Tinfoilchef Stories

Just a bunch of stories about Hermitcraft season 6, mostly Grian

Tango had a little accident while testing his inators, and turned more than half of the hermit population to 3-5 year olds. The other hermits will have to work together...

Evil Xisuma is released from The Void after being banished into the black abyss two years before. Now he's back in Hermitcraft, and the Hermits don't know what to think...

Pearl finds herself completely alone on the server, after having defeated everyone in war. The thrill of battle has vanished, and the feeling of emptiness is slowly sett...

Grian can't help but notice that Doc has been very secretive about his project lately, and it's really bothering Ren. And, now that he thinks about it, Scar's been rathe...

These are just random stories of the hermitcraft season 6, (also it's confirmed that I love writing anything with Mumbo and Joe 😂) But I enjoy making stories for other...

(Cover by the poster: https://www.reddit.com/r/HermitCraft/comments/e344uk/youre_my_cup_of_tea_xisuma_fanart/ ) Xisuma has worn his gas helmet for as long as the other h...

Welcome, peoples, to my book of Hermitcraft oneshots, incorrect quotes, and correct quotes. ;) (I drew the cover btw)

~~~~~~~ Xisuma was an admin appointed by the Watchers. He is stuck under their control, and he hates every second of it. He's forced to let the watchers look through his...

Basically any ships except for Grumbo (obviously, since you can read that on my other book if you'd like)

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!: This fic is rated as PG-14+, so read at your own risk! There's swearsies, suggestive references, and LOTS of blood of gore! Be aware! Also! T...

In which I make AUs, Oneshots, and all of that fun time stuff. I'll do requests, though I probably won't do all of them. This is mostly just a place where I can take a b...

Hello, welcome to my Hermit hellhole- This is just where I drop my Hermit oneshots and my personal rant-shots I don't do requests because uh..yeah my lazy ass won't do e...

these are old, i see your comments, i'm sorry lmao this is all based in season 7 i'm probably not gonna keep making any of these so :D enjoy what's there tho Damnit I g...

Hermitcraft 7 nonesense

(Cover by someone else who's not me- and I have no clue who they are) (Also, I MIGHT create a new personality for the hermits, since I have trouble with already existing...

haven't used wattpad to post mcyter fanfic in years lets go lads this is gonna be a place for me to dump hermitcraft things i've written! there might be some ship stuff...

(I was originally planning on putting this in with the Evo shots just so they'd be in one place, but my OCD and receiving a good cover convinced me otherwise.) A collect...

I wanted to do some HC fanfiction writing so uh, here this is! Requests are closed. I've currently fallen out of the fandom but may come back to this some day. Shipping...