Death, Swearing,

(I was originally planning on putting this in with the Evo shots just so they'd be in one place, but my OCD and receiving a good cover convinced me otherwise.) A collection of short stories from The Hermitcraft Server. I know the tag list may be daunting, but I have a basic summary of everyone on there. You may have to type the link manually, but it should help if you feel confused. https://www.metafilter.com/175477/Whats-the-collective-noun-for-hermits

~~~~~~~ Xisuma was an admin appointed by the Watchers. He is stuck under their control, and he hates every second of it. He's forced to let the watchers look through his eyes, use him like a puppet. But when a new watcher appears, Xisuma may have a chance to escape their control, to free the server from their grip. But he's going to have to make a choice. Save Grian, the new watcher, Or save himself. ~~~~~~~ An original watcher au, created by thathermitweirdo I'm posting this on A03 as well!

Pearl finds herself completely alone on the server, after having defeated everyone in war. The thrill of battle has vanished, and the feeling of emptiness is slowly settling in. Mistakes cannot be undone, they say. But what if they could? What if Pearl was offered to travel back in time...? --- Cover by @BotatoHATEScheese

A glitch happened on the server which left many of them much younger than they should be. They'll have to get used to their new lives as they face the problems that come with being children. Xisuma will find a fix soon, hopefully...

haven't used wattpad to post mcyter fanfic in years lets go lads this is gonna be a place for me to dump hermitcraft things i've written! there might be some ship stuff? but idk, might end up being headcanons and au stuff ckskd also please excuse the fact that some of these fics will be in all lowercase letters,, i'm a lazy writer sometimes anyways,,, pls enjoy

Hello, welcome to my Hermit hellhole- This is just where I drop my Hermit oneshots and my personal rant-shots I don't do requests because uh..yeah my lazy ass won't do em lol (Note: I do not ship the real people. These are just their Minecraft personas)

In which I make AUs, Oneshots, and all of that fun time stuff. I'll do requests, though I probably won't do all of them. This is mostly just a place where I can take a break from writing a current story(which is usually when I get random ideas in the first place), so its not a serious oneshot book. If you didn't know, I prewrite all of my stories, so if you see a sudden influx of oneshots and stuff, that probably means that I'm working on a new story. Who knows, you might even get an exclusive sneak peek. Things I will write: -Angst -Fluff -Hurt/Comfort -The occasional shitpost -AUs galore -IRL stories(to an extent, I will explain more in an A/N) Things I will NOT write: -Smut(just no) -Insanity(makes me uncomfortable to write, plus, it's difficult, I may do it occasionally) -IRL shipping -Non-Hermitcraft stories(including: Evo, Watchers, Mindcrack, YHS, etc.)(NOT including: Hardcore hermits, Minecraft Champions, Twitch Rivals, etc.) COVER PICTURE NOT MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i need somewhere to keep all this no shipping srry lots of au content probably maybe if thats what ur into ig art on the cover's mine, and any art featured here will probably be mine unless stated otherwise. taanks

The Hermits move seasons and Grian joins the fun. That's it. That's the fic. This was co-written by me and my friend Rose. We co-host an account on Ao3 (Archive of Our Own) known as Galaxy Pen. We have talked it over and decided that since we don't have Galaxy Pen on Wattpad that I would post it on my account. Rose also has her own account but wishes to remain anonymous for now. We hope you enjoy the story! Disclaimer inside. Cover designed by Myself Do NOT repost or upload ANYWHERE ELSE! Whether it's Ao3, FF.net, Tumblr or some other site, DON'T repost. Please, if you want to share this with the community just post a link with our description or an accurate description of your own.

It finally happened - After three weeks of binge watching hermitcraft season 6 from Mumbo and Grain and know Tango(half way atm) I finally broke. - Welcome One and Welcome All To Hermitcraft Season 6 One Shots - Dis book will contain -Ships -NSFW -Fluff -X Readers -AU's -and my lil rants XP -/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/- Started on-July 24 2019 at 12:19 am Finished-???

Evil Xisuma is released from The Void after being banished into the black abyss two years before. Now he's back in Hermitcraft, and the Hermits don't know what to think. Should they ban him again or forgive and forget? Welcome him back with open arms and cookies or hurt him before he hurts them? And what the heck happened to him while in The Void? Hi! I'm Mya... Um... So...yeah... I'm writing a Hermitcraft AU... Enjoy!!

(Cover by someone else who's not me- and I have no clue who they are) (Also, I MIGHT create a new personality for the hermits, since I have trouble with already existing ones for some reason.) (Very mild scenes and language.) A freak storm. Injuries. It was something the hermits have never seen before. Perhaps a block hit them out of the blue- maybe they fell. All they know is that they got hurt, and blacked out for more than a minute. When they woke up, they recieved strange new abilities. Superpowers. On their wrists, there is a strange engraved symbol on their skin. What could this mean? Are the powers a blessing or a curse? Does this have anything to do with the 'spirits'? (Another Note: Say whaaaat? #1 out of all those hermitcraft?? Wow. Also, I upload 2 chapters or more a day.)

Just some random stories based on Hermitcraft. As stupid as possible. (no shipping, no serious plots, maybe swearing, absolutely me losing my marbles.)

Art I make from stuff on Demise.

I'm planning on posting drawings and random stories here. All criticism is welcome, but please try to be constructive. Advice is always useful. I'll probably post Warriors, Minecraft, and Hermitcraft stuff, but I may end up finding other cool stuff to draw and write about.

It's just the title loll