Tinfoilchef storie

The virus, Purple Spreading Virus, PSV-7 Symptoms: •Contorted vocals •Slow reaction to everything •Becomes aggressive without a reason •Slowly makes eyes glow purple after a few weeks of getting infected •Slowly corrupts your skin and glitches, defects you out ~°~°~°~°~°~°~°~ This story is a Virus AU of Hermitcraft Season 7! I would highly recommend watching anyone that's uploading Hermitcraft episodes since it's all so good! The title of this book is suggested to me by Bean on Discord and I stuck with it! This is all work of fanfiction and will only be using the Hermits' Minecraft personas! I hope you all enjoy! (Cover of the book made by me.)

So this is a book about two best friends meeting their favourite YouTuber at an unexpected time in a unexpected area. There won't be much detail, but just have fun reading the book. By the way, my friend was the one who dreamt this, I'm just expanding on the storyline because why not. UPDATE: okay... so at this point this book is no longer just hermitcraft and neither are majority Dari's dream... some are mine ^^; but in general this book would still be in the same universe it won't be oneshot or anything but there are no genuine storyline and this book was just for fun. It will focus on Hermitcraft half of the time but other youtubers such as Dream, GeorgeNotFound and BadBoyHalo would be involved as well. I'm really sorry if this was not the book you wanted, dear readers, but regardless hope you enjoy! ^^

What happens when people from all sorts of backgrounds and personality's come together and things go smoothly up until they don't? Perhaps everything is not as it seems.

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!: This fic is rated as PG-14+, so read at your own risk! There's swearsies, suggestive references, and LOTS of blood of gore! Be aware! Also! The art for the cover is NOT MINE! It's by @infiniteworldtype on Tumblr, so go feel free to check them out and give them some love! (Link to image: https://infiniteworldtype.tumblr.com/post/186915005205/admins-play-god-in-their-world-that-they-create ) _________________________________________ Glorious in life, eternal in death. That's what the Shadowbyte Army had told its soldiers for years. That their loyalty and skill granted an unforgettable legacy after they died. That following their orders would bring them prosperity while appeasing their superiors. And everyone believed it. Why would their saviors lie to them? After they saved their lives in the first place? It's what a group of eight of those soldiers believed. When they were brought together to take over a single World, occupied by a small group of people known as HermitCraft. When they broke past its firewalls and set foot on its soil. But when their plans go horribly wrong and they're taken hostage by their perceived enemies, something begins to stir inside of them, one by one. They start to question their faith and loyalty to the Shadowbyte Army, to it's powerful leader and founder, Ecryptos. Everything they had ever known is put in a brand new light. And they soon realize that they are part of a much more sinister plot... But will they agree to break their oath to stop it once and for all?

I'm planning on posting drawings and random stories here. All criticism is welcome, but please try to be constructive. Advice is always useful. I'll probably post Warriors, Minecraft, and Hermitcraft stuff, but I may end up finding other cool stuff to draw and write about.

i need somewhere to keep all this no shipping srry lots of au content probably maybe if thats what ur into ig art on the cover's mine, and any art featured here will probably be mine unless stated otherwise. taanks

It finally happened - After three weeks of binge watching hermitcraft season 6 from Mumbo and Grain and know Tango(half way atm) I finally broke. - Welcome One and Welcome All To Hermitcraft Season 6 One Shots - Dis book will contain -Ships -NSFW -Fluff -X Readers -AU's -and my lil rants XP -/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/- Started on-July 24 2019 at 12:19 am Finished-???

Tango had a little accident while testing his inators, and turned more than half of the hermit population to 3-5 year olds. The other hermits will have to work together to take care of the younger hermits till they can find a way of turning them back to adults again. Majority of this book is made out of fluff. There might be some mentions of angst, but overall nothing too serious. [Greetings. 2021 me here. Uhh- 2020 me is a liar. The angst has gone a bit... much.] [Also there are no ships in this book]

A disappearance, an Attack, and a lie. "I finally realised why. He's a monster. And I hope you'll realise that for yourselves." -<♢>- The beginning of Hermitcraft Season 8 is interrupted by the reappearance of a once long gone enemy. But this time, he's back for more than just a harmless prank. 『-<♢>-』 Trigger/Content warnings: Blood, Death, Swearing,

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Most of these quotes were submitted by friends and shit lmao. Beware of some swearing I guess. A few of the quotes are a bit romantic (?) or some shit, so any chapter with two asterisks (**) are I guess "shippy" or whatever lmao HEADS UP: If you ever feel some hermits don't really fit with specific quotes, then you cannot blame me. Although I have been watching hermitcraft since around season 5, even I can't keep up with every hermit. Thank you!

DISCLAIMER: I respect that the hermits are real life people, this is not me trying to push what I think 'should happen.' 'Tis just for entertainment, don't take it too seriously. Also, not all of the hermits will be present in the story, because that's just too much to keep track of. Some of the hermits decide to go on a month-long work retreat and rent a place to stay. Things ensue.

~~~~~~~ Xisuma was an admin appointed by the Watchers. He is stuck under their control, and he hates every second of it. He's forced to let the watchers look through his eyes, use him like a puppet. But when a new watcher appears, Xisuma may have a chance to escape their control, to free the server from their grip. But he's going to have to make a choice. Save Grian, the new watcher, Or save himself. ~~~~~~~ An original watcher au, created by thathermitweirdo I'm posting this on A03 as well!

Grian can't help but notice that Doc has been very secretive about his project lately, and it's really bothering Ren. And, now that he thinks about it, Scar's been rather absent as well. With tensions on the server running high, can Grian investigate without all heck breaking loose? Be ready for drama, mystery, and danger (with a happy ending). [No longer posting here, moved to Ao3]

(I was originally planning on putting this in with the Evo shots just so they'd be in one place, but my OCD and receiving a good cover convinced me otherwise.) A collection of short stories from The Hermitcraft Server. I know the tag list may be daunting, but I have a basic summary of everyone on there. You may have to type the link manually, but it should help if you feel confused. https://www.metafilter.com/175477/Whats-the-collective-noun-for-hermits

The crown of a king is hard to bare. But Xisuma knows what its like, he's been king for over 9 years after all. when he gets news that an assassin guild has been running rampant in his kingdom, harming his subjects, he knows he must put an end to this. But how...? There are no intended ships in this fanfic/book thing, mainly friendship. This fanfic/book will have angst and quite a few triggers (TWs will be posted at the beginning of each chapter). If there are any spelling errors feel free to speak up and tell me! Like said above, there will most likely be slow uploads (haha still in school rip + the fact that my editor friend is kinda slow /lh ily cocoa) EDIT: THIS IS ON HIATUS Big shoutout to @CreamedCocoa on YouTube for helping me with the editing! Go check them out (imo severely underrated and needs more love) Anyways enjoy, and I hope you have a wonderful day/night!

It's exactly as the title suggests, I also do not own the cover art.